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Of course Fan Yi knew the danger of eating fugu, so he couldn't help but beat a small drum in his heart. <> It's not that I'm afraid of what will happen after I eat it, the main thing is that there are still important things to do, if I hang up early, wouldn't it be cheap for nothing?With this worry, a somewhat embarrassed look appeared on his face.

Lao Xing saw it, and immediately explained: "But don't worry, the materials of the puffer fish here are guaranteed to be fresh, and the cooking is guaranteed to be clean. The ingredients are all shipped directly from the place of origin."

Fan Yi asked: "Air transport?"

Lao Xing shook his head and said: "No, the air transport is too troublesome, and the quality cannot be guaranteed. The good fish will be killed. I know some of their methods. They should use a specially modified car with a water tank and an oxygen tank. The small trucks here are directly pulled here from the wild, and each car has to be driven by two drivers in turn. Anyway, people are always busy, so it usually only takes one or two days to arrive."

Fan Yi thought about it and said, "The cost is too high!"

Lao Xing was put on hold again, thinking to himself, who would count the cost while eating here?This Fan Yi really convinced you.

Lao Xing clinked glasses with Fan Yi and said: "Brother Fan, I found that you are very sensitive to numbers. From this point of view, you should go into business and take the 'money way'. How could you think of going to the agency again? Embarking on an 'official career'?"

Fan Yi didn't want to explain more, so he said vaguely: "Hey, it's hard to say, hard to say."

Seeing that he didn't want to talk more, and he didn't force it, Lao Xing changed the subject and said, "Hey, when it comes to cost, in fact, the party and government agencies should be the ones that don't care about cost. Did you go to the exhibition in the afternoon?"

Fan Yi nodded and said, "Look! What's the matter?"

Lao Xing said: "It's just the two of us today, let me tell you something, after going out, the wind will blow."

Fan Yi nodded curiously.

Lao Xing said: "Do you know how much it cost to organize today's exhibition? Seven figures! Didn't you just come back from helping the poor? Think about it, how much is enough for you to help the poor?"

Fan Yi said: "No way, a broken exhibition! Just rent a space for the museum, take it out for publicity, and this is the number?" Fan Yi made a gesture of seven.

Lao Xing said with a smile: "You say this, it means that you didn't read it carefully today. Hey, this is called watching the excitement by the layman, and watching the door by the insider. I will show you a text message."

While talking, Lao Xing took out his mobile phone, searched among the many text messages, and found a text message for Fan Yi to read.

There is only a short line of words on it: "Old Xing, it is unbearable!"

The second monk Fan Yizhang couldn't figure it out and said, "What do you mean?"

Lao Xing explained: "This is a friend of mine... Oh, he helped write the words in my house, you saw it last time."

Fan Yi interjected, "Are those two lines in Zeng Guopan's poem?"

Lao Xing nodded and said: "Yes. This friend is also a well-known calligrapher and painter in the country. This time, the bureau insisted on asking him to come out and write a word to support the exhibition. At the beginning, it was organized by the Education Department, the trade union, and the party. I came forward to do the work, and then Deputy Director Du also came forward, and he refused to agree. I don’t know who told Director Wei that I have friendship with him. Wei came forward to find me, and I came forward to find him. I wrote a picture at the request of the bureau, and paid 3 yuan as a touch-up fee, all of which I knew."

"But they don't know. In fact, I also know that in order to hold this exhibition, many officials and leaders in the province also delivered calligraphy and painting works. Do you know how much the so-called manuscript fee in the bureau is? The fee is the least. Not less than this number." As he spoke, he stretched out a slap, Fan Yi thought, it shouldn't be just five thousand.

Lao Xing went on to say: "This is a bit shabby, isn't it? However, the crux of the problem is not here. They are cultural people, and they don't pay much attention to this. If they only talk about money, they may not agree to make a move."

"However, this afternoon, one of his students also went to see the exhibition, and even recorded a video, and brought it back. He was not happy after seeing it. Think about it, the best seats in the museum are all reserved for the provincial government. It’s hard to say anything about it. However, even some things that the heads of various ministries and commissions have made are put in front of others, which is unreasonable.”

"So, he called me right away, claiming that he wanted to withdraw the exhibition. Can it be withdrawn? Not to mention anything else, Director Wei has long expressed his intention to keep his calligraphy forever. How can we withdraw it now? In the afternoon, although I didn’t go, I said all the good things on the phone. In the end, people finally saw that my face was settled. After it was over, they sent me this text message. I owe them a lot sent."

After taking a sip of wine, Lao Xing went on to say: "You do the math, the leaders of the province, the leaders of the relevant units, the leaders of our bureau, plus the works of other participating comrades, each of them is more or less You have to pay a certain fee. This is called a disguised subsidy. The Yankees have precision strikes, and we have targeted subsidies. vegetable."

At this time, the service lady pushed up a delicate dining car, and there were two covered white porcelain plates on it. After opening it, the lady said, "Please take your time, braised puffer fish in soy sauce."

Lao Xing said: "Look, I said to ensure safety? Braised in soy sauce, braised in soy sauce, eat like this, don't worry."

This time, the plate was served directly in front of the two of them, each with a portion. Fan Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Eat puffer fish as hard as you can, and you will win if you work hard."

Old Xing laughed.

A chopsticks puffer fish into the mouth, it is really delicious.Fan Yi just wanted to say "it's okay", but he held back and said again: "Actually, when it comes to eating puffer fish, the ancients still have a poem."

<River Plumbing Duck Prophet', in fact, there is a sentence at the end, which is called 'it is the time when the puffer fish is warm, and it is also the time when people start to feast on it. So, now, isn't it the best time to eat fugu! "

Lao Xing nodded and said, "Yes, yes, this poem is well written and has an advertising effect. I should really recommend that all puffer fish sellers read it. At least it can be used to attract business."

"By the way, Xiao Fan, what do I think? After listening to this poem, the first sentence is familiar, and the second sentence seems to have been heard before, but I have heard less people say it. Now I don't remember it at all. The two are still the same. It's all together."

Fan Yi smiled lightly and said, "This is a family in the first place, with fewer people using it, it's a status."

After finishing speaking, he said with some emotion: "Lao Xing, have you noticed that? It stands to reason that we live in an era of massive information. It seems that any information we face is open and transparent, or at least it should be Complete. But in fact, many of the information we come into contact with are distorted, or at least cut out.” The poem <Jiangshui Nuanya Prophet’ came to mind suddenly.I think, as you said just now, when most people talk about this poem, most of them stop at the "duck prophet".Who would have thought that there is actually another layer of content behind it?Lao Xing, I have a personal experience of this kind of thing. "