sorry i got lost

It's past zero, and I said that the update on Monday is the update on Monday!If nothing else, there are two updates today. ←w←

Because saving the world in tl2 resulted in a significant decline in the ability to speak mustache, this chapter has been coded for a long time, and there is no such thing as the previous rush to knock out a bunch of nonsense... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Finally... What is the reader's impression of the sudden emergence of a force? Hundan! (ノ｀Д′)ノ︵┻━┻

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"My name is Kinomoto Sakura, the younger sister of Kinomoto Toya, the successor of the Clow card."

"This is Kerberos, the sealed beast of the Clow card."

"In order to obtain the power to seal the Kuro card, I just need to hold up the key of the seal in my hand and say...Give me power! The seal is lifted! I am the Kuro magician!"

"Only a few people know my secret, and they are...Tomoyo Daiji, Taiga Aisaka, Syldi Garda, and...others..." (Note 1)

"Wait for me!" Olu angrily lifted the coffee table, interrupting Zhang Taiping who was standing on the stool and holding up the sealing rod in a heroic gesture. "What happened to the other person, Hun Dan!"

"Do you really want me to say it?" The interrupted Taiping looked down at Oga with a displeased face.

"Uh... no... forget it..."

"Cut! I was disturbed anyway..." Taiping jumped off the stool, put the wand back into the key and put it away, then spread his hands and said, "Anyway, this is how I somehow became a magical girl, purely a magician with props , so even if you have magical aptitude, I can't teach you anything."

Xiao Ke also said on the side: "My magic was all created when Crowrido created me, so I have nothing to do."

"Damn it!" the male deer looked up to the sky and sighed, "Do I have to be driven by this vicious girl for the rest of my life?"

Hilda next to him decisively chiseled him, "Don't be rude to His Highness Sakura!"

"Hmph! Even if I don't use magic, don't you have no chance of winning?" Taiping put his hands on his hips and held his head high.

"No... can't refute..."

Male deer Tatsumi bent forward in frustration.

After having lunch at Oga's house, Taiping and Ping left separately.

"I said Xiao Ying, is it okay to tell them like this?" After returning home, Xiao Ke asked.

"What's the big deal?" Taiping shrugged nonchalantly, "Although there are very few, but if you search carefully, you can find a lot of records about magic. I should not be the only magician in this world? What if the news leaks someday? , maybe it can attract other magicians, and then we must have a good communication with them."

Xiao Ke suddenly became anxious, and he quickly shouted: "If the magic is exposed to ordinary people, the world will be in chaos!"

"Magic should have existed for a long time?"

Xiao Ke nodded.

"So after so many years, I don't believe that there is not even a magician who has the idea of ​​appearing in front of everyone."

"This one……"

"But the magic is still kept secret, so there are only two possibilities..."

Taiping raised a finger and said: "First, all ordinary people in this world are idiots... Obviously this is impossible, then..." Then raised another finger, "Second, there are special magic The magician will deal with these problems, although it seems that you and Clow have no such ability, but it does not mean that other magicians are not good, and even those in power should help cover up such things."

"...Are you really in the fourth grade?" Xiao Ke couldn't help asking after being silent for a while.

"Well, although it has something to do with my prematurity, it's more because the aunts in the aunt group have low IQ..." Taiping remarked casually.

"Aunt group? What do you mean?" Xiao Ke was at a loss.

"Don't worry about such a small problem." Taiping slapped it, and then threw himself on the bed, "I'm going to take a nap."

"Wait a minute! You should try to find the Clow card during the weekend!"

"Don't worry... I don't need to look for them, they will keep coming out by themselves... Huha..." Taiping yawned and covered himself under the quilt.

"What does it mean to come out by yourself? Where did you get your confidence from? Hey!" Xiao Ke jumped up and down on the quilt angrily.

Taiping's voice came from under the quilt: "This is the will of the universe... Don't make noise! ​​Disturb my mother's sleep again... Death penalty!"

