sorry i got lost

Nima... I was left hanging in the reception room for more than two hours today, and he actually overslept... The brothers put the Tieguanyin in their reception room in Lapsang Souchong when they were idle and bored. Lapsang souchong was put in the narcissus, and the narcissus was put in Tieguanyin... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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"Today is... the long-awaited school trip!"

Neji jumped out of bed early in the morning and excitedly called the others up.

"Have you brought your travel notes?" Old Mazi Akari Nai straightened Neji's collar.

"Bring it!"

"You brought your health card and a change of clothes?"

"Bring it! I prepared everything the day before yesterday!"

"Sure enough, I'm still a child..."

Zhang Taiping combed his fur, and jumped on Neji's head.

"I'll go first!"

Following Neji to Omiya Station, Zhang Taiping swept around Neji's students, and then jumped on Chao Lingyin's head.

"What's going on? Yiwenjielin didn't show up?"

"Puff puff..." Chao Lingyin covered her mouth and laughed: "She was too excited to play crazy a few days ago, and she used up all her time for this month. She was forcibly repatriated last night. Now She's throwing a tantrum in her room."

"Uh... can't the headmaster sign something?"

"The head of the school is also worried. When I go to Kyoto this time, I may have conflicts with the local magicians, and Evangeline's temper is not very good..." Chao Lingyin shrugged and said, "You know "After the facial expression, he added: "And Yiwen doesn't plan to go to the principal of the school."

"Tsaojiao of the True Ancestor... well, I'm going back to Neji, you have fun."

"Okay~ If Mr. Kamo needs help when the time comes, just say hello."

"Is it okay to be exposed? You still have plans."

"Well, you don't necessarily have to do it yourself to help." Chao Lingyin waved his hand and said indifferently.

Zhang Taiping nodded to her, then stepped on the heads of the students and jumped back onto Neji's shoulders.

"Huh? Kamo, where did you go just now?"

"I met acquaintances and chatted for a while."

"Oh……"

Negi didn't inquire carefully, and performed his duties as a teacher, arranging the groups and seats of the students.

Yiwen Jielin's forest hut in Ma Fanliang Academy.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Yiwen was lying on the bed losing his temper, next to Chacha Wan who stayed with her and Chacha Ling who couldn't move.

"Master, who can you blame? You played crazy and caused the timeout... And you didn't take me with you when you went out to play..." Chacha Ling, who was left alone before, gloated.

"Do it yourself."

"Damn it!!! This is the mistake of my life!!!"

Yi Wenjielin lay on the bed, covered her head with a pillow, kicked her legs and cried out in grief.

Just when the true ancestor was upset at home, the monkey girls from the Kansai Curse Association who sneaked into the train also made a move, and a large number of frog shikigami jumped out from every corner.

"Nimma is such an incomparable world...even the villain's offensive methods are so cute..."

For this type of gimmick, Zhang Taiping couldn't get up a bit.

Necky, who was caught off guard by the frogs, hurriedly took out the envelope given to him by the principal, and found that it was still there before he could breathe a sigh of relief, and was immediately snatched away by a swallow shikigami.

"Burn my remnant body, the holy fire." (Note 1)

Taiping made a movement of snapping his fingers. Although there was no sound because his hands were covered with fur, the magic was still activated. The swallow was burned to nothing before flying far, but the envelope was fine.

"Ah! Thank you Kamo!"

Negi hurried forward to pick up the envelope.

"Really, how many times have I taught you to be calm when things happen... By the way, shouldn't you be very happy when you see a frog?"

"How is it possible! These frogs are not croaks!... Huh? What is croak?"

"Don't worry about such small things... You'd better appease your students."

"oh oh……"

After a messy commotion, the train finally arrived in Kyoto.

Then, while visiting the scenic spots in Kyoto, due to a bunch of inexplicable traps, most of the students in Class A of the third year were drunk, and the rest of them hurriedly sent them back to the hotel.

"What a naive trap this is! Let me go... How long has it been since I have seen this kind of confrontation?"

Zhang Taiping looked up to the sky and sighed, then followed Neji to soak in the hot spring.

As a result, in the mixed bathing hot spring of the hotel, I saw Sakura Saki's nude body. This world is really full of benefits... I don't want to leave... Zhang Taiping, who was bleeding from his nose, thought so, and then passed out decisively.

"Huh? Kamo, are you swollen? Can mink get dizzy from hot springs?"

It was already the next morning when Zhang Taiping woke up.

"Nimma... I've been a monk for a long time, I can't stand the stimulation..."

"...Ne...Mr. Neji! If you don't dislike me, today when we go out in groups...can you come with us?"

"Ah! I remember... the bookstore is going to confess today! Neji, the damn Crystal Palace onion!"

Taiping thought enviously and enviously, and then hurriedly followed to prepare for a good show.

After enjoying the love light comedy all the way, Miyazaki Kazuka finally confessed successfully.

