sorry i got lost

The second watch arrives!It’s another big chapter with 5k words~ I didn’t expect that I would be able to change the [-] words one day!Although most of them are manuscripts... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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"That... Kinomoto-san?"

After school, Izumi Sakurai, an intern teacher in the second class of the fourth year, suddenly stopped Taiping.

"Ok?"

"Woo meow!" Sakurai-sensei let out a wailing cry from Taiping's ferocious eyes, and then said weakly, "The sports meeting will be in two days, so...so..."

"Not interested in!"

Resolutely refuse it.

"Eh? But...but...class honor...that...sorry for disturbing Kinomoto-san! Uuuuuuuuuu~"

Under Taiping's impatient gaze, Teacher Sakurai finally couldn't bear the pressure and ran away in tears.

At the sports meeting afterwards, Taihei found out that he and Tomoyo were still relatives. Her mother Daidoji Sonomi was Kinomoto Nadeko's cousin, and Kinomoto Fujitaka shot at Nadeko when they were both their junior high school teachers... ...Nadeko was only 15 years old at that time...

"Mr. Police, there are criminals here!"

As a loli with a lolicon dad, Zhang Taiping feels a lot of pressure.

"Huh? What is this? A flower?"

Just as he looked up to the sky and sighed, a rain of flower petals began to fall from the sky, and countless flowers flooded the entire playground in a short while.Looking up, there is a girl with double helix braids dancing in the air above the playground, scattering flowers with every gesture.

The people on the grass field were already confused by the sudden rain of petals, and the petals all over the sky also blocked everyone's sight, so Zhang Taiping no longer hesitated, and directly used the jumping board to rush into the sky.

"Don't throw things around!"

After sealing the girl in the sky into the Clow card, the rain of petals stopped, but the petals that had already appeared still covered the entire playground.

"Sure enough, it's a flower card... By the way, what's the use of this card..." After landing, Zhang Taiping glanced at the messy playground, picked up a petal and took a closer look, "It turned out to be a real flower...made out of nothing, this It's beyond the scope of magic!"

After returning home with the flower cards, Taiping took out all the Kuluo cards and placed them in front of him.

"Wind, fly, jump, tree, water, fantasy, flower...well, let me think twice..."

Taiping crossed his legs and hugged his chest, lowered his head and fell into thinking.

"Sakura what are you doing?"

Kerberos, who had almost degenerated into a rice bug, put down the controller of the game console in his hand, flew to Taiping and asked.

"I remember you said that there are 52 pairs of Clow cards?"

"Well, what's the matter?"

"But I feel that the effects of many cards are repeated, and there are still many cards whose functions are of little significance..."

"Ah...it's like this," Xiao Ke explained, "Because the Clow cards are not only magic cards, but also props for divination, corresponding to 52 poker cards. And different combinations of cards can also activate different magics. , so that the flexibility will be greater."

Taiping immediately became interested, and quickly said: "Really? Tell me about it specifically, it seems that Crow Rido is not useless."

"Of course! Clow Lido is a very great magician!" Xiao Ke raised his head proudly, and then began to introduce the Clow cards in detail.

After listening to Xiao Ke's explanation, Taiping fell into deep thought again.

"Tsk, it seems that the idea of ​​merging cards has to be put aside for the time being..." He shook his head in disappointment, and then couldn't help but complain about the classification of Clow cards, "The tree card fog card is a wind attribute , the mist card is a water attribute, the frozen snow card is an earth attribute, and the sand card bubble card is a fire attribute... Crowley, or the thinking circuits of the aunts are really strange!"

Because there are only seven cards, and there are not many available combinations, because most of the Kulo cards in Kulo Lido can only be combined in pairs, and the combination is fixed, so in the following time, Taiping will mainly be Experimenting with multi-card fusion.

"Sakura! Sakura!"

One weekend, Xiao Ke interrupted Taiping, who was trying five-card fusion.

"what happened?"

"Didn't you find that the recent weather is not right? It has been stormy for three consecutive days!" Xiao Ke shouted anxiously.

"You mean the Clows are messing around?"

"I don't know...the weather is too bad, so I can't be sure."

"So, according to the current situation, if it's a Clow card, it should be one of the three cards of Thunder, Rain, and Lan?"

Xiao Ke nodded her head and said, "That's right!"

