sorry i got lost

Fuck... a bunch of drunk lunatics... damn it, luckily labor and capital escaped quickly...

I found someone @我, but I couldn’t come back, so here I am... The main work of the village head is "My Brother and Sister Can't Be So Cute".

And that Bumpman brother... Thank you very much for liking our book... But the same person is not allowed to enter v... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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In Chaobaozi's secret base.

"Skunk! What's the research?!"

"Don't make noise! ​​Ye Kase, give me test tube No. 4.3...Chao, adjust the strength of the magic resonance to [-]."

Zhang Taiping didn't even look at Yiwen, and adjusted the equipment in his hand while directing Ye Jiase and Chao Lingyin.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yiwen Jielin roared angrily, "Do you really want to die so much? I'd be happy to help you!" (Note 1)

"Stop talking nonsense! Chachawan, take a look at Ma Fanliang's overall map without the trees and buildings... If you want to lift the curse, just stay obediently, I don't have time to play with you right now." He took out a bottle of red wine and threw it to Yiyi Wen Jielin and Zhang Taiping continued to command: "Cut off Line [-] and connect to Line [-]."

Ye Jiase: "Understood!"

"Woo..." Yiwen took the red wine and glared at Zhang Taiping, then took a sip, "Eh? This red wine tastes the same as the one I keep?"

"Of course, I took it from your wine cellar yesterday...increase the power!"

"Hey!"

Super Ringtone: "Understood! But Mr. Kamo, this machine can only last for 10 minutes."

"It's okay, five minutes is enough."

"Hey!"

"Why?" Zhang Taiping asked impatiently.

"How dare you steal my wine?! Why are you asking me?!"

With the explosion of surging magic power, Ewen Jielin's hair floated up, like a ghost.

"Mr. Kamo good job! The data collection is successful!" Ye Jiase gave Taiping a thumbs up.

Chachawan came to stop Ewen Jielin and said, "Master, I brought the wine to Mr. Kamo. He said it was needed for the experiment."

"Fine! You don't need to release the magic power, the data is all collected."

"Huh?" Yiwen was dumbfounded.

Chao Lingyin explained: "We have to test your magic power fluctuations under different emotions, so that we can accurately understand the intensity corresponding to the curse of going to school."

"What about now?" Yiwen couldn't care less about getting angry.

"First of all, it is impossible to completely eliminate the curse. This curse has blood restrictions, unless it is lifted by Najib or Neji."

"What?! Najib's life and death are unknown now, how long will I have to wait for Najib! Hundan!"

"Don't worry, listen to me... There are two ways now. First, let Ma Fanliang conquer the world. Since the whole world is Ma Fanliang's sphere of influence, you can go anywhere."

"This is a woolen method!"

"Secondly, we can help you make a magic prop to deceive this curse. The principle is that you are assigned by the academy to go out to study, but there are two flaws. The first is that it cannot be used too strongly. Once you use too much magic power, it will cause conflicts with the props and force you to be sent back. The second is that there are time and distance restrictions. You can only go out of school for about three days a month, and the scope of activities is about I can only wander around Saitama County, but if there is an approval note from the head of the school, it will be different. With official authorization, both the magic power and the time distance should be able to increase, but this is still equivalent to reducing the distance. You were tied to Ma Fanliang as a coolie."

Zhang Taiping shrugged and made a helpless expression.

"I can only do this. If you are not satisfied, I have no other choice."

"Tsk! Anyway, help me make the magic props first! It's better to go out than to stay here every day!"

"Well, if you want to get it quickly, just leave the chacha pills, and they will probably be made tomorrow."

"Hmm..." Yi Wen thought about it, nodded and said, "You keep Chachawan."

"Yes! Master!"

After Evangeline left...

"Mr. Kamo, with the help of Chachawan, wouldn't it be ready soon? Why did you lie to Yiwen that it will be ready tomorrow?" Ye Jiase asked.

Zhang Taiping said confidently: "Of course it's about designing the appearance! If the final appearance is troublesome, wouldn't it take a certain amount of time to draw the magic patterns?"

"Eh? That kind of thing doesn't matter? Wouldn't it be good to just make a brand or something?"

Let Yiwen wear a dog tag?You are so talented...

