Invincible urban management

Chapter 3. Is this loli from the electric wave system?

After seeing clearly the content of this certificate, an indescribable feeling of absurdity immediately climbed into Wang Qiu's heart.

how to say?In short, it was as if someone had suddenly inserted a popsicle into his clothes, causing the corners of his mouth to twitch severely.

Hey, a good loli, why is there something wrong with her brain?

"...The Supernatural Phenomena Handling Office of the Ministry of Harmony of China, Cai Rong, the acting head of the Cangya International Column of Urban Management? Well, this certificate is quite exquisite! The national emblem is still bronzing, very similar to that...But The problem is that let’s not talk about where the Harmony Department came from in China, even the content is completely illogical—it’s clearly an international column, but it’s called the head of the regiment instead of the captain...Which item store did you buy it from?"

So, Wang Qiu sat on the small swivel chair in his bedroom, playing with the small black leather ID book in his hand, and teasing casually, while labeling this little girl as a "wild radio-type loli" in his heart.

——Immersed in my own world view, doing or saying all kinds of things that ordinary people can't understand... Isn't this a typical second-year illness?

Especially when she was still insisting, "This certificate is definitely real! You, an urban management intern, should listen to me."

Of course, loli is a kind of cute animal, we need to take good care of it, even the wild otaku loli of the radio series is no exception.

"...Oh, children are really troublesome!" He spread his hands helplessly, "...and children who are addicted to delusions are even more troublesome!"

"...I'm not a child! You dog-beater, don't look down on me! And I'm not delusional! This certificate is definitely more real than gold!" The radio department loli continued to wave her small fists, and said to Wang Qiu protested.

"... Sigh, it seems that this little girl is really brain-dead! The treatment of brain-dead patients requires electric shock therapy!"

"...Electric shock?! With the conditions of this broken place, don't you want me to grab the exposed wires? That will kill people, okay?!"

Cai Rong, the self-proclaimed head of the radio department, immediately puffed up her cute bun face angrily, but she looked even cuter—well, could this be the so-called "If you stay in the house for a long time, you will stay naturally for a long time. Is it natural and cute in the depths"?

"...how can you be so cruel! At most, you can use a 20-volt electric mosquito swatter to slap your head a few times!"

"...That would hurt too!" The Radio Department loli raised the pistol again angrily, "...Do you want me to give you a shot first?"

"...Alright, let's change the subject."

Facing this angry loli, Wang Qiu, who originally planned to tease the cat, immediately raised his hand with a smile to express his surrender—for this kind of radio-type loli who has wrong three views and is full of delusions, There has always been no reason to speak.

"...Forget it, since cuteness is justice, I won't continue to complain about your mental disability. But please be honest with your brother, are you a child of my sister's colleague's family? Also, your family lives in Where? What's the phone number? This way I can inform your family..."

Wang Qiu smiled and touched Cai Rong's head, but sighed inwardly.

——I really want to "hug my sister in my arms" to this loli, and rub her cute pouty bun face!

But if he really did this, he would really become a strange sorghum who broke through the lower limit of morality.

Well, but this loli's head is really nice to the touch, I don't know how long I haven't touched it?Hmm, it feels pretty good!

...touch, touch, touch, touch...

"...You bastard, how long do you want to touch!! If you give you some color, you will be brilliant!! Look at the trick!! Drink!!!"

After being touched for a full minute, Cai Rong finally lost her temper like a little lion again.

……

Ping pong pong, crackling.

"... Huchi! Huchi! I didn't expect you, a little guy, to be so good at fighting."

"...Oh hehehe, you seem to be a dog-beating expert!"

"...Hey, what's the matter with this kind of dialogue that looks like a hot-blooded comic? Do you make friends with fists?"

"...It's okay to think like this—our urban management is supposed to rely on violence to make a living!"

After a short and fierce struggle, two people, one big and one small, sat on the two ends of the bed, panting heavily with big eyes and small eyes.And this bedroom, which was originally a little messy, became even more miserable as if it had been ravaged by a typhoon.

Wang Qiu never dreamed that this wild radio-type loli was actually a trainer who knew every move well!It's not the kind of "Loli Piao Piao Fist" that is purely cute, so at the beginning, he suffered a lot from taking it lightly.

