Invincible urban management

Chapter 2, Lolita in Military Uniform Falling from the Sky

The wall clock on the wall started a new reincarnation with a tick-tick, and the unique atmosphere of summer vacation lingered in the bedroom.

——Lying in a cool room with air-conditioning and blowing cold wind, watching the scorching hell outside through the glass window is really one of the greatest joys in life.

What's more, this is already the last summer vacation in my life!

Wang Qiu, who was about to graduate from university in one year, turned over on the bed, muttering that he wanted to sleep again.

However, the peristalsis from the stomach forced him to open his eyes from the bed.

"...I'm so hungry...huh? It's almost ten o'clock?! My God! Something is wrong!"

Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, Wang Qiu, who realized that he had overslept, finally got up from the bed.

"...There's still a lot to do today!"

While making the quilt and turning off the air conditioner, he was thinking about today's schedule.

Well, first get up and eat a few biscuits and a box of milk for breakfast, then clean the bedroom and living room, and wipe the stairs, after all, after staying in the hospital for half a month, the dust in the house must have accumulated a thick layer .Then go to the vegetable market to buy fresh vegetables...

Uh, no, at this time, the morning vegetable market has already been dispersed, so I have to go to a big supermarket to buy it, and the price may be much more expensive... Oh!My poor purse!I hope that the vegetables and fruits in that supermarket happen to be on sale today!

Before doing all this, though, go to the door to see if the papers have arrived!It would be too sad if the newspaper was stolen by thieves because it was too late to pick up the newspaper—in this urban village where migrant workers from other places live, the law and order have never been very good...

In the midst of these turbulent and chaotic thoughts, Wang Qiu ran out of the bedroom in his pajamas and pajamas in a daze, ran down the stairs in slippers, and opened the door in the hallway...

"... Plop!"

The moment the door opened, a ball of green stuff rolled in through the crack of the door.

"...Uh? What is this? Is someone's raincoat blown over by the wind?"

Wang Qiu, who was still a little sleepy, thought about it in a daze, and at the same time subconsciously bent down and stretched out his hand, trying to pick up the lump.

However, he did not touch the dry and hard surface of the rubber product, but touched the delicate and warm skin.

It wasn't until this moment that Wang Qiu saw clearly the true face of the uninvited guest who rolled in.

Eh?This is not a raincoat, but a girl!A girl who fainted at the door of her house!

——Because this girl is very petite, I will use "only" to describe it here for the time being.

Wang Qiu was very puzzled by the situation in front of him.But when he took a closer look, his heart couldn't help beating.

"...Wow, this is really... a cute girl! Could this be the legendary soft girl from heaven?"

——Snow-white skin, upright and beautiful facial features, a loli figure like a primary school student, shiny black hair with a shawl, tied into two round buns, and a small bunch of dull hair on the forehead The hair is always raised up high in disobedience.

The charming eyes are tightly closed, the slender eyelashes are extremely beautiful, and the petal-like delicate and ruddy mouth is still panting slightly, which reminds people of a cute and cute big doll.It is very childish, and it can make people like it just by looking at it.

However, this living large doll is not wrapped in layers of gorgeous silk ribbons and lace like those on the supermarket shelves, but is wearing a rather rustic 65-style grass green military uniform, and A green hexagonal hat and an equally rustic old-fashioned backpack.It seems that the coat size does not fit well, and it looks a bit baggy.

"...This costume... Is she the female red guard in cosplay60s? Or the popular green lady on the Internet?"

Wang Qiu swallowed involuntarily, then scratched his hair in confusion, and whispered.

Because he found with some embarrassment that although this cute girl was dressed like a Red Guard, her cap badge was not the red five-pointed star commonly seen in TV dramas, but a red crab with a cartoon shape. , the crab claws are still making a crisp clicking sound...

Well, the green uniform, the river crab badge... This kind of strong sense of sight... Could it be that this is actually a living green girl?

Well, don't worry about how weird this loli's costume is, she seems to be suffering from heat stroke, let's get her in first!

Wang Qiu thought so, so he carried this loli to the bed in the bedroom—it wasn’t because he had any bad intentions, but because the air conditioner was the only one in the family, and it hadn’t been turned off after getting up—then he ran to the bathroom, I brought a basin and a towel, and planned to wipe her sweat...

To be honest, Wang Qiu is not a very enthusiastic and kind person, but a very mediocre citizen.If the other party wasn't a pink and cute cute girl, but a filthy homeless man, he would have kicked the other party onto the road long ago and left it to fend for itself.

——Men always like to treat the opposite sex with the most tolerant attitude, and treat the same sex with the most critical eyes, don’t they?