It just passed the semester without incident. Although Taiping was very reluctant, he still had to participate in the summer club activities.

"Really... This is the bad thing about primary school... I can't form a club by myself..." Taiping complained while torturing the instructor opposite him listlessly.

"Ah! I lost again!" After the instructor let out a mournful cry, he said to Taiping: "Mr. Kinomoto's chess skills are so superb, he can indeed directly serve as the head of the Go club, but the school stipulates that the teacher must lead it. There is no way, you are still children after all."

"Who said I was going to lead the Go club? Who would do such a troublesome thing!"

"Eh? So what club is Kinomoto planning to form?" the instructor asked curiously.

"Go home."

"Oh!"

The instructor bumped his head against the board, then looked up and yelled at him.

"Can this be considered a society?!"

"Then... a sleeping club?" Taiping answered absently, digging at his ear with his little finger.

"You obviously want to be lazy! By the way, did you join the Go club because it is convenient to be lazy here?!" The instructor of the Go club asked tearfully, patting the table.

Taiping clenched his fist and knocked on his head, tilted his head and stuck out his small tongue and smiled.

"Oh~ You found out about being Zuowei teacher~"

"It really is! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The instructor named Fujiwara Sakumi shed two lines of tears, because the children in the elementary school can't stand loneliness, so the number of Go clubs is very small, except for a few children from Go families, in the past few years So Taiping and another beginner named Hikari Shinto joined in.At first, Zuo Wei was very happy to meet this student who was stronger than himself in chess, but it was only today that he found out that Taiping was a drunkard.

"Really..." Taiping put his legs on the table, put his hands behind his head, propped up the stool and said swayingly: "If you are a man, don't cry and cry! You are already good enough to be a bitch. Crying like pear blossoms and rain...be careful, Mr. Sakuragi from the basketball club proposes to you again~"

"She is not a sissy!" Teacher Zuo Wei retorted with a puffy face, although it was not convincing at all.

"Sakura Palace, you are bullying Teacher Zuowei again!"

Shinto Hikari pulled his good friend Toya Ryo and walked over, and then his eyes swept over Taihei's legs resting on the table.

"Wow! Sakura Temple! Underpants! Someone saw the underpants!"

With his face flushed, he quickly covered his eyes with his hands, but... what are you trying to do with your fingers so wide open!

And Ta Yaliang had completely passed out after he spouted a nosebleed heroically.

"Cut! The brats are so precocious these days!"

Taiping curled his lips in disdain, and put his feet down.

"Are you qualified to criticize others?!" Zuo Wei complained from the side.

After hurriedly sending Ryo Taya, who had lost a lot of blood, to the infirmary, today's club activities are about to end, Taiping bid farewell to Teacher Zuowei, and went to the choir to find Tomoyo and go home together.

"Hey, Yingdian," a girl with glasses walked over, and there were two more behind her, but they looked a little worried. <They plan to go there to explore, can Sakura Temple go with us? "

Daodaoji leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Sakura, do you think it's..."

"Hmm... a ghost? It sounds very interesting." <He Lijia heaved a sigh of relief, and cheered, "With Yingdian here, there will be absolutely no problem!"

So at night, a fake loli brought four little lolis to the haunted artificial lake.

A blue light flashed on the surface of the lake, Naoko and the three screamed, and pushed Taiping and Tomoyo to escape behind the bushes not far away.

"It's terrible!" Naoko, the glasses girl, said half frightened and half excited: "Only one eye, long tongue..." <He Lijia also added.

"Huh?" x3

The three little lolis looked at each other, they seemed to see different kinds of monsters.

"What did you see, Yingdian?" "What about you, Zhishi?"

Zhishi pointed his mouth with his fingers, tilted his head and said, "What a big meat bun."

"An Ultraman holding a golden hatsune and a silver hatsune!" Taiping hugged his chest and said angrily, "If you didn't push me, I would have gotten a real hatsune!" (Note 2)

"Yingdian is saying something we don't understand again..." Li Jia sighed while holding his forehead.