Zhang Taiping rolled his eyes, shook his head helplessly and sighed: "I feel that you scientists still need to learn a set of theories about beautifying design that you are very familiar with. After all, you still do! Do you understand what this means? Let me tell you , I have experienced many battles! I have seen a lot! I have never done that kind of design scheme? You must know that the price of a product with a beautiful design is much higher than that of an unpackaged product! So I say Scientists, if you want to improve your aesthetic level, I am in a hurry for you! You have a good product, the quality of your products is the fastest and best in the world, but the packaging appearance of the product design is es-naive!" (Note 2 )

Although he felt that what Taiping said was very reasonable, Ye Jiase retorted: "Eh? But the props made for Yiwen are not products, so there is no need to pay so much attention..."

And Chaolingyin said thoughtfully: "Are you using appearance to expand the consumer base? Mr. Kamo is indeed very powerful. This trick can be used to expand Chaobaozi's chain stores."

"Stupid! You have to do your best with every product! Even limited editions and gifts have to be special. Do you understand that this is an invisible advertisement?"

"Ooooh! Instructable! So which look do you think is better?"

"Generally speaking, women's accessories should be rings, earrings, necklaces and the like, but as Yiwen is a puppet master, the accessories on his hands must be excluded first..."

"Oh! I didn't think of this. I wanted to make a ring at first."

"Earrings and necklaces have never been seen by Yiwen..."

"Because the school doesn't allow you to bring jewelry... But since you're out of school, it doesn't matter?"

"No, no, do you think Yiwen is someone who will obediently obey the school rules?"

"Uh……"

"So she definitely doesn't like to carry such cumbersome things!" Taiping said confidently.

Ye Jiase turned his head and asked, "Is that so? Chacha Wan?"

"Probably... I don't know very well, but apart from a ring that replaces the staff, I really haven't seen anything like jewelry in the master's room."

"So it can only be a foreign object, because Yiwen is a magician, so the first thing I thought of was the wand, but she can't use too much magic power, so I ruled it out, and I thought about the fan, because she has practiced aikido, but Fans are too perishable, and it’s not a problem to grab them all day long, so I settled on barrettes and brooches!”

Zhang Taiping took a pen and quickly sketched two designs on the paper, one was a gorgeous version of hair clips and brooches, and the other was a plain version.

"I have a problem!" Chao Lingyin said: "Because of Ma Fanliang's enchantment, there are always things like clothes bursting here...so the brooch is not suitable?"

"Uh... also!" Taiping nodded, then crossed out the pattern on the brooch, and asked Chacha Wan: "Which one do you think Yiwen will like?"

Chachawan tilted her head and thought for a while and said, "Although the master likes dolls and beautiful decorations very much, most of the time she dresses up plainly..."

"Ok!"

After finalizing the shape, everyone made the hairpin and began to draw magic patterns on it. Although the object is relatively small, the shape is not complicated, so it was done quickly.

"Hey... There is still some time, how about upgrading Chacha Wan?" Zhang Taiping, who had nothing to do, suggested.

"+w+"x2

"Uh... I still have to go one step ahead..."

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Chachawan hurriedly prepared to retreat, and then felt his head sink...

"……I see……"

He obediently walked to the experimental bed and lay down.

"How about getting her a layer of skin first to cover the ball joint?"

"Hey... I think the ball joint is cute..."

"Spherical joints under one meter are the cutest points!" (Note 3)

"That's right...do you want to add some expressions to her?"

"Forget it. There is no height limit for the cuteness of Sanwu, so you can keep it... but you can add the function of blushing."

"Yes, yes, yes! You can have this!"

"Since the heat dissipation can be used on the skin instead, how about adjusting the hair? The saved chacha pills are scattered all day long, so you can't change your hairstyle or anything."

"That makes sense. Although it's a robot, Chachawan is also a girl."

"Do you want to add a (beep) function?"

"Uh... I think this is a bit early? After all, she is only 2 years old."

"Then do you want to change this mechanical ear?"

"I don't want it anymore? It feels like it's not a chachawan after it's changed... Are the ears actually the body? But you can make a few more ears for her to play with."

"It makes sense... There is always a kind of aesthetic fatigue in the ears!"