"Teacher, since the day I met you...I have always liked you!"

Then Nieji fainted because of too much information, and the brain couldn't function directly. The troubles of happiness...

After returning to the hotel, the idiot Neji decisively blew himself up, which led to Ma Fanliang’s paparazzi Asakura Kazumi. Zhang Taiping, who remembered the plot, decisively hooked up with her. Now that the interesting thing about kissing battle is recalled , Of course it has to be facilitated... By the way, earn some extra money, just to replace the head of the headless knight due to lack of materials.

After another vigorous commotion, the bookstore won the final victory, but because it was too noisy, all the participants were arrested and punished by the teaching director, Devil Nitta.

The next day, Neji said that he was going to deliver a letter. Zhang Taiping resolutely did not join in the fun, but followed the lily group Setsuna and Mu Naoxiang to the Movie Village. The magic power to heal the moment of injury.

"This magical power...is no worse than Negi..."

Then the group reunited with Nieji, came to Mu Naixiang's house, and met the president of the Kansai Conjuration Association, Mu Naixiang's father, a thin middle-aged uncle. At the first glance of <, Ming Ri Cai started to go crazy.

Uncle's accusation is a disease... It must be cured!

Everyone stayed at Mu Naoxiang's home that night.

"Ok?"

Zhang Taiping, lying on Neji's head, suddenly felt that someone had invaded.

"If I remember correctly, it should be the man-made man of Feite?"

Just as he was thinking, there was a scream from behind.

Neji followed the sound and ran to the room of the bookstore and others, and found that they were all petrified.

"Don't worry, it's only petrified temporarily."

Seeing that Neji's expression was not right, Zhang Taiping quickly comforted him.

By the time she found Mingri Cai, who had been teased and lost her mind, Mu Naoxiang had already been kidnapped, and the white-haired teenager Fite and Setsuna also ran away after a few tricks.

The three hurriedly chased after her, and after she caught up with the monkey girl, she directly summoned a bunch of demons and ghosts, and then flew towards the altar with Mu Naoxiang.

"Ale Ale...Neji, you guys go chase...I haven't exercised for a long time, and I'm going to test the props I made a while ago."

"Camo you?"

Akari asked in a suspicious tone.

"Since Kamo said so, there is no problem! Let's go! Thunderstorm!"

Neji used his big move to open a way, and continued to chase towards the monkey girl with Mingri Nai and Setsuna.

The ghosts were about to pursue, but they were stopped by Zhang Taiping.

"Don't rush away..."

"Huh? A mink?" The leading ghost laughed loudly: "What do you want to use to stop us? Your front teeth?"

"Well... this body is indeed a little troublesome, but..." Taiping took out the circular wafer that he had made before, "I have a unique technique~ absolutely~ I won't let you down!"

"Haha! Let's wait and see!" said the ghost leader, hugging his chest.

Taiping took out a gun, buckled the circular wafer in his hand onto it, and then shot towards the ground not far away.

The chip rolled on the ground to draw a circular magic circle. After the magic circle was completed, it emitted light blue light, and a red and white metal head slowly emerged from the light. (Note 2)

Zhang Taiping jumped into the metal head, and the head with several barbs stretched out quickly, turning into a red and white headless armored man with a height of about 1.8 meters, holding a sawtoothed double-headed sword in his hand . (Note 3)

"I kept you waiting~"

Zhang Taiping's voice came from inside the armor, because of the armor, his voice was a little low.

"Hahaha! Being summoned this time, I really saw something novel! Little ones! Let's go!"

The ghost leader waved his hand, and all the ghosts rushed towards Zhang Taiping.

Taiping thrust the double-ended sword into the ground, and the covers on both shoulders opened, revealing the complex magic circle inside.

"tiro-finale!!!"

The huge cannon light rushed into the pile of ghosts, causing a violent explosion, and the ghost army was emptied in an instant. Taiping took the opportunity to pull out his double-headed sword, and attacked Kai Wushuang in the chaotic ghost army.

"The fate is fixed, your body will be torn apart, the luck is gone, and your soul will be cursed!" (Note 4)

"Damn it! This ferret is so strong!"

After cleaning up all the weaker ghosts, Taiping said to the leader ghost: "It's your turn? I have to go back to eat after I let you go."

"Don't talk so full!"

The rest of the elite monsters rushed forward.

Dodging a knife from a bird monster, Taiping backhanded the sword into the body of the monster who was about to pinch. The monsters quickly surrounded him without a weapon.

"Although the consumption will increase without the weapon, but... I am empty-handed... I am stronger! Fang-straizer!!" (Note 5)

Flying kick kicked the monster closest to him away, Zhang Taiping continued to torture like a tiger in a herd of sheep.

"Did beep, beep, beep..."

Halfway through, the gemstone on the chest of the armor opened and shone red.

