My sister's name is Daji

Office of the Reincarnation Office in the new district of the prefecture.

"Director Meng, there is someone who doesn't want to drink Po Meng's soup, saying it's too bitter, and he wants to drink it only if he has to add sugar!" A beautiful woman in OL uniform walked into the office quickly, and reported with a bitter face: "If I changed it before, I would drink it." Someone caught him and force-fed him a long time ago. But Yan Zonggang promulgated the new policy not long ago, saying that it requires humanized services, so I dare not mess around!"

A middle-aged beautiful woman was sitting behind a desk, staring at the computer screen in front of her through black-rimmed glasses, and said with disdain: "Where did this country bumpkin come from? Mengpo soup has been improved several times, and it has long been mixed with Mocha coffee." One taste, even those old ladies can drink it, but he still wants to add sugar!"

The middle-aged beautiful woman, that is, Director Meng, turned off the small game she had just cleared on the computer, stood up and said, "Go, take me to have a look. Ordinary people would be so frightened that their legs would tremble when they came to the underworld. Have the guts to put forward conditions. I want to see what kind of top-quality goods it is, but there is still sugar added to Mengpo soup."

Arriving at the lobby on the ground floor of the Reincarnation Office building, Director Meng followed the direction pointed by the beautiful woman in uniform, and saw a young soul with a pretty face, an average figure, and dozens of dollars worth of goods all over his body, looking around there. < people look at it, so let's call that boy's soul a nai oil boy.

"Hello, I'm Meng Lisha, the director of the Reincarnation Office. If you have any dissatisfaction with Meng Potang, you can just ask me!" Director Meng walked up to the nai oil boy, speaking in a polite tone, but his face was cold.

"You... hello!" The nai boy bowed his head habitually to greet Director Meng, and said timidly, "I... I'm not dissatisfied with Mengpo soup, but I was poor when I was alive, and I couldn't even eat a piece of candy. , not to mention drinking coffee. So... so I really can't swallow the coffee-flavored Mengpo soup, can you please add some sugar for me!"

"Mengpo soup is a special secret recipe made by my family. You can't add any seasoning, otherwise the effect will be lost. Coffee-flavored Mengpo soup was successfully formulated after decades of research. You have to drink it today, or you have to drink it if you don't drink it. !" Well, the first sentence made people feel free to raise their opinions, but the latter sentence forced them to do so. Director Meng dared to make fun of him!

Frightened by Director Meng's stare, the oily boy softened immediately, and said aggrievedly, "Okay, okay, I'll just drink it!"

"What a bitch, I have to be an old lady... Wait, the light of luck?" Director Meng was about to reprimand the young boy and tell him to drink Mengpo soup obediently, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a faint streak on the top of the boy's head. Guang Guang immediately changed his mind.

He took out a mobile phone with the style of "Ai Crazy Five" from his pocket, and took a photo of the naiyou boy. Director Meng was delighted.

"Su Ruan, born at the third hour of the seventh day of July, an orphan, without any blood relatives alive, was hit and killed by a car while crossing the road on the day of his birthday. He was weak in character, unwilling to make progress, and had never done a good thing in his life, nor did he One bad thing happened, but it is often unlucky. Now that the extreme luck has come to an end, I need to stay in the underworld to resolve the extreme luck!" Director Meng read out the information of the naughty boy in front of him, and said cheerfully: "Excellent, really excellent! My job is so For many years, I have seen nine generations of good people and nine generations of wicked people, but I have never heard of a nine generations of inaction."

The so-called extreme luck does not only refer to good luck, both extremely good luck and extremely bad luck are extreme luck. Su Ruan's extreme luck is so bad that he can't even succeed in reincarnation, so he can only stay in the underworld to slowly resolve his extreme luck.

As for those who have done nothing for nine lifetimes, to put it simply, they are people who will eat and wait to die; to put it more complicated, they are talents who have been unable to do good things and bad things, and have been mediocre to the extreme for nine consecutive lives.

On the screen of Director Meng's mobile phone, the title of Nai oil brother Su Ruan was marked in the most eye-catching big characters in blood red - Ninth Inaction!

