Crossing the Continent in the Eighteenth Century

() Someone stabbed me in the back, I turned my head to look, it was Constance, he looked around furtively, then leaned closer and said in a low voice: "Why do I always have a kind of old man who jumps out of the cemetery premonition?"

"With the style of that old man, we have to be careful." I think with the character of an old scumbag, he can really do this kind of thing.

"So you think so too?" There was one more person who responded to the two of us, and that guy was called Morris.

I answered, "Compared to the old guys crawling out of the cemetery, I've always been afraid that a lot of illegitimate children and illegitimate daughters will suddenly appear at today's funeral. Think about it, those guys have grown up I haven't seen each other until now, and they must have appeared together to snatch the old guy's inheritance. In the old guy's words, taking my money is like killing my parents and my whole family. Those bastards disturbed the old guy's funeral, but he would always feel sorry for beating his son or woman at his funeral! At that time, we didn't stop it, and we didn't stop it."

"From the moment I walked into the church, I felt an indescribable sense of unease! So that's what I've been worried about!" Constance yelled, and besides him, several people showed me the same expression.

Valens glanced left and right, fearing that the blood of an old guy would jump out of the cemetery, he said anxiously: "Whether to stop or not is not a serious problem, if something like that really happened, I am afraid that the number of illegitimate children of the old guy will outnumber ours." More than 30 people add up! We have small arms and legs, and we are afraid that we will get stuck, and we will not be able to get out without paying a price."

Including myself, I deeply agree with Valens' words. It seems that there are not a few people nearby who think that the old man is a top-notch person.Well, being an old guy is really constructive and full of creativity.

In the next second, all three of us were slapped on the head.There is only one man here who can beat us like this, the man who was born before me, Alexander.

Alexander stared at the three of us with black lines on his head: "Although I am looking forward to the teacher getting up from the coffin with an angry face and yelling at us, "Bastards, little bastards, why don't you know how to use pistols?" "The situation. But the fact is that the old general Provadas is dead. I understand that you can't accept the death of the old general Provadas and expect a miracle to happen."

Another thing I didn't say is that the old guy doesn't have a wife. The old guy with a very good personality is doing the opposite of the mainstream of other commoner generals who are busy marrying noble women as wives to improve their families. That is to say, today In addition to his group of veterans who served as his bodyguards, there were only a few servants who looked after him and a few relatives who were close to him, and part of his inheritance would go to these people.

After saying goodbye to these people, we pulled out the horses that were tied to the stables of the church. A group of more than 30 people got on the horses and looked at the cemetery that had just come out, making sure that the old guy really did not crawl out of the cemetery, and then turned around and walked home yellow mud road.

Flowing clouds roll in the sky, the sun shines on the earth, and on the side of the dirt road trampled by horseshoes, you can see the shepherd boy herding the flock in the distance. It is a very soothing picture, which finally relieves a lot of people who have passed away close to this world. sad.

Morris and Constance rode on the left, followed by Valens on the right. These three people, together with my eldest brother Alexander, are the guys I can talk to the most. It can be said that they are my best friends so far.There is no way, there are relatively few perverts in this world. I have found four of the following male perverts. As for the others, I am sorry, their age is doomed that we will not be able to talk.

Among the more than 30 people, there are four perverts, and the pervert enlightenment rate of the old guy's initial enlightenment education is also very high.But these four perverts are nothing compared to me and Alexander's father.

Alexander, Valens, Constance, Morris.Perhaps someone has noticed that some of them have unusual names, but these names were given by me and Alexander's father.

Alexander the Great's reputation as a conqueror can be said to be world-famous. My father named Alexander Alexander in the hope that he would conquer the world like the latter.As for Valens, Constance, Morris, and more than [-] others, although most of us bear different surnames, each of us has more or less the same blood , so they followed and were also harmed.

Valens is taken from Flavius ​​Everius Valens, the emperor who was active on the eastern front of the Eastern Roman Empire at the end of the fourth century. The war against the Persian Sasanian Dynasty resulted in Persia seeking peace.He was an emperor with outstanding military exploits.However, in the battle of Hadrianburg against the Visigoths, this buddy felt good about himself because he felt that he could use a group of peasants similar to the Yellow Turbans to defeat his own Visigoth savages, so he didn't wait. The reinforcements attacked first, and it turned out that the peasants were no match for the wildlings in equal numbers.This arrogant man is very pitiful, he not only caused the entire army to be defeated, but also cost his life and wealth.

The name Constans comes from the emperor Constans II who was active in the front line of resistance to Arabia in the mid-seventh century.The emperor.He defeated the Slavs in Sclavonia, withstood the invasion of the Arabs, and fought many victories in Italy in the west. More importantly, he established the prototype of the military region system. He was also an emperor with both civil and military skills, but in the end Was stabbed to death in the bathroom.