In addition, it is also one of the dreams of many adolescent men to be able to let a pink and tender girl lie on their bed.

Even if you don’t have the guts to take advantage of other people’s dangers and do some harmonious and loving illegal and criminal acts, as long as you can sit on the side and admire her cute sleeping appearance, for Wang Qiu, who has no girlfriend for years = age, It's already worth looking forward to.

However, just as Wang Qiu returned to the bedroom with a washbasin towel, reached out to take off the cute girl's hat, unbuttoned her collar, and was going to wipe her face and neck for her, but was caught. A slender and powerful little hand was firmly grasped!

"...Hmph! Catch the current criminal! Tell me! What do you want to do to me, a molester?"

Accompanied by the scolding of the silly and cute girl, she also pulled out a small silver pistol from her waist, and put it on the forehead of the "obscene offender".

——This situation... really makes people don't know how to complain.

If the same pistol was held in the hands of a vicious gangster, Wang Qiu might still feel a little intimidated, but in the hands of this voiceless girl who is soft and easy to push down... Hmm, it feels like More like a kitten waving its paw?There is really no deterrence!

However, seeing his good intentions being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, Wang Qiu couldn't help but frown immediately, especially when he noticed the silvery metallic luster on the gun body - the workmanship is quite fine, it doesn't seem to be that kind of gun. The cheapest plastic toy?

"...Hey, kid, no matter if you're holding a lighter or a BB gun, it's very dangerous to hold someone's head like this!"

Wang Qiu, with black threads hanging all over his head, took a step back from the bed and at the same time broke free from the entanglement of Lolita's little hand, "...Also, don't accuse people of crimes as soon as you open your mouth, okay? I saw you fainted from heat stroke. You fell at the door of my house, so I kindly picked you up, don't wrong a good person!"

"...Your house? Wow! Could this be your bed? Woohoo, I won't be able to get married..."

This silly Red Guard loli, who seems to be thinking out of line, first looked at this slightly messy bedroom, full of single male atmosphere, and then showed a look of horror, and shrank to the corner of the bed suddenly. , while checking whether the clothes on his body were in good condition, he waved the small silver pistol and yelled as if he was stimulated by something, "...Damn it! They want to take advantage of others' dangers and do discordant things like 'beep-', 'beep-' and 'beep-' to me!"

"... Hey, hey! I just want to wipe off your sweat, how can you slander my reputation like this!? And what about the silence of 'beep—'? Besides, remove the ashes Super lolicon, who would have evil thoughts about you, an undeveloped wild loli with the body of a young girl, a short winter melon, a head and a chest as flat as an airport?!"

Looking at this loli with two ponytails who has an excessive sense of self-protection, Wang Qiu complained depressingly.

But this unconscious complaint made the other party jump up like a kitten with fur.

"...It's too hurtful! Who is the undeveloped wild loli with breasts as flat as an airport! Don't you know that concentrated is the essence?! Poor breasts are a rare resource!"

——Do you dare to admit that you are a young girl with poor breasts and short winter melon?Well, not bad, the loli can be taught.

"...Before discussing your breasts, drink some water first! Aren't you thirsty after waking up from heat stroke and talking so much?"

Facing this silly red guard loli with a rather weird way of thinking, Wang Qiu didn't know how to complain, so he could only pass over a can of herbal tea, "... Closer to home, why did you faint at my door? Are you looking for somewhere?"

"...Cut, isn't it because no one responded after ringing the doorbell for a long time?" Loli, the dull-haired red guard, took a big sip of the herbal tea in her hand, and then she gave him a blank look, and then seemed to think of something , his expression suddenly became reserved, and his tone was so formal that it made people uncomfortable, "... Excuse me... is this the residence of Comrade Wang Yao, No. 13, Luobo Village, Baicai Street?"

"...ah... the doorbell of my house broke down a long time ago, and I have been busy fixing it... What do you want from my sister? Oh, who am I to her? I am her younger brother, Wang Qiu. But what's your name, sweet little boy?"

Wang Qiu replied casually, and at the same time rubbed Red Guard Lolita's hair amusedly, but unexpectedly made the other party frowned again.

"...Don't call him a kid! He's your sister's colleague, and he's an official national civil servant!"

She put down the canned herbal tea in her hand, put on a self-satisfied look, and then pointed to the pennant of "Heroes Beating Dogs - A Good Urban Management Guard Who Defends the People" hanging on the wall at the end of the bed, and stood up. With a flat chest without protruding, he waved a small black leather notebook and announced extremely proudly, "...Here! Look at it! This is my work permit! Logically speaking, he is still your superior!"