The little lolis chatted and laughed for a while, then forgot about the ghost.

Taiping returned home, and after eating dinner under Kinomoto Fujitaka's tearful eyes, he went upstairs "peddling".

"Toya! Sakura... Sakura..."

"Ah... I'm full too, it's my turn to do the dishes today..."

Taoya ignored her father's cries, picked up the dishes on the table and went into the kitchen.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Only Fujitaka was left lying on his side on the ground biting his apron.

Back in the room, Taiping told Xiao Ke about meeting the "ghost" today.

"Well, it's not impossible if it's the Clow card..." Xiao Ke rubbed his chin and said, "But you still have to check it out to be sure!"

"useless!"

"Anyway, I'm just a useless sealed beast!"

Kerubellos, who was used to being hit, was already broken, and he held his head high indifferently.

After contacting Zhishi, Taiping took Xiaoke out.

"I have something to go out!"

Ignoring Kinomoto Fujitaka who was still biting his apron, he walked away.

"Momoya! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ"

"Ah...it's time for me to do my homework..."

Calmly dodging her father's pounce, Taoya turned her head and walked back into the room.

Taiping took Xiao Ke to the haunted park again, and Zhishi was already waiting there, and she was accompanied by the change car.

"Sakura, the clothes I brought this time are all made according to the design drawings you gave~"

Tomoyo opened the car door, and a row of cosplay costumes came into view.

Taiping jumped into the carriage and began to pick out clothes.

"Yangyang battle suit? I don't have fire attribute magic right now... pass... the wind-breathing priest's uniform? It's a rotten street... pass... Sailor Moon's school uniform? When did I draw this thing... pass! "

After picking and choosing for a while, Taiping chose a loose white combat uniform and a pair of large metal wristbands with gloves.

"Hmm... Cangyue in the Wind and Shuixie add a slight aura! It's a pity that there is no scimitar Qinglong, but it's not bad to have the Ring of Repeating Duluo!" (Note 3)

After changing his clothes, Taiping shook his hand slightly, it seemed that the bracelet was hollow.

"It doesn't matter, it won't be used anyway."

Open the door and jump out of the car.

"What kind of costume is this!"

Oncoming was Xiao Ke's complaints in that Osaka accent.

"You're the Kuro magician! What's going on with this combat uniform?!"

"Eh? I think this Sakura is very handsome..."

Zhishi took the dv and patted it while trying to push Zhang Taiping.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Slapping away Xiao Ke who was dangling in front of his eyes, Taiping walked to the artificial lake and directly activated the water card.

A huge vortex appeared in the artificial lake, a ray of light rose from the vortex, the light dispersed, and a figure appeared in front of the sun.

"Master Benshan?"

"Sakura, what are you talking about? This is obviously a huge pudding!" Xiao Ke said drooling.

"But what I saw was a giant king penguin."

"I know! This is a phantom card!"

After recovering from the pudding's temptation, Xiao Ke thumped her palms and shouted loudly to Taiping.

"What... so it's not from the combat department... The clothes were chosen for nothing..." Taiping curled his lips unhappily, and flicked the water card in his hand, "Surgical equipment...wave form!" (Note 4)

The short brown hair gradually turned into long blue hair, and it looked wet. From time to time, water droplets dripped down the hair and the wristbands on the hands, but they disappeared before landing.After transforming, Zhang Taiping ignored Mr. Yu Qian who was wearing the clothes of Mr. Benshan in the air, and plunged into the water.

"Ascension to the sky, waves in the water!"

The water in the artificial lake was instantly divided into five parts, turning into a column of water that soared to the sky and surrounded Taiping.

Taiping walked to the bottom of the illusion, took out his magic wand and tapped it, and subdued the illusion card.

"It's really not challenging at all!" Taiping was very dissatisfied because the subjugation process was too easy, "It's a pity that my mother chose a fighting uniform. If I knew it, I would just wrap myself in the curtains and play Moses to divide the sea!"

