sorry i got lost

The review in the previous chapter has passed, but it seems that some people still see that it is under review. Damn... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Because Qingming went out, so I coded 2k and posted it, anyway, I can be regarded as a 2k party... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

It has been said before that the next world is tentatively scheduled to be martial arts, but yesterday when chatting in the group, it was changed to magic. Of course, maybe I will change it again in two days... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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Coming down from Heimuya, Taiping felt a little idle. After wandering around Hebei for a few days, the system didn't issue any more tasks, so he planned to go back to Hengshan to toss the band.

He bought a donkey at the market, and Taiping rode the donkey back slowly.After walking for less than two days, he entered the border of Shanxi. He was considering whether to go to the Hengshan sect to pay homage to the mountain gate, when he saw a big monk running towards Hengshan with Linghu Chong on his shoulders.

"Uh...Young Xia Linghu, you have been robbed again!"

Taiping waved and shouted to Linghu Chong who was looking at him for help.

Hearing Taiping's voice, the great monk not only didn't stop, but ran even more joyfully.

"Hey! Looks like we have to go to Mount Heng again..." Taiping set up an arbor and watched Monk Bujie run away, "It's exciting to watch again!"

Pulling the reins, kicking the donkey's butt, the donkey turned around and walked unsteadily towards Mount Heng.

Taiping rode on the donkey, set up the erhu and squeaked and pulled it up.

"I have a little donkey that I have to ride every day~ One day I put it in the pot on a whim~ I add some salt and some seasoning, I don't worry~ After a quarter of an hour, the donkey meat will come out of the pot and the aroma will be refreshing~"

Taiping, who was singing, rode a donkey and came to the gate of Hengshan Mountain. The little nun who guarded the gate came forward to pay a salute, and then criticized.

"The quiet place of Buddhism, please respect yourself."

"Huh? Haha, I'm just joking. This donkey costs several taels of silver. I can't bear to eat it."

Taiping put away the huqin, patted the donkey on the head and said.

"What is the purpose of this benefactor coming to Mount Heng?"

The little nun didn't know how to pick up what Taiping said, so she had to change the subject.

"Oh, Zhang Taiping is sent by Hengshan Mountain, junior sister doesn't need to be too polite."

"Uh...you are Senior Brother Zhang from Hengshan? Mr. Mo Da's eldest disciple?"

The little nun looked at Taiping with strange eyes and asked.

Taiping took a step back, and said in a low voice: "Since you asked the question sincerely..."

"Uh... Brother Zhang, I didn't doubt what you mean..."

The little nun waved her hands again and again, but Zhang Taiping ignored her and continued to read his lines.

"Then I will tell you mercifully!"

"Eh?"

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!" Taiping's tone suddenly became passionate, "To maintain world peace!"

"Ugh..."

The startled little nun stepped back, shrinking her neck, watching Taiping play tricks.

"A warrior who implements love and justice! Lovely and charming Hengshan children! Surnamed Zhang! Named Taiping!"

The little nun was about to cry.

"I'm a traveler who travels through dimensions! White holes, white tomorrows are waiting for me!" Holding the erhu in a heroic posture, Taiping turned his head and nodded at the little nun, "Well, that's it." (Note 1 )

"That..." The little nun asked weakly: "Brother Zhang, isn't your title something like walking on three mountains and five mountains, hating the sky and the earth?"

"Yes—Traveling on the Three Mountains and Five Sacred Mountains, hating the sky without a grip, hating the earth without a ring, taking charge of Mount Heng and surrounding counties, Zhang Taiping, a real master of music!"

Taiping corrected.

"However, after using it for a while, I felt that this one was too domineering and did not conform to the purpose of my generation to be a hero, so I thought about it again. What do you think, Junior Sister?"

"Uh... um... I'll go and inform the master, please brother Zhang wait here for a while!"

The little nun clasped her hands together, bowed to the Tai Tai, then used her lightness kung fu to run towards Jian Xing Peak.

"Huh? How did you run so fast? Could it be that my extraordinary Yingwei made her feel innocent?" Taiping scratched his head and sighed, "I'm such a sinful man..."

"Well, yes, what about the sinful man who has traveled nine worlds and is still single..."

The system jumped out in time to spit out a slot.