Taiping made a phone call and asked Tomoyo out, and together they went to the most severe penguin park where the storm was raging.

By the way, Penguin Park is really suffering. Most of the Clow cards are picked to make trouble there, and the rest are mostly used to make trouble in the school. The last point of Clow cards is irregular.

Thank you!The administrator of Penguin Park and the principal of Tomoeda Elementary School!

"However, Zhishi, it's a pity that Aunt Yuanmei is relieved that you come out with me... such bad weather..."

"Haha~ Because mom likes you very much, Sakura~"

Zhishi was wearing a raincoat, holding a dv, and said while shooting.

"Uh... Is there any necessary connection here?" Taiping scratched his cheeks, pulled out the Clow card and wand, "Surgical armor, Fengshen girl!"

Taiping became a girl with long green hair again, but because this time not only used wind cards, but also integrated flying cards and jumping cards, a pair of wings appeared on both sides of the head and shoes.

"Speaking of green hair, it has to be interstellar flight! Although the length of the hair is wrong!"

As a dedicated knockoff party member, Taiping chose Lanka Li's costume as a matter of course.

“啊啊啊啊！！！今天的小樱可爱度爆棚啊！！！”满脸通红的知世兴奋地捧着脸喊道。

Waving his hand to signal Zhishi to step back, Zhang Taiping kicked hard and rushed towards a tornado in the center of Penguin Park.

"Looking at the situation, it should be the Arashi card," Xiao Ke said to Zhishi beside Zhishi, "The Arashi card is not a big deal to Sakura, and it will be resolved soon."

Zhang Taiping also thought the same way, when he was considering whether to use the death tornado, the transcendent tornado vacuum slash, or the breath blowing eternal life to carry the cottage to the end, a thunderbolt struck. (Note 1)

"I rely on!"

The combat experience accumulated in several worlds is not just used for copying. Taiping rolled over in time to escape the lightning, but he didn't expect it to follow closely.

"The lingering guy..." A backflip jumped onto the tree, and Taiping poured most of his magic power into his legs, "Let you see the strength of my old lady! It's customary to shout out loud when using this trick Ah!" Jumping into the air, the magic power of the wind exploded, propelling him to crash into the lightning, "Ultimate! Undead Kick!" (Note 2)

Scattered the ball of lightning with one kick, and the scattered electric current reunited not far away, turning into a giant blue wolf with lightning jumping all over its body.

"Thunder card?"

Taiping glanced at the tornado not far away, and scratched his head in surprise.

"Sakura, be careful! There are two Clow cards here!"

At this time, Xiao Ke fired the cannon immediately, and it was wrong.

"It's three cards, idiot Xiaoke!" Taiping pulled out the water card and flicked it into the air, "Super bouncy and super fluid!" (Note 3)

The huge water column scattered the rain clouds in the sky, and a little loli with a drop-shaped forehead ornament fell from the sky while turning her eyes in circles.

Taiping ignored the rain card that was knocked down, and took out the illusion card, flower card and tree card together, and threw them on the ground.

"Devil Mimosa!" (Note 4)

A huge mimosa rose from the ground, with sharp teeth between the leaves. The vines tightly entwined the giant wolf that Lei Pai had turned into, and the sharp-toothed leaves firmly bit it.

For some reason, the tornado generated by the Lan card remained motionless, watching helplessly as Taiping subdued the Thunder card and the Rain card.

"Ah, that kid turned himself dizzy," Xiao Ke explained: "It often turns its head like this, you just need to find a way to make it stop."

"..."

The speechless Taiping used the jumping board to jump to the top of the tornado, gathered the thunder light on his right hand, and then punched the eye of the tornado.

"Definitely kill! Sky Praying Mantis Fist!" (Note 5)

"I didn't expect to conquer three Clow cards during this trip. It was really refreshing to play today!"

Zhang Taiping raised his fists to the sky and screamed.

And Xiao Ke held his head in pain: "This is not the Kuro magician, this is not the Kuro magician, this is not the Kuro magician, this is not the Kuro magician, this is not the Kuro magician..."

After solving the catastrophe, Zhang Taiping returned to his normal life, studying Clow cards, bullying and bullying teachers, and leading Tomoyo and the "Imperial Huajituan" to maintain peace in Tomoeda Town.

Until a few days before Christmas, a transfer student came to the class.

"His name is Li Xiaolang, he is from Hong Kong!"