"What's next?"

"Breast size up?"

"Will it cause the center of gravity to be unstable?"

"I think it's better to add more practical things? For example, increase attack methods, increase calculation speed, etc."

"Also... Yekase, go get the super chip we made last time."

"Look here to see if there is a poison blade covered with poison. Anyway, Chachawan is a robot, so it doesn't matter if you accidentally lick it."

"Uh... isn't this too sinister? And I don't think anyone is stupid enough to lick it knowing it's a poisonous blade?"

"Use the paralysis drug, and then electrify it later, even if you encounter someone with high poison resistance, you can use the electricity to knock him down!"

"You can have this! In order to increase the power, you can install a thunder-type magic energy converter here."

"And here..."

"I can also add a..."

"Oh oh oh! That's a good idea!"

Three crazy scientists are making various inhuman transformations on poor Chachawan.

……

Early the next morning.

"Is the prop I want ready?"

Yiwen Jielin broke into the door with one move, (Note 4), but the three mad scientists were sound asleep and were not woken up at all.

"Owner."

Chachawan handed the finished hairpin to Ewen Jielin.

"Oh! Is this the one?" Yiwen looked at it and nodded with satisfaction: "It's not bad... Huh? Chachawan, did you change your look?"

"Yes."

"It's pretty, you don't need to wake them up, just hang out with me, and you can finally leave this damn school!" Yiwen shouted excitedly.

"learn."

"By the way, does this thing have a name?"

"Dunshun Liuhua." (Note 5)

"Strange name... well, it doesn't matter."

Ivan pinned the barrette to his head.

"How do you feel that you talk less today?"

"Three no settings."

"Three No settings? Is it another messy thing that Chao Lingyin came up with? Don't worry about it, let's go first and talk about it when we come back later."

"as you wish."

Yiwen Jielin happily took Chacha Wan out of the campus.

……

"I'm exhausted these days..."

After Chao Baozi woke up, he communicated with Chao Lingyin and the others for a while before returning, but was immediately caught by Akari Nai and the others to go shopping, during which he wasted magic power to get Mu Naoxiang a temporary card.

"If you kill me tomorrow, I won't go out...sleep!"

Zhang Taiping lay lifelessly on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

On the evening of the next day, the three of Neji returned to the dormitory with big bags and small bags.

"I'm going to prepare dinner, I must make it richer today!" Mu Naoxiang said and entered the kitchen.

"What's the situation?" Zhang Taiping was at a loss.

"Today is Mingri dish's birthday."

Neji explained.

"Well... here I have a pill that makes a fool smart..."

"When are you going to use this meme, Hun Dan!"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Taiping took out a small bottle and handed it to Mingri Cai, "This is a gift."

"What kind of deceiving thing is this?" Akari took the bottle and asked suspiciously.

"This is not a deceitful thing. This is a charm potion. After drinking it, it can increase your charm, but it can only last for one day."

"Really?!" Akari's eyes lit up immediately.

"Of course, this is also a very famous thing in the magic world. If you don't believe me, you can ask Neji."

Negi nodded his head.

"Camo, you are not only annoying."

The single-cell Ming Ri Cai instantly changed Zhang Taiping's opinion.

"Well, even I will give blessings to others when they are born."

"Really? I've changed my mind about you!" Akari said cheerfully.

"Well, anyway, I will make it up twice in the future."

"Hey!"

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Note 1: The lines of the prophet Scrum in the copy of the Temple of Ahn'Qiraj in "World of Warcraft".

Note 2: Write like this...the water meter should not be checked...(ˉ﹃ˉ)

Note 3: The spherical joint below one meter refers to "The Rozen Maiden"

Note 4: Yamasen Fist is the father of Ranma in "Ranma 12". Saotome Genma created a move based on robber robbery, and there is also a Kaiqian Fist based on thief stealing. Personally, I think these two sets Boxing is the most practical boxing in "Ranma"... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 5: The name of Orihime Inoue's hairpin after she awakened her ability in "Bleach", that's right!This is another seiyuu meme!Both her and Ewen Jielin's voice actors are Matsuoka Yuki, and she is also the voice actor of Osaka in "Azi Manga King".