"Boy, you don't need to drink Mengpo's soup!" Director Meng held back his laugh, and said tremblingly: "In your situation, you can only stay in the underworld as an errand, and slowly consume the extreme luck on your body. Otherwise , even if you succeed in reincarnation, you will die in the mother's womb."

"Xiaoqian, take this best man to the HR department to find Manager Ma, and arrange an errand for him casually! Remember, let him work in the old city, so as not to affect the appearance of the new city!" Director Meng suppressed a smile and ordered The uniformed beauty beside her let out a cry, then quickly ran back to the office, and posted on the underworld forum about meeting a top-quality soul...

The camera shifted with a "whoosh" and came to Manager Ma's office of the HR Department.

"Hey, Xiaoqian, it's been a long time since you came to see your brother Ma!" Manager Ma from the human resources department, as his name suggests, has a long horse face. Yu Yu greeted him with a shy face.

"Brother Ma, our side is the busiest department in the whole underworld. How can we have time to go out for a stroll?" Xiaoqian pouted her seductive mouth and complained, "If it wasn't for meeting a top-quality product today, Director Meng would have asked me to take a walk." I brought him here, I haven't left the Reincarnation Office building for more than 70 years!"

"Don't worry about that!" Manager Ma enthusiastically took Xiaoqian's arm, and said in a very sullen voice, "Since you're here, let's have a good chat with Brother Ma! Let me tell you, Brother Ma has been practicing yoga recently, and his body is getting worse every day." Great day. Look at the muscles, look at the flexibility!"

Manager Ma said while showing Xiaoqian his proud figure.

It's a pity that Xiaoqian didn't dare to stay here any longer. If Director Meng found out that she was playing fish and being lazy, she would definitely be scolded again.

Hastily talked about Su Ruan's situation, and Xiaoqian said apologetically, "Brother Ma, it's not that I don't want to chat with you, but... hey, I can't help it! You know Director Meng's temper." Yes, others say that they would rather offend President Yan than Director Meng. I work under Director Meng, and I dare not make the slightest mistake!"

After speaking, Xiaoqian pulled Su Ruan in from outside the door, greeted Manager Ma, and left in a hurry.

Manager Ma was upset, it was rare that a girl came to the door, but stayed for less than a minute, and left without leaving any scent on her body, which made him vent all his grievances on Su Ruan's head.

Without even looking at Su Ruan, Manager Ma returned to his seat, manipulated a few times on the computer, and shouted out the door: "Xiao Chen, come in!"

"Here we come, what's Ma's order?" A guy who was more naughty than Su Ruan rushed into the office, nodded and bowed to Manager Ma.

"Huh? Guandong?" Seeing that the person who came was not the Xiao Chen he wanted to call, Manager Ma asked suspiciously, "Why is it you? Isn't your brother on duty today?"

"Hey hey!" Guandong rubbed his head and laughed a few times, and said honestly, "Manager Ma, it's like this. The East-West Local Government Photography Exchange Exhibition is about to start, and my brother is busy going out to collect scenery, so I come with me." Shift shift."

"That kid, he's carrying the camera to do bad things again!" Manager Ma curled his lips in displeasure, and said, "Forget it, it's the same if you come."

Picking up the newly printed documents beside him, Manager Ma pointed to Su Ruan who was standing beside him like a quail, and said impatiently: "Take this kid to get his uniform and salary card, and then send him to work in the old city! "

Guandong took the document and looked at it, and it was impressively written "Appointment Form for District B, Floor No. 18, Old City of Hell".

Looking at Su Ruan with pity, Guan Dong bowed and bid farewell to Manager Ma, and took Su Ruan out of the office.

After submitting the entry form, receiving the uniform and salary card, plus a parachute bag, Su Ruan followed Guandong to the underground parking lot of the personnel department building, and finally couldn't help asking questions.

"Well, Brother Guandong, do you recruit people so casually in the underworld?" Su Ruan asked cautiously: "I came here from Director Meng, and I didn't even have an assessment procedure. Is there something wrong? ?”

