sorry i got lost

"Oh... I was born to run errands..."

Not long after rushing to Fuzhou from West Lake, he had to go to Heimuya again. Since the beginning of the plot, Taiping, who was basically on his way, felt a little sad.

"I have to go from Fujian to Hebei within a month... If it weren't for labor and management to get involved, I really can't hold it."

Shenxing Taibao Zhang Taiping complained while his feet were like the wind.

"Come on, this system opened it for you. A month's time can't be easier for you."

"But the journey is very tiring...and you are killing time, I don't have time to taste the snacks from all over the place."

"Well, you can pray that this system finds enough loopholes in the world early, and then let you go to Belgris' "Swallowing Heaven and Earth"."

"Actually, I want to go to "A Bite of Heaven"."

"Well...it depends on your character..."

"Hahaha, my character...my character...character...um...hahaha...is..."

"Stop talking, I understand."

There is nothing to say about each other, but a thousand lines of tears.

Just chatting with the system and driving along, Taiping finally arrived in Hebei.

On the way here, Taiping caught a mid-level cadre of the Sun Moon God Sect, and after asking about Yang Lianting's appearance, he beat him to death with the common Shaolin Changquan.

Now he is guarding the only way to Heimuya. After waiting for two days, he finally arrived at Yang Lianting. Taiping followed him. Yang Lianting found an excuse to get rid of a few guys who didn't listen to him, and Taiping who was hiding aside yawned boredly.

"This kind of control method has not been opposed... Is it because the coercion of Dongfang is too strong, or is this group of guys all trembling?"

After finally watching the sitcom performed by these idiots, finally when Yang Lianting went to Dongfang Bubai's residence alone to pay the rations, Zhang Taiping hurriedly followed.

Walk to the back of Chengde Hall, pass a long corridor, enter a garden, and walk into a small stone house in the west.Yang Lianting pushed open a wall on the left, revealing a door.There is still an iron gate inside.Yang Lianting took out a bunch of keys from his body, and opened the iron door, and there was a tunnel inside.

After Yang Lianting entered the tunnel, Zhang Taiping came out from the side and looked at the keyhole.

"Hey, this kind of simple door lock can be opened by labor and management with noodles."

He took out a few iron wires from his arms, inserted them into the keyhole and poked them a few times, then easily opened the iron door and walked into the tunnel.

Coming out of the tunnel, there is an extremely exquisite small garden inside, with red plums and green bamboos, green pines and cypresses, all arranged with great ingenuity, several pairs of mandarin ducks swim leisurely in the pond, and there are several white cranes beside the pond.

Taiping looked around. There were green trees all around, and there were faint traces of ax chiseling on the distant mountain wall. This place should be transformed from a valley.

Bypassing a pile of rockery, Taiping walked to an elegant small house, opened his mouth and shouted: "Hengshan sent Zhang Taiping, come here to ask the Eastern leader for advice!"

As soon as Taiping finished speaking, a man wearing purple women's attire with a tough face rushed out.

Girl, you are such a man!

This was Taiping's first reaction.

The second reaction is that Mao is not Sister Qingxia!

The third reaction is that at this speed, even the sound barrier has not been broken...

Just when Taiping was distracted, Yang Lianting also came out, pointed at him and shouted angrily: "Who are you?! How did you get in?!"

Taiping scratched his head, and said in a strange tone: "Didn't I say that just now? Zhang Taiping was sent in Hengshan... only heard of the chrysanthemum damage, but never heard of the ear injury..."

Although he didn't quite understand what Zhang Taiping meant by "disturbing the foundation", Yang Lianting felt that he was being despised, but he asked again.

"How did you get in?!"

"I followed you in..."

Zhang Taiping told the truth.

"Your kung fu is so weak, it's too easy to follow you... As for the iron door, it opened after a few casual stabs, so don't be afraid to spend money, you should find a better locksmith to make a good lock That’s right, speaking of locksmiths, I met a locksmith in Chenjia Village last year, his craftsmanship is exquisite, the price is fair, and he is innocent, so why don’t I introduce you to order another one!”

"Noisy!"

Dongfang Bubai couldn't bear it anymore, "Jade Hand" raised lightly, an embroidery needle popped out, and pierced towards Zhang Taiping.

Taiping glanced sideways at the flying embroidery needles, still chattering in his mouth.

"If you want me to shut up, just say it. If you don't tell me, how will I know? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me."

At this moment, Zhang Taiping is possessed by Elder Tang, he is not talking nonsense alone!

