the last witcher

The shrew in the courtyard was doing a bit of mischief, and suddenly she let out a loud "啦", and lost her breath. This time, the people around her were all pissed off. After all, the sloppy old man just said that within three days, he would let this shrew come to beg him. It didn't even last 10 minutes, and the shrew was overwhelmed. To paraphrase the storytelling, the people around could only describe the sloppy old man as "convinced orally, take away and admire".

After all, there are people who have a good relationship with the shrew in the crowd watching the excitement. After seeing the shrew getting angry, a few people ran over immediately, pinching some of them, stroking their backs, But the shrew just couldn't wake up, not only did she not wake up, but her face also started to turn blue, judging by the situation, if the shrew couldn't wake up, she would be suffocated to death in a while.The group of helpers were so anxious that they were sweating, but they couldn't make the shrew regain consciousness. This nima really complied with the old man's words.

When everyone outside was busy around the shrew, the sloppy old man walked over quickly, "Get out of the way!" After shouting loudly, except for the person supporting the shrew, the others Everyone dodged aside obediently, this old man was worthy of this shrew, he went up to the position of the heart and gave a tiptoe, kicking it was not counted, and he twisted it hard.

Just as the old man finished twisting his feet, the shrew woke up with a cry of "Oh", and then spit out a large mouthful of thick phlegm, which was still mixed with a lot of blood.I was far away, so I couldn't see it very clearly, but the people who supported the shrew hurriedly covered their noses with their hands, probably the smell of the phlegm was quite unpleasant.

"You keep on messing around!" The old man said to the shrew without any sympathy, "What's wrong with me?" The shrew seemed to have forgotten what happened just now, maybe this kind of woman often has a bad memory. "If this priest hadn't saved you, you would have been suffocated to death." "You have to thank him very much." "Yes, yes." "You see, the monk has a compassionate heart." "Hurry up Thank you." The people around the shrew hurriedly explained to her, the shrew glanced at the sloppy old man, looked around again, then crawled with difficulty and knelt down to the Taoist priest, "Thank you for your great kindness , I kowtow to you." After finishing speaking, he was ready to kowtow to Wang Daoren.

The sloppy old man blocked the opponent's head with a wine gourd, "Forget it, you can correct your mistakes if you know your mistakes, there is nothing good about it! If you have the heart, come and help." After speaking, the old man walked back to the house.The shrew struggled to get up, obediently followed Wang Daoren without any temper, and followed him into the house.

"The child in the room is currently being bumped into. If the poor Taoist intervenes too much, the grievances on the child will be scattered. This is against the harmony of heaven, so it is inconvenient for the poor Taoist to do it." Before the old Taoist finished speaking, the child The mother cried out with a "wow", "I beg you, save the child." "Yes, save the child." "Please." "Your adult has a lot." "Yes , Yes!" The people around also began to plead for the child.

"When did I say that I would not save this child, you people, jump to conclusions before I finish speaking." Wang Daoren raised his voice deliberately, and said to the people around him.Everyone heard that the sloppy old man would save the child, so they were relieved, and at the same time they all shut their mouths knowingly, waiting for the sloppy old man to continue. "You two," the old Taoist pointed to the two shrews in front of him, "What's the matter with the Taoist?" The two shrews asked in unison. Now no matter what this sloppy old man says, it will be respected as sacred by the people around him.

"There are two basins over there, each of you take a basin, go out to find a place where no one is around, sprinkle some urine in the basin and bring it back, oh yes, remember to urinate more, so as not to run out!" Wang Daoren As soon as the words fell, I found that the jaws of everyone, including me, dropped to the ground in surprise.

This shit is too obscene, is this what a practitioner said?Let me go, let the two middle-aged shrews go to pee, and they have to use a basin to continue, not to mention, they have to bring them back after peeing?Oh buy Karma and so on!The glorious image that this old man had just established in my heart disappeared without a trace in an instant, peat, this is too "long face" for me! "Taoist, what did you say?" The shrew who just followed seemed not to believe her ears, or maybe she thought she had just woken up and was afraid of the servant, so she asked the old Taoist, intending to confirm it again. "You two find a place where no one is around, piss in a basin and bring it back to me, do you understand?" The sloppy old man repeated it again, this time the king's voice was very loud, not only the people in the house I heard it, and many people outside the house also heard Wang Daoren's words.At this time, I found that the eyes of the people inside the house were more complicated, while the outside of the house was basically whispering.

How else can I say that I have a flexible mind? After thinking about it, this bad old man definitely has his own ideas. If he doesn't do something shocking, he won't be sloppy and old-fashioned.So I hurriedly explained to everyone: "Renren Wang is helping you out of your predicament, don't you believe in him? Ah!" To be honest, I am the first person who doesn't believe him. Do I still expect others to believe in him?But after spending so long with the boss in the imperial capital, I know exactly when, where, and what to say on what occasion.And what I said was flawless, no matter the time, place, occasion or the crowd, it was just right.It can not only cover up my ignorance, but also save the sloppy old man from the siege, and make everyone present believe in this bad old man again, and finally force the two shrews to take urine in a basin, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

"Understood, I understand." The little girl was the first to react and answered me. This is also the magic weapon why this woman can successfully hook up with men. This woman is amazing.This is the same as being really stupid or pretending to be stupid, but it's the other way around, that is to say, if you really understand and pretend to understand, this occasion requires her to pretend to understand.In my heart, I secretly praised this woman for her quick thinking. In reality, if this woman can be younger in her twenties, dress more coquettishly, improve her makeup, and match the most popular Qi b The little skirt is definitely the best choice for countless godfathers.Here is an extra point, compared to single-celled men, smart women first refuse to welcome, and then use various methods to satisfy the man's spiritual needs, and finally their sexual needs, while stupid women are the opposite.

to be continued