"That's right, there's never been a test for recruitment in the underworld, because you've already seen your resume for several lifetimes." Guandong walked up to an unbranded car, opened the door and sat in the driver's seat, and waved to Su Ruan. : "Hurry up and get in the car, I'll take you to work. The old city is far away from the new city. If you don't have a means of transportation in the future, it may be difficult for you to come here!"

Sitting in the car, looking at the various modern high-rise buildings along the way, Su Ruan couldn't help but want to talk again.

"I didn't expect to have nothing when I was alive, but I found a job immediately when I died. Although you can tell from the name, the old city of the underworld is definitely not as prosperous as the new city, but I am already very satisfied with a job. Besides, when Manager Ma came He just arranged for me a title of steward, and it won't be too bad if I think about it." Holding the handsome uniform, work card, and the parachute bag tightly in her hands, Su Ruan, who has no ambitions, is indeed very satisfied.

"Little brother, you are new here, so you don't know the situation in the underworld." Seeing that Su Ruan was so easily satisfied, Guandong couldn't help but said with emotion: "The underworld has opened up a new city because of the development of the times, and all the work departments have moved here. In the old city, there are only historical relics such as Wangxiang Terrace and Naihe Bridge, and an almost empty [-]-story hell. Your job title, to put it bluntly, is the jailer in charge of the prisoners in Block B on the [-]th floor. It's just a job in exile."

"It doesn't matter, as long as I can get paid and work is not tiring, even if I am asked to work for the rest of my life, I am willing to do it!" As expected of a person who has done nothing for nine generations, Su Ruan almost made Guandong angry when she said such unambitious words.

Guandong stabilized his mind, and said while driving: "It's really not tiring to work. The No. 18 hell belongs to the executive area, and the prisoners are imprisoned by painting the ground as a prison. You don't even need to take care of them, just sleep all day long. But you But don’t forget, you are in the state of a soul, which is what people in Yangjian call a ghost, and you won’t die without eating, drinking, or sleeping. Of course, if someone burns some offerings for you, you can enjoy your mouth, Xincheng District There are also all kinds of food and food sold in the supermarket. It’s okay to live this kind of life for a day or two, but one day in the world is one year in our underworld. If you are forced to live in boredom and loneliness for 800 years, the gods will smoke.”

"Thank you, brother, for your concern!" Su Ruan thanked sincerely, and said without any psychological burden: "Actually, I also know what kind of virtue I am. The biggest goal in life is to eat and wait to die. I believe that with my patience, I will definitely be able to Survive the boring working hours. Now I only look forward to getting paid, and when the time comes, I will meet with my eldest brother, and I will treat you!"

"Hey!" Guandong could see that Su Ruan was not the kind of scheming person, but he was easy to get along with, but he was too unwilling to make progress, so he sighed helplessly and said, "Brother, your salary is still your own. Keep your mouth full! Big brother will tell you the situation of the [-]th floor of hell first, lest you will not know the seriousness, break into the prison by mistake, and be killed by those murderers!"

"Today's 18th floor of hell is not what it used to be. The first [-] floors are empty. They either died or were transferred to the Xincheng Prison. Only the last No. [-]th floor still has people, but it is also a person in Area A. , There are three people in area B, and there are only four single seedlings."

"Your job is to inspect area B and take care of those three murderers. But in fact, there is no need to look at them. They have been in hell for thousands of years in the world, that is, millions of years in the underworld. It’s fried dough sticks. You’d better leave them alone, find something to do on your own, and just mess with the sun!”

"Also, there is no elevator on the [-]th floor of hell, only a row of spiral stairs on the side. When you go down, you can use the parachute you just received and just jump down. Injured. It’s just that it’s easy to go down and hard to go up. There are [-] floors of stairs, which are higher than mountains, and it takes at least ten days to climb.”

"Remember, you must endure loneliness. No matter what happens, you must not have anything to do with the three murderers in Area B. The three of them, a goblin who eats people without spitting bones, and a murderous man The devil, and a lawless super bastard. Once you enter their prison range... hey, I don't want to talk about it later."

After being told by Guandong, Su Ruan, who was naturally timid and fearful, softened even more, and secretly vowed not to see those three terrifying murderers even if she died.

