My sister's name is Daji

The old city of Hell, No. 18th Floor Hell Area B.

"Hey, hey, hey..." A two-meter-tall, muscular man with rock-like muscles and a shirtless upper body crouched on the ground staring at Su Ruan with a smirk on his face.

"Hmph..." A super fat man with a body like a ball and a fat belly that almost burst the ancient Chinese clothes, completely horizontally developed, squinted his small eyes and looked at Su Ruan with a small smile.

Only the beautiful sister who called herself Su Daji was normal, her little white hands touched Su Ruan's face, and she let out a sound of admiration, like a meat inspector who rarely saw good pork.

Poor Su Ruan, she was accidentally fascinated by the beautiful sister just now, and told all about how old she was and how she wet the bed, and when she was a child, she peeked at the big sister in the orphanage changing clothes, and was even abducted by the beautiful sister to the prisoner's residential area. For the plaything of the three murderers.

"Xiao Ruan, your face looks really good, it's white and tender, and it's not much better than most women!" The beautiful sister pinched Su Ruan's face, and said with a smile: "You said you came from the A.D. After 2000, I have seen many novel things, can you tell my sister about it?"

Regarding her name, Su Ruan just said it casually without any further explanation.

Ever since, the beautiful elder sister heard that it was "Su Ruan", she immediately laughed wildly, and then affectionately called Su Ruan "Xiao Ruan".

"Sister... sister!" Su Ruan said with a sad face, "Can you let me go back? I promise I won't bother you again!"

"No!" The devil's muscular man's voice was like thunder, and Su Ruan collapsed to the ground again in fright, trembling all over.

"I say boy, it's rare to see a stranger in this ghostly place in a thousand years. If you don't play with me, I will eat you alive!" Licking her lips, Su Ruan's darling was so frightened that she almost ran out through the back door.

"Xiang Shitou, shut up!" The beautiful sister also stared, but she stared at the muscular devil.

"Xiao Ruan is naturally timid and can't bear to be frightened. If you dare to frighten him again, I will kill you alive!" While speaking, the beautiful sister gently hugged Su Ruan in her arms, with an expression of pity on her face. concentrated.

soft!delicate fragrance!

The embrace of the beautiful sister is so lethal, it instantly extinguished the fear in Su Ruan's heart, and turned into a little bug that was wriggling around, gently teasing Su Ruan's young heart.

"Hey, this kid is timid, but he is not small!" The super fat man saw a smile of enjoyment on Su Ruan's face, and his head was still insignificantly arching in the arms of the beautiful sister, The thief smiled and said: "Sao Fox, you have found a good toy now! This kid looks timid and harmless, but he is actually a little embryo, very suitable for you!"

The beautiful elder sister's face flushed slightly, she wanted to get angry in her heart, but she couldn't get angry at all, she wanted to push Su Ruan away, she was even more reluctant, and was quite embarrassed for a while.

But it is said that Su Ruan is not aggressive because of his personality, and his life goal is to eat and die. Appreciating beauties, especially big boobs, is his greatest hobby.

To say how much Su Ruan loves Big Mimi, there is a bloody and unforgettable example.

Not long ago, because he turned his head to admire a pair of big boobs who waved at him tremblingly, he crossed the road without looking at the car and was hit to death...

When something happened, Su Ruan's first reaction was not to find a way to solve it, but to be afraid.But if there is a guillotine in front of him, and there is a big sister on the guillotine waving to him, then he will forget his fear, overcome all difficulties, and rush to the guillotine.

I have to say that Su Ruan's life is indeed like the cups on the tableware, as pitiful as possible.

Now, the devil-like man who threatened to swallow him alive is close in front of him, but Su Ruan completely forgot where he was, forgot that he was dying, and was completely intoxicated in the soft embrace of the beautiful sister...

The head arched more and more, and the expression on Su Ruan's face became more and more intoxicated.