"Oops... I have no energy!" Zhang Taiping quickly jumped out of the battle circle and shouted to the nearby woods: "Aren't you coming out to help? When do you want to see it?"

Longgong Zhenming and Gu Fei came out of the woods.

"Is it a super newly developed robot?"

The two looked at Taiping's headless armor strangely, and Dragon Palace's real name casually shot a monster that rushed over.

"What? There are reinforcements?"

Seeing that Taiping seems to be unable to hold on, the leader ghost has not had time to be happy, but he finds that the two new little girls don't seem to be easy to mess with.

"Well... I'll leave this to you guys! I'm running out of energy..."

Taiping resolutely left Dragon Palace and Gu Fei behind, and flew towards the huge beam of light that suddenly appeared in the distance, but when it flew to the ordinary armor, it turned into light spots and dissipated under control. Taiping could only desperately run over with four short legs.

When they arrived, Yiwen Jielin had already appeared and defeated the two-faced Su Nuo and the white-haired man Fei Te.

"Camo, you came just in time! Hurry up! Make a tentative contract for Mu Naoxiang!"

Ming Ricai pulled Zhang Taiping away.

"Eh? What's the situation?"

Unlike in the comics, Neji was not injured, but Sakura Saki was half petrified in an instant.

"Don't worry about the situation! It's serious to make a contract quickly!"

"Okay, okay...then... sign a contract with me and become a magical girl! Tentative contract!"

Ghost teacher Neji Springfield stole another of his students' first kisses.

After curing Sakura Sakura, Zhang Taiping suggested: "Do you want Setsuna and Mu Naoxiang to make a contract?"

"Eh?! How can this be possible!" Setsuna refused with a blushing face.

"Eh? Why not? Xiao Sha?"

"But... miss, me, me... that...@﹏@"

"What's the matter? With a tentative contract, wouldn't you be able to better protect Mu Naoxiang? Maybe you can get married directly in the future... Anyway, gender is not important to you!" (Note 6)

Zhang Taiping said irresponsibly.

"Getting married??!!!"

White smoke had already begun to appear above Setsu's head.

"But Kamo... aren't Setsuna and Mu Naoxiang both girls?" Neji asked suspiciously.

"How can you fall in love with different genders!"

"Huh huh?"

"Anyway, Mu Naoxiang, hurry up and kiss me!"

"Oh!"

Konoe Konoka decisively hugged Sakura Saki for a moment, and gnawed on it.

"The contract is reached!"

Zhang Taiping, who made another [-] U.S. dollars, was very happy.

The rest of the people were still watching Mu Naixiang and Mu Naixiang who were still kissing.

"Uh... It's already healed... Also, Setsuna seems to have passed out..."

Passing the card to Mu Naixiang, Zhang Taiping kindly reminded.

"Ah! What's wrong with you, Xiaosha? Is there anything else that feels uncomfortable?"

"@﹏@"

"By the way, Negi, take this opportunity to make a contract with Kotaro Inugami as well?"

"Eh!!!!"

"I don't want it!!!"

"Why not? Dog... isn't this interesting?" Ewen Jielin grabbed Kotaro's head and approached Neji.

"Stop it!"

"Pfft!"

Ming Rina kicked Neji away in time, saving Kotaro's first kiss.

"Cut!" Zhang Taiping and Yiwen Jielin.

"so close……"

Kotaro groaned with cold sweat all over his face.

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Note 1: The MLM slogan of Mingjiao in "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", the full text is: Burn my remnant body, the holy fire.How happy is life, why bother to die?To do good and eliminate evil, but because of the light, joy, sorrow and sorrow all return to dust.Pity me the world, there are many sorrows.

Note 2: In "Light Energy Messenger", this is how the protagonist Yao Dadi summoned the Demon King of the Earth. He originally wanted to use the Dragon Warrior, but a mink held a toothpick and shouted "Dragon Sword" or something. It's a bit out of harmony... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 3: The shape is the cosmic knight Dibowei, but he is missing a head, and finally found a chance to get it out. __(:3」∠)_

Note 4: The lines of the headless horseman of the Halloween boss in "World of Warcraft".

Note 5: There should be relatively few people who know this, so let me note that it is one of the moves used by Kamen Rider w after transforming with fang-joker [Ace of Fangs]. The Chinese translation is called "fang spin kick".

Note 6: Another seiyuu stalk, Setsuna's voice actor Kobayashi Yu is the guy who voiced the perverted protagonist of "Maria Frenzy" Jido Juya and the homosexual pseudo-girl Urushihararu of "Stones;Gate". Some characters with perverted characters are dubbed, such as the super slut Naruko Yokoshima in "Delusion Student Union", the shivering M Sarutobi Iris in "Gintama", and the naked sky fox Yakumolan in the game "Crimson Devil 2", etc. Wait... In a painting project of "Magic Onions", because the paintings were too sharp, the Chisong Demon King dubbed him the nickname "painter"...(ˉ﹃ˉ)