Chatting along the way, after leaving the new urban area, Guandong speeded up to over 200 yards.But even at such a fast speed, it took a whole day and night to reach the dilapidated old city.

After Su Ruan got off the car, Guan Dong kindly told him, and then drove away alone.

As a supervisor, Su Ruan had to go down to Block B of the [-]th floor of Hell to hang up his work badge, otherwise he would not be paid if there was no employment record in the new urban area.Moreover, the residence arranged for him by the personnel department is also in Block B on the [-]th floor, so he has to go down anyway.

Putting on his overalls and carrying his parachute, Su Ruan did the most daring thing in his life, jumping off a cliff...

In fact, if Guandong hadn't told him earlier that the magic circle hidden in the parachute could save his life as a pawn, Su Ruan would definitely have climbed down the stairs.

"Ah..." Screams echoed in the empty hell, Su Ruan gradually became heartless from the initial fear, and began to enjoy the scenery in the hell with a parachute.

In fact, there is nothing to see, it is just bare, and the torture equipment in the previous execution ground has been removed long ago.

Floating to the bottom of hell, following the road signs to find Area B, Su Ruan hung up a work sign in the dusty office, and then had nothing to do.

The small room at the back of the office is Su Ruan's residence. As a soul, Su Ruan didn't feel hungry, so she tidied up the room a little bit, lay on the bed and began to recover.

After one day, two days, three days... half a month, Su Ruan finally couldn't take it anymore!

lonely!Whether it is a living person or a dead person, the word "loneliness" cannot be tolerated!

The hell is empty, there is not even a shadow of a ghost, even Su Ruan, who is just eating and waiting to die, can't stand the torture of loneliness!

Ever since, feeling lonely, evil turned to courage, Su Ruan finally did another super daring thing—adventure!

Looking at the huge house number at the entrance of the valley and the bloody word "B" on it, Su Ruan swallowed her saliva and began to move inward at a speed of half a step per minute.

That's right, area b on the eighteenth floor of hell is actually a valley.Correspondingly, the other areas a and c are also valleys, but they are far away.

The first expedition lasted for more than half an hour. When Su Ruan stepped into the valley for more than ten meters and found nothing, he chose to go back to recover the corpse.

The adventure was too dreadful, and he dared not go on!

Originally, he wanted to go to other empty areas to practice his courage, but he didn't know that there was a ban on the No.18 floor. Except for the b area on his work card, no other area could enter.

The second time, it was much better than before. It lasted for more than an hour and entered the valley more than 30 meters.

For the third time, the grades improved again, and I advanced 50 meters in less than half an hour. Applause applause!

But I turned back at 51 meters...

In this way, Su Ruan entertained himself and played adventures, and he just spent three months.

This time, Su Ruan planned to advance to a place where he could see the prisoner from a distance, and then went to the new city to receive his salary, and then bought some good things to reward himself.

Go forward, go forward, the elders who are not afraid of death should go forward with three legs!

I saw it, I saw it, there are shallow caves on the mountain wall over there, which should be where the prisoners lived, but why didn't I see anyone!

"Damn fat man, you painted a turtle on my face while I was sleeping, please beat me!"

There was a roar of thunder, which scared Su Ruan to the point of shit, and turned around and ran away.

"Hey!" Su Ruan didn't pay attention to her feet, kicked a protruding stone, and Su Ruan fell to the ground with a "poof".

"Hahaha... That kid finally ran in! Shitou, we two brothers went out to scare him!"

Another domineering voice sounded from the rear, scaring Su Ruan to run away.

It's a pity that she made a mistake in her busy schedule and fell down several times in a row. Su Ruan, who was covered in cold sweat, had long since lost her legs, trembling and unable to get up.

Hearing thunderous footsteps from behind, mixed with bursts of bloodthirsty laughter, Su Ruan closed her eyes, secretly thinking that my life is over! <The wind-like gentle voice suddenly blew into her ears, Su Ruan only thought that she had died again, and hallucinations and auditory hallucinations appeared in her mind.