Morris has a bigger background. Among the emperors of the Eastern Roman Empire in the early seventh century, there was one who could beat the Persians to the ground, cut land and compensate gold, beg for alliances, and cut barbarians crying. He became 200 For many years, the Roman emperor once again crossed the Danube's strongman, but this guy was still hacked to death by his own people.

As for me, I have no reason to be let off by that pervert who has a habit of collecting the names of emperors with outstanding military achievements.My name is Nikephoros, which means "victory" in Greek. The source provider is a military god in history. The white death of the Larsenians"!But what about the white god of death, the ending is that he was chopped to death by his nephew at night while sleeping.The degree of tragedy is similar to that of Zhang Fei. I don’t know if this buddy has to cross the language barrier to communicate with Zhang Fei.

From Alexander who swept the world but died of illness on the way home, to Valens who was defeated and killed in Europa while traveling across Asia Minor, and Constans who was well-versed in martial arts and martial arts but died in a bathroom murder case, plus My father may think this is very tough, but I think the five of us can completely form a group of five people who are not yet half-dominant but are killed by their own people.

The air of bastards, no, the air of resentment shakes everywhere...

I'm a bit sad, I really don't know whether the meaning of the cheap daddy is that we can have outstanding military exploits like the former one, or just like their ending, we are at an age where life is infinitely beautiful and has a lot to do, and then we are unfolded by various gods Hang up quickly.

You can imagine what I would have done as a child when I learned the origin of our names.I asked my father whose names were so unique, "Why not give us one named Caesar, and the other named Octavian or Augustus?"

"I was just a Caesar myself, and you two want to take such a big deal?" The guy replied sourly.

In fact, according to tradition, the two sacred words Caesar and Augustus have long been crossed out from the naming list, just like in China, you will name your children "Ah Mao" and "Agou". ""Dog Leftover", but they will not be named "Emperor", "Overlord" and "God", unless you want your child's second half of life to be more creative than Provadas Cebras, an old scumbag And construction xing.

Speaking of it, the ancient soil and water were really not suitable for raising a talent with rich imagination like Picasso.Those bricklayers and authorities in ancient China who named Qin Shihuang the emperor were creative. They knew to take two characters from the three emperors and five emperors and put them together instead of directly using Huangdi, Zhuanxu, Diku, Yao, and Shun. The names of these five people were all put on the forehead of the old man Ying Zheng. In comparison, foreign countries are very simple, and the names of Caesar and Octavian are directly deducted.

I don't know how Qin Shihuang felt when he was proposed to be called "Yellow Emperor Zhuanxu Emperor Ku Yaoshun".Fortunately, Alexander’s successor is not like Caesar. He does not have an heir named Octavian. Otherwise, the emperor living in the Celestial Dynasty will feel a lot of pressure. He probably thinks that the person doing the same business in the west is called Caesar Augustus They are all under great pressure, but it is possible that after knowing that the ruler sitting in the same position on the west side is called Pressure Shan Da, there is a feeling of sympathy and involuntary emotion.

And my old brother, Alexander, puts more pressure on people than Alexander.

I don't know how much pressure those contemporaries surrounded Alexander the Great in the past, but I know that there is a lot of pressure on my shoulders now.Now this Alexander, my elder brother, is going to be a man like Caesar and Augustus!The implication is that he will sanctify the name by establishing a series of great achievements, in his words, let the late come sooner or later.

According to my understanding, he wants to conquer the world, and then add another name to the name of the future ruler.Of course, he can't kill the Quartet by himself. This place is neither a Western fantasy nor an Eastern fantasy. There is no godhead, no fighting spirit, and no magic. Guitai Qigong, at most, fights lions with force, and hits hippos in the water if it is more powerful. After 14 years of observation, Alexander did not carry a system that can consume points to summon thousands of horses and horses. , and not lucky enough to be able to pick up any martial arts cheats and obtain genetic modifications that cause body mutations.In other words, if my brother wants to conquer the world, he still has to rely on the people around us.

Well, to be the enemy of the world, there are many slogans, but I know that the world in Alexander’s mind is actually only big enough to enclose the Mediterranean Sea. When chatting with people in the future, he can say with an arrogant face, “Go to my house and be circled by me.” Do you want to take a bath in the tub when you get up?" That's all.I'm somewhat thankful, fortunately, he didn't have the vision to expand into the universe, otherwise he would get a mission one day to deal with alien creatures like the Zentraedi, which would be fatal.In fact, if Alexander's ambitions are achieved, I'd be very ashamed, because I can't imagine a future era, when a large group of people pay their highest respect to their rulers and shout the slogan "Hail, Alexander" will be a What a scene.

Think this is nonsense, is it unlikely?

Cut, even the Eastern Roman Empire, which should have been chopped up by a Turkish turkey in the fifteenth century, continues to stand strong in this world. For this world, what is impossible?