In fact, if it wasn't for the huge gap in size and strength between the two sides, and Wang Qiu is also a "dog-beating hero" after all, with rough skin and thick flesh, he is quite resistant to fighting, then the result may not be a tie, but Wang Qiu. The good-for-nothing college student was humiliated by a loli stepping on his feet!

This feeling is extremely uncomfortable, and the psychological pain is far greater than the physical pain - even if you try your best, you can only draw with a petite and weak girl. For Wang Qiu, who has recently begun to call himself a master It has to be said that it is an extremely embarrassing thing.

——This loli, who dared to call herself the head of the group, is really a bit of a material. Could it be that she has really learned some urban management stunts and dog-beating sticks.

Of course, although he was quite surprised by the extraordinary strength of this loli, Wang Qiu still expressed absolute, complete, and 300% disbelief in the so-called "secret certificate" that Cai Rong took out, and even It's a snort.

"...Your so-called certificate doesn't represent anything at all! Is there anything unbelievable these days? There are also 007 special agent killing licenses on the Internet! I just need to buy it and paste my own photo on it, and then It's going to be James Bond in no time."

Wang Qiu crossed his arms and said to Huang Rong with a disapproving expression, "...Besides, my sister is clearly working as an interpreter at the embassy in Tokyo, and has nothing to do with the Supernatural Phenomena Processing Office or the Urban Management Dog-tooth Brigade. ...How can I believe your words?"

However, Cai Rong looked at him with rather strange eyes, um, it was like the legendary "rotten dead fish eyes".

"...the interpreter of the embassy in Japan? Is that what your sister told you? Well, there's really no way..."

She seemed to be distressed and rubbed her forehead, then took out a pink mobile phone decorated with Hello Kitty and Doraemon stickers, and began to press buttons, "... Forget it, I'll call your sister first. The phone, let her explain to you by herself... Eh? Why is the phone turned off?"

"...Oh, my sister called before and said that she plans to take the flight at noon today and come back from Tokyo to visit me. I'm afraid I've just got on the plane now, so naturally I can't answer the phone!" Wang Qiu looked at it. Looking at the small alarm clock on the bedside table, he explained this to Cai Rong.

"...What? Your sister is still abroad and hasn't come back yet?! Her message on QQ said that she arrived early this morning!"

Cai Rong's voice suddenly rose by an octave, and then she rolled around on the sheet with her head in her hands, still muttering nonsensically, "...It's over now, this thing should How to deal with it?! If I knew this, I should have reported it as soon as possible..."

"...What are you talking about? Don't talk to yourself so endlessly in front of others, okay?"

The bewildered Wang Qiu couldn't help muttering like this, and was about to continue asking for details, when suddenly he heard a crisp "click" sound coming from Cai Rong's schoolbag on his shoulders.

The radio-type loli turned even paler, and quickly grabbed her schoolbag from the corner, and frantically dug out...an egg!

A huge egg!

A gigantic egg the size of a basketball or a watermelon, covered with colorful patterns!

——The gorgeous patterns of gold, red and black form countless rather mysterious patterns, covering the surface of the egg shell layer by layer. Rather than saying that this is a bird's egg covered with protective colors, it is better to say that it is a bird's egg. A beautifully decorated handicraft.

Unfortunately, on the gorgeous and dazzling surface of the eggshell, many fine cracks have appeared at this time, and they are still spreading and expanding, making a slight noise.I believe it won't be long before this beautiful handicraft will fall apart.

Wang Qiu searched his brains for a long time before he came up with an explanation he thought was more reasonable, "...is this... an ostrich egg?"

However, Cai Rong gave him a ridiculous answer in the style of radio waves.

"...What kind of ostrich egg! Where in the world can there be such a beautiful ostrich egg? This is clearly the legendary dragon egg, okay?"

It seems that because of the chaos in the square, her voice was a little crying, "...It's over! It's over! The little dragon is about to hatch! What should I do?!"

"...Hey! Has the delusional virus in your head flared up again?"

Wang Qiu glanced at her helplessly, scratched the back of his head, with an expression of "I can't stand you".

"...I don't have any delusions! It's clear that you, an elm lump, can't communicate!!!"