"Shut up!" x2

Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting roared at the same time.

"Oh, the synchronization rate is so high, you deserve to be a couple."

Dongfang Bubai, who heard this, was immediately overjoyed and shy.

"I'm a real mother..." Zhang Taiping shuddered, "The fake mother is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the fake mother is not beautiful... By the way, if I asked Lin Pingzhi to give up practicing the evil sword manual, wouldn't that make the world Is there a cute boy paper missing? I am a sinner!"

Taiping wept bitterly and bent forward in frustration.

Just when Taiping was annoyed and Dongfang was shy, Yang Lianting, a soft-bodied man, jumped out again, and he shouted at Dongfang Bubai: "What are you doing? Hurry up and send the enemy away!"

Dongfang Bubai came back to his senses and said, "Brother Lian, don't worry, I'll go and get him out of here."

After speaking, he looked at Taiping, and said in a flat tone: "You made my Brother Lian angry, so you must die."

"I'm guilty..." Taiping ignored him and continued to confess.

"Insanity!"

Dongfang Bubai snorted coldly, picked up an embroidery needle, and flew towards Taiping who was still repenting.

I saw that Dongfang Bubai was as fast as lightning, transforming into four, respectively using "Shenlong Waggling Tail", "Overlord Xianghou Fist", "Waiting for Women's Light Speed ​​Fist" and "Old Man Pushing Cart", attacking Zhang in no particular order. Peaceful.Zhang Taiping calmed down and slapped him lightly... (Note 1)

Dongfang Bubai flew back along the original path.

"how is this possible?!"

Dongfang Bubai adjusted his center of gravity in the air and landed safely, but the eyes he looked at Taiping were full of shock, and he didn't even care about the five fingerprints on his face that he usually cared about.

"Ah...sorry sorry..."

When Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting were stunned, Taiping apologized first.

"The slap just now was just my instinctive reaction. Everyone is a martial artist, you should understand. This time we will do it all over again, and I promise I won't slap you in the face again!" (Note 2)

Dongfang Bubai didn't talk to Zhang Taiping, he focused his attention on Zhang Taiping, and slowly turned around him in circles, and the circles became faster and faster. After a while, his figure formed a purple-red circle, encircling Taiping. inside.

"Ah...this trick...isn't that silly boy Xiewu's unicorn flying here..." Taiping began to lose his mind again, "Could it be said that the cultivation method of the small universe of the unicorn saint is sunflower Treasure book..."

Seeing that Taiping was distracted, and his speed had been pushed to the limit, Dongfang Bubai felt that the opportunity had come, turned around, and the embroidery needle in his hand suddenly pierced the back of Taiping's head, and at the same time, he slapped his left palm, hitting his back. Back heart.

Just when Dongfang Bubai's embroidery needle and palm were about to hit Taiping, suddenly there was a blur in front of his eyes, and there was a loud wind in his ears, and a huge force hit his left face, knocking Dongfang Bubai out of the air, with five fingers Another footprint appeared on Yin's face.

A nice roundhouse kick!

"Didn't you say you don't want to slap your face?!"

Dongfang Bubai fell to the ground clutching his left face, struggled to get up, looked at Taiping, and asked with grief and indignation.

"Uh... sorry sorry..."

Taiping laughed a few times, and quickly explained.

"I was distracted again just now, this is an instinctive reaction, an instinctive reaction, and your position just now was too punctual... Cough cough cough cough..."

Seeing Dongfang Bubai's increasingly sad and indignant expression, Taiping stopped talking. It wasn't because of his conscience, but because he was stared at by an unattractive pseudo-mother with resentful eyes. It was really chilling.

"Then what...how about we come again?"

"No need, Your Excellency is a master of martial arts, Dongfang Bubai is willing to bow down."

Dongfang Bubai was defeated. Although he suffered a bit of a blow, he had already changed his job to become a housewife. In addition, he saw that Taiping had no killing intentions, so he surrendered without hesitation.

"Ah...that is to say, you gave your best just now?" Taiping smacked his lips and shrugged his shoulders rather boredly, "The so-called number one in the world is at this level..."

Dongfang Bubai twitched his face, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked, "How do you plan to treat us?"

Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "It's okay... I just came to see how number one in the world is..." Then Taiping slapped his forehead as if suddenly thinking of something, and then stared at Dongfang Bubai Looked up and down.