The class teacher Yoshinobu Terada introduced the transfer student to everyone, and the guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes stared at Taiping as soon as he entered the teacher.

"Huh? What's the situation with this product?"

Zhang Taiping, who was lying soundly asleep on the table, felt the piercing gaze, and raised his head to look over.

"It seems that there is magic in this guy..." He glanced at the blackboard unintentionally, "Damn it! Li Xiaolang! Isn't this guy Kinomoto Sakura's real son?"

Thinking of this, Zhang Taiping couldn't help but shudder, and then stared back viciously.

"Give my old lady a bachelor obediently to get rid of her soul!"

Of course Li Xiaolang couldn't understand the meaning expressed in Zhang Taiping's eyes.Anyway, she was provoking me!He completely forgot that it was Li Xiaolang who thought of it first with his eyes.

And the class leader Terada, who has no discernment, directly arranges Li Xiaolang's position behind Taiping.

"Ci'ao! I don't have eyes on the back of my head!"

Taiping, who could only be passively stared at, glared at the head teacher in displeasure, then laid down decisively on the table and went to sleep!

Sleeping in the dark until after school, Taiping got up to pack her things and was about to leave. At this time, Li Xiaolang stepped forward and reached out to grab her shoulder. Taiping quickly turned around, clasped Li Xiaolang's wrist, and then raised his right leg It is to cut off children and grandchildren at once.

"What do you want to do to my old lady, you stinky hooligan?!"

"Wow!"

Li Xiaolang covered his crotch with his hands and fell to the ground.

"Humph!"

Taiping wiped his nose with his thumb, snorted softly, and pulled Zhishi out of the classroom.

"I really don't know how to live or die... How dare I attack Yingdian..."

"How dare you disrespect Her Majesty the Queen! Death penalty!"

"Although it's not that I can't understand the reason for his impulsiveness, but understanding is understanding, and punishment is still indispensable! Students! Put the sinner up for me!"

The onlookers immediately stepped forward and hurriedly dragged Li Xiaolang, who was still twitching on the ground, into the gymnasium.

As for what happened in the gymnasium, we will not mention it in order to avoid being caught by the river. In short, because of Taiping's troubles, in the eyes of the other students in the second class of the fourth year, Li Xiaolang directly became Li se wolf.

"Sakura, why did you do that?"

On the way back, Zhishi asked puzzledly.

"Didn't you notice? He stared at me as soon as he entered the classroom, and I felt that there was magic in him. Since he is a magician and is hostile to me, how can you do me justice if you don't give him some color?" Thousands of Cherry Blossoms!"

"Eh? Didn't you say your name was 'Sakura Comet' last time?"

"Well, different titles need to be used in different situations, and the additional attributes of each title are different!"

Zhang Taiping spoke seriously what Zhishi couldn't understand.

"?"

"so cute!"

Taiping, who was caught by Tomoyo with his head tilted and puzzled, hugged her, and after rubbing his cheeks against each other, they separated from her and went home.

"Today, a transfer student from Hong Kong came to the class. That guy has strong magic power, and his name is Li Xiaolang."

Back home, Taiping and Xiaoke mentioned something.

"Oh, that's probably from the Li family! It's Clowrido's mother's natal family."

"It doesn't matter what his background is, he has to kneel in front of my old lady! Ohhhhhhhh~"

Zhang Taiping waved his small hand boldly, and smiled like a queen.

At this time, the doorbell rang and the door was opened. Taiping's classmate Sasaki Toshika stood there with his eyes unfocused.

"What are you doing? Cos Misaka girl?"

Although he had already guessed that the Clow card was playing tricks, Taiping couldn't help but complain.

Li Jia conjured a stabbing sword in his hand, and then stabbed at Taiping.

"Sword cards?" Taiping easily dodged Li Jia's attack, and eagerly licked his lips, "Let me see how well the sword cards created by Crowrido are!"

Because Li Jia controlled by the sword card is just a little girl in the fourth grade, even with the magic power bonus, the speed of the sword is not very fast. pouted.

"Tsk, Western swordsmanship of the competition level...Culolido is really not a fighting school...It seems that fighting cards should not be a big deal..."

After despising Culolido, Taiping saw the trajectory of Li Jia's stabbing, and cut her wrist with his palm, knocking down the sword card.