"Hun, Hundan! In the next world, I will show you a girl paper!"

"I hope you can still maintain your human form in the next world... As for gender... hehe..."

"Please don't say...otz"

Zhang Taiping suffered a stroke.

At this time, the little nun had returned at some point, and she cautiously approached Taiping who was in Ikari Shinji's state.

"That... Zhang, Senior Brother Zhang? Senior Brother Zhang?"

There was no response after calling twice, so she moved a little closer.

"Senior brother Zhang... ah!"

When she walked around to the front and saw Zhang Taiping's dejected face, she couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Uh-huh?"

Zhang Taiping finally came back to his senses.

"Brother Zhang, are you okay? Your face seems to be..."

"It's okay, I can do anything."

"That's good. If the master master is invited, please come with me."

While talking, the little nun turned around and walked in.

"Oh, okay." Taiping nodded and followed. "By the way, I don't know the name of my junior sister yet."

"Certainly read the name of the poor nun."

"One year? This dharma name is not very good. In comparison, I think January is more suitable for nuns, and one year should be used by monks."

"Senior Brother Zhang, you misunderstood, it's not a year, it's Yi Nian."

"Hahaha, so that's the case...Ahahaha..."

Zhang Taiping smiled awkwardly, it's really boring to encounter such a tendon.

I was able to see Xingfeng, saw the head of the Master Dingxian, and after saluting her, Master Dingxian asked: "I wonder what business nephew Zhang wants to come to Hengshan?"

"Reporting to master, it's like this. I happened to pass by Mount Heng on the way back to Mount Heng, and then at the foot of Mount Heng, I saw a great monk carrying Linghu Chong from Mount Hua and ran up Mount Heng, so I, a disciple of Mount Heng, chased after that disciple of Mount Hua. Go up Mount Heng."

Master Dingxian was a little dizzy.

After silently smoothing out Taiping's words in her heart, she finally understood what was going on, shook her head with a wry smile, and said, "The great monk my nephew mentioned is called Bujie, and he is the father of Yilin, a disciple of my Hengshan Mountain." ..." At this point, Mrs. Dingxian showed a trace of embarrassment on her face, "He just has some things...to find... Nephew Linghu...it won't hurt him." Then he turned to a person beside him The nun said: "Yiqing, go and find Yilin."

"Yes."

Yiqing bowed, then nodded at Taiping, and walked out the door with a strange expression.

After a while, Yiqing and Yilin walked back together.

"Uncle Master, are you looking for me?"

"Yilin, where's your father?"

As soon as Yilin came in, Mrs. Dingxian asked.

"Zhang... my father?"

Yilin, who was about to say hello to Taiping, was stunned for a moment, and then she replied suspiciously: "Master, she won't let my father go up to Xing Peak, so my father built a house on the mountainside... Dad, he has caused trouble for the head of the house again. Is it?"

"This one……"

Master Dingxian's eyes drifted to Zhang Taiping who was at the side.

"Zhang, Senior Brother Zhang! My dad...you didn't do anything to him?!"

Yilin panicked immediately, ever since she saw Taiping being decisive with Tian Boguang's sofa, she was a little afraid of Zhang Taiping, but the matter related to her father, she didn't care too much, and asked hastily.

"No, no," Taiping waved his hands again and again, "I just chased after seeing your father carry that boy Linghu Chong up Mount Hengshan."

"Senior Brother Linghu?! He, he, he... is he also in Hengshan now?"

Yilin's little face turned red immediately, she grabbed the corner of her clothes and twisted it non-stop.

"This is a man with a lot of sin..."

So says the elusive system.

"shut up!"

Taiping burst into tears.

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Note 1: Older people should know (ˉ﹃ˉ)... This is the line of Yao Ming and Jeremy Lin, members of the Rockets, in the cartoon of "Pokemon". (big mistake)

ps: Recently, due to the popularity of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", Zihang Southeast Branch has become popular again, so taking advantage of the Ching Ming Festival, I also come to follow the trend and compose a poem.

Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope,

Climb to the top of the mountain and want to sing.

The red apricot branch checks and makes trouble,

Tomb-sweeping Day releases fake medicines and medicines.

ps2: This chapter should not be reviewed? (ˉ﹃ˉ)