The beautiful elder sister finally couldn't take it anymore, her slight affection for Su Ruan completely dissipated, a fierce light flashed in her eyes, she raised her hand and wanted to take a picture.

"Mom!" A soft murmur sounded, Su Ruan didn't know the danger of the outside world, and fell asleep in the arms of the beautiful sister.

The heart that had been silent for a long time thumped, and the jade hand raised by the beautiful sister suddenly stopped there, unable to fall down.

The muscular devil next to him, as well as the super fat man, also gradually restrained their expressions, and their gazes towards Su Ruan changed slightly.

The same person who has fallen into the world, the word "Mom" in Su Ruan's mouth carries a strong meaning of nostalgia, but also reveals infinite pain.Only those who have also experienced life and death, and are full of expectations and unwillingness can understand.

"Hey!" The devil muscular man sighed deeply, and said with emotion: "This kid is also a hard-working man!"

"It's not only suffering in life, but also being bullied after death!" The super fat man looked up at the cage-like mountain walls around him, and said lightly: "Since you and I have killed the stewards here one after another, we have been here for tens of thousands of years. No one came. This kid obviously just entered the underworld not long ago, but was assigned here, obviously someone wanted to harm him!"

"Stop talking, let him sleep for a while!" The beautiful sister continued to hug Su Ruan, and said softly and firmly: "As long as I haven't lost my soul, no one will be able to bully him in the future!"

One day in the world, one year in the underworld.

Su Ruan seemed to have had the most comfortable dream. In the dream, she saw her mother whom she had never met before, laughing coquettishly and happily in her mother's arms, very comfortable.

When I opened my eyes, I finally saw my mother's face clearly. It turned out to be so beautiful, so... Uh, wait, why is this face so familiar?

"Ah..." With a howling scream, Su Ruan jumped up and finally remembered where she was.

"Boy, come here and sit down!" Seeing Su Ruan waking up, the super fat man pointed to a big rock in front of him, and said with a sullen face, "Talk to us, and let you go. Otherwise, the three of us Eat you up!"

"Oh!" For a softie like Su Ruan, intimidation is always the most effective, so she ran over and sat down obediently.

The beautiful elder sister smiled lightly and shook her head, she also stood up and walked to sit beside Su Ruan, her face still flushed slightly.

If someone observes carefully, they will find that the most protruding part of the beautiful sister's chest... There is a faint saliva mark on her clothes.

"We already know that your name is 'Suruan', and you are the new steward here. Then, as the prisoner you are in charge of, we also need to introduce ourselves!"

Although the super fat man was also sitting on a big rock, he was sitting in a mighty and domineering posture, like a generation of emperors sitting on a dragon chair and looking down at his ministers, and said indifferently: "My name is Ying Zheng, from Qin, you call me fat!" Brother will do."

Win... Ying Zheng!Isn't this the name of Qin Shihuang?

Su Ruan's head froze all of a sudden, she couldn't figure out why the prisoners here like to use the names of those famous people.First there was Su Daji, and now there is Qin Shihuang Yingzheng, and then the devil and muscular man will not be called Schwarzenegger!

The super fat man could naturally see what Su Ruan was thinking, and said in a majestic tone with a trace of loneliness: "I am indeed the Qin Shihuang you mentioned, and the person next to you is indeed Su Daji, a bewitching girl from the last generation of Yin and Shang Dynasties. It’s no secret in the underworld, there’s a stronger person than us locked up in area A nearby, who almost killed the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor. When you stay here for a long time, you will naturally know everything.”

"Boy, my name is famous too!" The muscular devil at the side raised a round stone the size of a table with one hand, and said proudly: "I am powerful enough to pull up the mountain, and my spirit is overwhelming. I am the hero who is immortal. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu who is the enemy of heaven and earth!"

Xiang Yu yelled loudly, causing Su Ruan to roll off the stone in fright.