Yang Lianting, who had been making soy sauce by the side, changed his complexion, stepped forward, and stood in front of Dongfang Bubai. Dongfang Bubai was stunned, and then looked at his brother Lian tenderly.

"Damn it!" Taiping felt a chill after reacting, "Sure enough, the friends left together for a lifetime...Yang Lianting is actually jealous..."

After shaking his head and getting rid of this terrible feeling, he said to Dongfang Bubai: "I slapped you in the face, then we can be considered friends..."

"What kind of friend is this..." Dongfang Bubai twitched his mouth and muttered.

Taiping ignored him, and continued to talk to himself: "Besides, I'm bothering your little ones. As the saying goes, it's better to tear down a temple than a marriage, although it's a bit inappropriate to use it here. , Anyway, that’s probably what it means, you just need to understand it... So, in order to express my apology, I plan to teach you a magical skill as compensation."

"Divine skills? You want to teach me?"

Dongfang Bubai asked suspiciously.

"Well," Taiping nodded, and then said: "The so-called magical skills are not martial arts, but a makeup technique called PS!"

"Cut to death?"

"Well, I can't tell just by talking about it. Do you have rouge and gouache?" After receiving Dongfang Bubai's affirmative answer, Taiping waved his hand, "I'll show you as soon as I demonstrate."

Pseudo-girl ps...

"This...is this me?"

Dongfang Bubai looked at his own reflection in the water basin, and couldn't help asking.

Yang Lianting was in a daze.

<Brother's level, but for Dongfang Bubai himself, it is already a pleasant surprise.

Then Zhang Taiping carefully taught Dongfang Bubai how to put on makeup. Yang Lianting also stood aside and listened very carefully.Zhang Taiping became interested in teaching, and told Dongfang Bubai how to train female voices.

After learning everything, Dongfang Bubai asked curiously: "Zhang Shaoxia is from the Hengshan School? Why do you help me like this?"

"I'm making atonement..."

Zhang Taiping sighed deeply.

Dongfang Bubai expressed his incomprehension, but he didn't continue to ask. He turned to Yang Lianting and said, "Brother Lian, since we have received this great favor, you can order the disciples of our sect not to conflict with Hengshan sect in the future."

"It should." Yang Lianting nodded in agreement.

Dongfang Bubai said again: "Now that I am defeated by Zhang Shaoxia, the name Dongfang Bubai doesn't matter. Brother Lian, what do you think I should change my name to?"

Yang Lianting scratched her head and turned to look at Zhang Taiping.

"Fuck! What do you think I'm doing?" Seeing Yang Lianting's eyes asking for help, Taiping muttered subconsciously: "Dongfang... Dongfang... Dongfang Feixiangtian? Dongfang Yongyechao? Dongfang Yaoyaomeng? Wait... Yooo dream? Yooo dream?"

"Oriental Youmeng?"

Dongfang Bubai's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "That's a good name, Brother Lian, what do you think?"

Yang Lianting also liked the name very much, and replied: "Not bad, it suits you very well."

"Brother Lian~"

"You Meng~"

"Hey..." Seeing the pair of gay friends start to look at each other affectionately as if no one else was there, Taiping's goosebumps rose, and he cupped his hands indiscriminately, "You two continue, a certain family will go first."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two of them to reply, he rushed out of the door with a "swish", jumped out of the valley three times and two times, and hurriedly went down the Black Wood Cliff.

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Note 1: From the sixth episode of "Luo Xiaohei Zhan Ji", at 02 minutes and 34 seconds, a domestic conscience work, the series of life.

Note 2: From the 1993 edition of "Dongchengxijiu", Hong Qigong's lines, by the way... the new version of the sincere scum...

ps: Regarding yesterday’s review... In fact, I copied and pasted 5k strange words at first, but I previewed them and found that they all turned into * marks, and then I found a lot of blank characters, but it turned out that they were not swallowed like spaces , it becomes a string of English + numbers + symbols. I originally wanted to ask those authors who had been reviewed to get their reviewed chapters, but after thinking about it, it was too troublesome, so I simply typed a "chapter is now "Under review" will be posted up, there is no solution for the word count loophole, who makes Dianniang not support spaces. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps2: This sentence is a day late, everyone Happy April Fool's Day...o(≧v≦)o

ps3: By the way, although there are word count loopholes, there are still many people who have been recruited. Huang Tian expressed his satisfaction... After all, except for April Fool's Day, Huang Tian never deceives people~(ˉ﹃ˉ)

psv: It was really reviewed... retribution... otz