"Really, those two big bastards scared such a cute little brother like this, let's see how I deal with them later!" The beautiful voice of tenderness, coquettishness, and coquettishness sounded again, and it was very close to Su Ruan , as if in the ear.

"Hahaha, sao fox is one step faster than us, it seems that the little guy is too scared to move!"

Ru Lei's footsteps were getting closer, and his arrogant laughter was still in his ears, reminding Su Ruan that he hadn't died a second time.

"Fatty Ying, Xiang Shitou, you two bastards, let me die! If you frighten this little brother, I will kill you!"

The voice of gentleness changed again, and it actually carried a bit of domineering, which made people feel a sense of majesty that had to be obeyed from the bottom of their hearts.

"I said sao fox, you are too domineering! It's rare to meet a newcomer, let's have fun together, do you need to monopolize it by yourself?"

"Shitou is right! You sao fox, you must see that people grow up white and tender, and you want to have sex! No, I will be the first to disagree with Fatty."

"I haven't fought for a few years, and I really went to the house to expose the tiles. How dare I talk back to my old lady! Nine Heavens Saintess Gong!"

A gust of wind whizzed up, and the person with the gentle female voice made a move.

"Oh, I'm afraid you won't make it! Stone, let's go together! The Treasure of the Heavens and the Indigo Sea!" <Thunderstorm kills! "

"Crackling!"

"boom……"

The three legendary murderers fought together, and the strong wind alone made Su Ruan want to pee in fright.Fortunately, I am now in the state of a soul, and I don't have the troubles of eating, drinking and lazing.

"Just because you two dare to challenge my old lady, when my old lady was in power, you didn't know where you were! The night rain is fragrant!"

With a "boom", there was a big explosion in the air, followed by two screams.

"Ah... your mother! Sao fox, you are serious!"

"Ah bah! This sao bitch took gunpowder today, hurry up!"

"Whoosh, whoosh" sounded twice, it seemed that the two men couldn't beat the woman and ran away.

"Hmph! My old lady has suffered a million years here, and it's rare to see a little brother who is pleasing to the eye, and dare to snatch me!"

Before Su Ruan's brain returned to calm, a soft feeling suddenly touched his body, and at the same time, a gentle force lifted him up from the ground.

Although it is in the state of a soul and does not have the metabolism of a normal human body, other sensations in the body are the same as those of a living person, and even a faint fragrance can be smelled.

"Little brother, don't be afraid, my sister won't hurt you. Those two big bosses look wild, but they are actually good people. We have been locked up here for too long, and we usually spend our days fighting around. This kind of scene You'll get used to it later."

Softly caressing her upper cheek, it is obvious that the woman is secretly touching Su Ruan's milky little face.

"Open your eyes, sister is not an evil spirit, she won't scare you. In fact, from the first day you stepped into this valley, sister has already found you. It's just that you are very timid and afraid to scare you, so I kept Didn't show up."

The sound is really soft and soft, giving people a feeling of soaking in warm sea water and enjoying the caress of microwaves.

Su Ruan finally suppressed the fear in her heart, and planned to open her eyes to see what a woman with such a beautiful voice looks like.

As soon as the eyelids opened a little, Su Ruan was struck by lightning, and her eyes widened instantly, brighter than a dog's eyes.

How would you describe the woman in front of you?Anyway, with Su Ruan's small brain, she really can't figure out any words, she only knows that she is very beautiful, a thousand times or ten thousand times more beautiful than the fairies she saw on TV before.

Willow brows and phoenix eyes are a must, as well as a beautiful and fair melon-shaped face, which must also be accompanied by a ruddy and attractive cherry mouth.Her hair was pulled up in a black cloud bun very naturally, and a strand of hair hung down from her ears; a pure white ancient fairy dress further accentuated the woman's refined temperament.

"Little brother, my sister's surname is Su, and her name is Daji. What's your name?"

Listening to the woman smiling and reporting her family name, Su Ruan was struck by lightning again.

Su Daji...Daji...the two people earlier called her sao fox!

To Su Ruan, this name was even more shocking than the Nine Heavens God Thunder, and she was completely stunned...