Be good, the three masters here are actually those historical celebrities, and each one is more ruthless than the other, no wonder Brother Guandong said that they are all murderers, and you must not get in touch with them!

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoruan, Xiang Shitou is a big bastard, and he keeps talking like thunder!" The beautiful sister, who is also the original genuine first-generation enchantress Su Daji, gently helped Su Ruan up, and said with a smile: "Call him Brother Stone is fine, he won't hurt you!"

Before Su Ruan could settle down, the chubby Qin Shihuang Yingzheng spoke again.

"Boy, the [-]th hell was the most lively place in the past. Do you know why it has become like this now?" Ying Zheng didn't wait for Su Ruan to use his brain to think of an answer, and said to himself: "Originally, my subordinate Bai The same people were also imprisoned here, but as time went on, the scope of the prison expanded on its own, and the prisoners here couldn't bear the loneliness and started killing each other. In the end, only the three of us were killed, and then we figured it out and stopped fighting. But the resentment in my heart is hard to dissipate. All the ghost servants sent here will be torn apart by us as long as they step into our prison. You are lucky, sao fox has taken a fancy to you and wants to recognize you as your brother Shitou and I also think you are quite pleasing to the eye, so we won't kill you!"

"The painted ground is used as a prison to imprison the prisoners. Originally, they could only move around in their own caves, but over time, the scope of the prison will expand by itself. Now the prison range of the three of us covers the entire valley, and we can hardly leave the valley." Daji quickly gave Su Ruan an additional explanation, which made Su Ruan finally understand something.

Next, Ying Zheng didn't give Su Ruan a chance to speak at all, and just poured out his bitterness all by himself.What is it that he is clearly the emperor of the world, but because of killing too many people, the underworld is flooded with unjust souls, seriously affecting the normal work order, and then he was beaten into the eighteenth floor of the underworld.

Xiang Yu was similar to Ying Zheng, they both killed a lot, and they were charged with obstructing official duties and arrested.

The two of them were rivals, after all, it was Xiang Yu and Liu Bang who overthrew the rule of the Qin Dynasty.But after countless years of getting along, no matter how big the grievances were, they were resolved.

Now Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu, a fat man and a rock, have a closer relationship than brothers.

As for the beautiful sister Daji who Su Ruan is most interested in, she is the most miserable person.

This Daji is not the nine-tailed vixen in "Fengshen Yanyi", but a pure human being. "Sao Fox" is just the nickname given to her by Fatty Ying and Xiang Shitou.

Daji learns all kinds of skills from the eminent Tianmu Shengji in the Yin and Shang dynasties. She also has the beauty of a moon-shame flower and the intelligence of ice and snow. She can be called a perfect woman.

However, Daji was ordered by his teacher to enter the court song to confuse King Zhou. Not only did he lose his precious virginity, but he also killed countless creatures against his conscience.

Daji never blamed anyone until her death, let alone her master who betrayed her, only her own fate.

After being thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, Daji tried her best to forget the past, concentrate on her cultivation, and break through the highest level of the "Nine Heavens Saintess Art" with her soul state. .

The three most vicious criminals in history unconsciously lowered their guard in front of Su Ruan, poured out their bitterness one after another, and talked for three days and three nights without stopping.

Fortunately, as long as Su Ruan is accompanied by someone, her patience has always been super good, and she insisted on listening to the story with her smiling face.

As a result, after spending three days and three nights together, Su Ruan got to know them well, so she was no longer afraid.

After the three murderers finished pouring out their bitterness, it was Su Ruan's turn to tell the story.This guy has no other abilities. He read those classics such as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West" in the orphanage since he was a child, and memorized those classic stories by heart.

Ever since, he had no chance to show off during his lifetime, but after his death, he was speaking storytelling in the underworld, and the audience were all historical celebrities, which made him feel good.