"Where's the Clow card?"

When Taiping sealed the sword card and was about to send Li Jia back in a coma, Li Xiaolang rushed over.

"Of course it was sealed by Sakura!"

Xiao Ke jumped out to grab the scene.

"Humph!"

Li Xiaolang gave Taiping a resentful look, and Taiping returned the blank stare without showing any weakness.

"By the way... Where did you come from?"

"I'm Kerberos! I'm the sealed beast of the Clow card!"

"Hahaha! Don't make me laugh! How could the strongest guardian beast with golden pupils be you, a rag doll!"

Li Xiaolang pointed at Xiao Ke and laughed.

"Crack!"

"Ahh! Let go, you rag doll!"

When one person and one beast were in a stalemate, Yuecheng Snow Rabbit entered randomly, Xiao Ke had to hide in the room first, and Li Xiaolang ran away with a flushed face after seeing the Snow Rabbit.

"Pfft! Looks like Taoya has a rival in love!" Zhang Taiping rubbed his chin and laughed, then patted Xuetu's arm, "Future sister-in-law, come with me to send Li Jia back."

"Sakura, you are really..." Snow Rabbit shyly carried Li Jia on her back, and then said firmly to Taiping: "Call me brother-in-law!"

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The next day, Li Jia expressed his gratitude to Taiping in the library.

"But having said that, why did I go to Yingdian's house last night?"

"You don't know this kind of thing yourself, how could I know!"

"Hahaha...that's right...probably yesterday...well, it's nothing, thank you again, Yingdian." Li Jia said with a slightly melancholy expression.

"What's on your mind? Is there some blind person who came here to bully you? My mother will get rid of him for you!"

Taiping rolled up his sleeves and shook his arms and asked.

"No... no..."

"Li Jia!"

At this moment, class leader Terada suddenly rushed into the library, opened a small box, and handed it to Li Jia.

"As agreed, I told the clerk: 'I want to buy a wedding ring.' And I bought it back!" He twisted the ring in the box and put it on Li Jia's ring finger, "before it became real' Treasure your wedding ring carefully!"

"OK……"

Li Jia smiled happily.

"Meow! What's going on here?" Zhang Taiping on the side was stunned, "I thought Kinomoto Fujitaka was good enough, but I didn't expect there to be a more extreme one here! Li Jia is only in the fourth grade of elementary school Ah hey! Speaking of which... Taoya's girlfriend in junior high school seems to be his teacher too? How much do you guys in the aunt group like the teacher-student relationship? Hundan!"

Zhang Taiping, who has temporarily changed his job to become a loli, is under a lot of pressure.

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<b里，不同的人驾驶亡灵mk－2使用亡灵踢时台词是不同的，太平用的台词模本是北村凯的，因为凯叔是教官来着，而且台词里又强调这个是惯例，所以也有不少人认为他是“使用究极亡灵踢一定得喊出来”的创始人。

Note 3: The nirvana of the water god Maori Shinobi in "Demon Altar Fighter".

Note 4: In "Yu Yu Hakusho", one of the plants commonly used by the fox Kurama when playing Plants vs. Zombies. ←_←

Note 5: It still comes from Ji Zhan og, "Sky Praying Mantis Fist" is an undisclosed secret of the Browning family. When Axeline Browning drives the Undead mk-2, there is a certain chance that this will happen when using the particle vibrating cannon Shout, at this time, the undead's prime particle vibration cannon can deal a powerful damage of 65535! (Big mistake) In fact, this is a seiyuu stalker. The person pinching him is Roma, the successor of Tian Zhouxinquan in "The Great Counterattack of Kronos", and their cvs are all Yuko Mizutani. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps: In fact, Mantis Fist initially wanted to use Nikaido Benimaru’s Lightning Fist, and the Undead Kick in front of it was Kamen Rider Flying Kick at first, but then it suddenly occurred to me that there was a comment saying that I wanted to see the move of the machine battle, In line with the principle of "When you need to click, recommend, collect and comment, the reader is God", I changed these two tricks...Huh?Did I just say something I shouldn't have said? (ˉ﹃ˉ)

ps2: 5 cards were conquered in one fell swoop, let's go to the bunker!

ps3: Christmas Eve is updated to the Christmas plot... God's will... Merry Christmas everyone~ Although I personally don't like Christmas... ╮(╯▽╰)╭