"I think your one just now is much more spectacular than Moses' splitting the sea..." Xiao Ke complained competently (?).

"Change quickly, Sakura, it will be bad if you catch a cold." Tomoyo said, pulling Taiping's wet clothes, and then she blushed and screamed, "Why did you just take it off, Sakura! Hurry up!" Get in the car! Get in the car!"

"Anyway, there's no one else..." Zhang Taiping was still grumbling while being pushed into the car by Zhishi. "After removing the water card, it doesn't come with a dry shaker. The Kulo card designed by Clow Lido is really inconsiderate!"

Hearing that Taiping was slandering his former master, Xiao Ke couldn't help retorting: "Who would have thought that you would use the Clow card like this!"

"Cut! I can't understand the pleasure of being punched to the flesh, Clow Rido really doesn't look like a man with handles!"

"I've never seen a girl as bold as you!"

"Huh! Push forward 300 years, backward 300 years, I am a rare species that only emerges once in 600 years!" Zhang Taiping proudly patted his flat chest.

"I don't understand what you are so proud of!" Xiao Ke yelled frantically, "It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing so fast!"

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Note 1: People born in the 70s and 80s will be more familiar with the opening title of "She-Ra". People born in the 90s should have watched it. I remember watching the children's channel when I was in college. There is also a "Cosmic Giant" "Seaman" is her brother, and the opening title is similar.

Note 2: This comes from a fable, the story is as follows:

Once upon a time, there was a Chinese otaku who ordered a special limited collector's edition Hatsune figurine from an online store. After receiving the package at the post office, he rushed home excitedly to unpack it, but because he was too excited, he accidentally He tripped over the tombstone left by someone else running the corpse on the ground, causing the box containing the special limited edition Hatsune figure to fly out of the otaku's hand and fall into the sun well not far away.

Just when the otaku was heartbroken, a Sadako suddenly crawled out of the sun well.

Sadako took out an electroplated bumblebee produced by Hasbro from the four-dimensional pocket of her abdomen and asked, "Did you drop this?"

The otaku shook his head and said, "No."

So Sadako took out another pg version of 00 Gundam made of transparent material, and asked, "Then this is what you dropped?"

The otaku hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "No!"

"Neither this, nor that... What the hell did you throw into my old lady's well, Hundan!" Sadako asked softly.

"It's a special limited collector's edition Hatsune figure!" The otaku replied decisively.

"you sure?"

"I'm sure!"

"Not changed?"

"No change!"

"You still have another chance to ask for help outside the court, are you sure you won't change?"

"I'm sure I won't change it!"

"Final-answer?"

"final-answer!"

Sadako smiled happily, and she said to the otaku: "I'm sorry, the Hatsune figurine you fell into the well is actually a domestically produced evil god Hatsune, so you...failed to pass the level!"

"nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"

This story tells us two things:

[-]. Online shopping is risky, and consumption needs to be cautious.

[-]. Don’t be greedy for petty gains and go to the post office, add some money and use express delivery~

Note 3: Cangyue Kazama and Shuixie are both characters in Samurai Soul. I didn’t know the background of the story before. I always thought that Shuixie and Yanxie were the demonized postures of Cangyue and Hueyue... ╮(╯▽╰) ╭

Note 4: The wave shape is the first move of the mutant elves in Dota, and the shortcut key is w... I haven't played Dota for a long time... When will I go to collect materials...

ps: If in this chapter you find that there seems to be a sense of instant vision, it must be because the rumors of the end of the world have caused you to be under too much pressure and have hallucinations. It is definitely not because I think it is too troublesome to think of the name. What!Absolutely not!

ps2: One card, one chapter... It seems that there will be a lot of things written on it... It depends on the situation and fast forward! ←_←

ps3: It seems that a certain note is a bit special today?

psp: I've been playing for too long...I really want to finish the book directly...Although the next world has already thought about the beginning...(ˉ﹃ˉ)