In China, there are many classic stories that happened after the Three Kingdoms, as well as those foreign classic stories such as "Grimm's Fairy Tales", which forced Su Ruan to hold a personal storytelling meeting in the underworld, and talked about it for more than a year .

Now it's all right, people will have feelings after keeping pets for a long time, let alone people get along with people (ghosts and ghosts).

After being together for more than a year, Su Ruan is no longer afraid of Xiang Yu's loud voice and Ying Zheng's majestic posture, and gets along very closely with Daji, coaxing Daji to smile every day.

Tired of telling stories, Su Ruan finally remembered that he still had a lot of unpaid wages.So I talked to the three of Daji, put on a parachute, and started the long march to the new city.

It took more than a month to go back and forth, making Su Ruan as tired as a dog.

However, the harvest was not small, and all the wages were exchanged for all kinds of food, as well as the spirits that Xiang Yu had been clamoring for all day, and brought them back to Block B on the [-]th floor.

After being cast into hell for millions of years, the three murderers have long forgotten the taste of food.Now that Su Ruan spent all her wages, she went to the supermarket to buy food and brought them back to them. The three murderers all shed tears, and Daji even hugged Su Ruan and kissed and kissed Su Ruan, making Su Ruan so happy that she couldn't find her.

Since then, the three of Daji have completely treated Su Ruan as their own younger brother, wishing to give him their hearts.And Su Ruan, who has no relatives, is also extremely kind to her two brothers and one sister.

Now he doesn't dislike this job in exile at all, and he really wants to go to the personnel department to thank that manager Ma who had no intention of doing anything.

After returning from her second trip to Xincheng District to buy food, Daji saw that Su Ruan was as tired as a muddy beach, and her travel speed was not fast, so she suggested that he follow Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu to practice martial arts.

The "Nine Heavens Saintess Gong" practiced by Daji is a female-only exercise, and men cannot learn it.

The "Huntian Baojian" practiced by Yingzheng is said to be the emperor's martial arts left by the empress Nuwa, which shows its strength.

Xiang Yu's "Zi Lei Shen Gong" and the matching sword technique "Zi Lei Seven Strikes" were created by the celestial powerhouse Zi Lei Daxian. They belong to the Overlord's martial arts and are equally powerful.

It's a pity that the practice of "Huntian Treasure Mirror" requires the assistance of Nuwa Tianjing, and Yingzheng is now in the state of a soul, where did Tianjing come from!Therefore, Su Ruan could only follow Xiang Yu to practice the "Purple Thunder Magic Art", and at the same time learn Ying Zheng's secret skill-the golden gun does not fail!

But here comes the question again, what kind of person is Su Ruan?Is it possible to let him, who doesn't think about making progress, just want to eat and wait to die, practice martial arts hard?

Moreover, the difficulty of practicing martial arts in the soul state has not only increased by a thousand times, the Overlord's martial art "Zi Lei Shen Gong" needs a strong heart to learn well, these are more difficult for Su Ruan than killing him!

With Daji persuading Su Ruan in every possible way, even at the expense of letting Su Ruan eat some small tofu, our soft-bodied brother Su Ruan spent more than 200 years in the underworld, and finally practiced the first level of "Purple Thunder God Art", which is not easy!

As for the other miraculous skill "Golden Spear Can't Fall", although it's useless after learning it, Su Ruan insisted on practicing this kind of magic skill to the highest level in a short period of time with a man's heart. Zheng Zhi shook his head and lamented that he is a talent!

"Zi Lei Shen Gong" has seven layers, and each layer corresponds to the "Zi Lei Seven Strikes" one-stroke sword technique.Su Ruan has practiced the first level of mental skills, and then naturally has to learn the corresponding knife skills.

Xiang Yu's saber "Thunder Saber" has long been missing. When using the saber, he directly releases thunder energy, gathers energy to form an army, and then directly cuts people.But as for Su Ruan, he is not that talented yet.

Fortunately, brother Shitou was considerate enough to sharpen a stone knife specially for him and let him practice sword skills.

It's a pity that the good times don't last long. Su Ruan thinks that it's a peaceful age, and it's not necessarily useful to learn the sword technique. It's enough to learn the mental technique to strengthen the body, so I don't want to practice after two days.

In fact, most of the practice of mind is running, running, meditating, but practice of knife technique has to keep swinging the knife all the time, so tiring!

Xiang Yu also knew what kind of virtue Su Ruan was, and when he couldn't persuade him, he could only continue to teach Su Ruan the follow-up mental method of "Zi Lei Shen Gong".

In this way, time flies so fast that even Su Ruan can't remember how many years he has been in the [-]th floor of hell.

Talking about storytelling, practicing mental skills, and occasionally acting coquettishly with sister Daji, this day is not sad at all, and it is completely in line with Su Ruan's goal of eating and waiting to die.

But, when the seven layers of the "Zi Lei Shen Gong" were fully practiced and it only took Su Ruan a day to go back and forth between the old and the new city, the boring Xiang Yu dragged him to practice the saber technique again.

Fortunately, the miraculous skill is great, Su Ruan's soul is so solid now, and he can send out waves of purple thunder when he raises his hand, so he practiced patiently.

But this time Xiang Yu raised the difficulty level, Su Ruan had to gather energy to form an army and use Lei Jin to create a simulated thunder knife.

With the encouragement of Daji's sister, Su Ruan started to work in a decent way with the idea of ​​finding fun out of boredom.

Several years later, Su Ruan was finally able to gather Qi into an army like Xiang Yu, using Lei Jin to condense a domineering and ferocious Thunder Saber in his hand, which made Xiang Yu feel the sense of accomplishment of being a teacher. <Thunderstorm kills'. <Thunderstorm kills' is a very simple move. It is a simple and unpretentious slash. It relies on explosive power. The higher the skill, the stronger the power will naturally be.

But "Zi Lei Seven Strikes" not only needs the support of "Zi Lei Shen Gong", but also requires the user to have unparalleled arrogance to fully exert its power. This stumps Su Ruan, who has no momentum at all in his bones.

Year after year, Su Ruan has been practicing "Zi Lei's First Strike", but Xiang Yu has always judged him to be a failure, saying that he is still far away from the success of the practice.

Daji feels sorry for Su Ruan, and has been trying to help him improve his momentum.But domineering is not something you want to have. If you don't have a strong heart with arrogance, how can you be domineering!

Brother Yingzheng was rich in experience and came up with a method of "cowarding people with alcohol".

When she was alive, Su Ruan had just grown up, and her economic conditions were not good, so she never drank alcohol at all.Now that he is dead, he has a salary to receive, but every time he buys wine with his salary, he can't touch it at all, and Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu have already snatched it away.

In order to help Su Ruan practice "Zi Lei's First Strike", Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu made up their minds not to grab a drink next time, they must get Su Ruan drunk first, and make him go crazy.

When Su Ruan went to collect his salary for purchases again, the three of Daji urged him to buy more spirits and less food.

Su Ruan always obeyed her brother and sister's words, and she insisted on carrying a large bag of spirits back.

That night, Daji kept persuading her to drink, which made Su Ruan, who had never tasted wine, feel good.

The result... Su Ruan, whose face was flushed and smelled of alcohol, kicked Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu over, raised her hand to condense the thunder knife, then hugged Daji in her arms, and announced domineeringly: "Sister Daji is my sister!" Yes, you two cowards, get the hell out of here!"

Good, very good, very good, finally a little manly domineering.

Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu immediately winked at Daji, telling her to encourage Su Ruan to draw the sword.As a result, after Daji was kissed by Su Ruan and touched her chest, that bastard Su Ruan finally made a knife. <Thunderstorm kills! "

In hell, the wind and thunder surged, and the thunder exploded. A purple saber light pierced the sky, and slashed at the unlucky Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu with a momentum that opened up the sky and the earth.

"Rumble..."

"Ah~~~" The landslides and the ground cracked, making strange screams again and again.Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu never imagined that Su Ruan's move would be so powerful, beyond their imagination, and they ran away with their tails between their legs.

Daji was also frightened by Su Ruan, and because of being kissed and touched by him before, her face was already flushed and she was very shy.Seeing Su Ruan slashing wildly, she also ran away.

In fact, they don't know, Su Ruan has been in the underworld for so many years, and has already worn away the bad luck on her body.

After another chopping and hacking, the alcohol subsided a little, and Su Ruan finally stopped.

In the innermost part of the valley in area b on the [-]th floor of hell, there is a small pond, where Su Ruan usually goes to soak her feet when she is bored.Now that she was dizzy, Su Ruan, who had regained her sanity a little, naturally wanted to go to the pond to wash her face.

As a result, as soon as she walked to the pond, Su Ruan smelled a faint fragrance, which was more alluring than that of sister Daji.

"Huh? What is this? Sunflower?" Su Ruan, whose eyes kept wandering, insisted on seeing a red lotus blooming in the pond for no reason as a sunflower.

"Hmm...it smells so good!" Stepping into the pond and touching the lotus, Su Ruan unceremoniously grabbed a newly matured lotus pod next to it, and took a closer look at it.

"Uh~~" hiccupped, picked out a lotus seed, Su Ruan stuffed it into her mouth without thinking.

"That's right, the melon seeds are thick enough, and the taste is very fragrant, but it's a little bit bitter!" Su Ruan, who was dizzy, didn't even notice that the red lotus beside her was ignited with a faint flame, and went straight one by one. He ate all the eighteen lotus seeds on the lotus pod.

"Why are you so small, how stingy!" Seeing that the lotus seeds were eaten, Su Ruan threw away the lotus pod, and finally found that the lotus beside her was on fire.

"Damn! Who the hell is so wicked, even setting sunflowers on fire!" He said in his mouth, and his hands also moved.Su Ruan pulled up the red lotus by the roots, then turned it upside down and pressed it into the water to put out the fire.

Who knows that this lotus is very special, there is no lotus root at the root, only a small black hole.After the lotus was pulled up, the black hole immediately produced a suction force, sucking the water in the pond.

"Huh? Who is pulling me? Let go, or I will chop you up!" The suction force generated by the black hole began to pull Su Ruan, but Su Ruan, who was dizzy, didn't react at all.

Coincidentally, when Daji saw Su Ruan running towards the pond, she was worried that he would fall into the pond and take a nap, so she also followed.At this moment, I just saw Su Ruan holding the burning lotus, shouting to let go.

"Ye Huo Hong Lian!" Daji, who has seen a lot of knowledge, screamed, and immediately flew towards Su Ruan, shouting anxiously: "Xiao Ruan, throw away that flower quickly, hurry up!"

"Eh? Sister Daji, I still want to kiss you!" Su Ruan was still in a state of drunkenness at this time, unable to turn her head around at all, she just wanted to reach out to hug Daji.

Daji quickly jumped to Su Ruan's side, slapped the red lotus off his hand, and pulled him to run to the shore.

It's a pity that it was too late. Su Ruan arbitrarily pulled out a karma red lotus that only bloomed once in a lifetime, and ate all eighteen lotus seeds. He committed a heinous crime, and heaven will punish him.

The small black hole at the root of the red lotus suddenly had a sudden increase in suction, sucking both Su Ruan and Daji in in the blink of an eye.Then the red lotus returned to its place automatically, bloomed for a quarter of an hour, and then burned automatically, as if it had never appeared before.Only the water in the pool that disappeared for no reason tells that something abnormal happened here...

ps: The first scene is a bit longer, but in order to explain the character of the protagonist, the cultivation method, the reason for time travel, and the cheating method, some things must be explained clearly!