the last witcher

And that shrew, looking straight at the sloppy old man, found that the other party had no intention of continuing to speak, and followed the little lady resentfully, walking towards the hut in the courtyard.The same woman, the difference in life can be fully reflected at this moment. I dare say that as long as this little girl is willing, the silly old men who surround her will definitely not be next to the reinforcement row; As a woman, she can only rely on gossip and envy and hate for this little girl every day, but she doesn't know how to learn from others, so it is reasonable to live unsatisfactorily.No wonder the two of them started fighting when they met. The water has its source and the tree has its roots. There must be a reason for the two of them to fight. To paraphrase a classic line from Fan Wei, "We are both human, why is there such a big difference in being human?"

Because there were too many people watching in the courtyard, it was a tight squeeze. The two shrews went out and walked around, but they couldn't squeeze into the hut. In desperation, some big men came out of the house to push the two shrews Shoving and escorting allowed the two shrews to successfully complete the tasks ordered by the old Taoist.

For about a quarter of an hour, the two shrews pinched their noses with one hand and returned to the house with their own urinals in the other.The sloppy Taoist twisted his beard and issued the next instruction: "You two exchange the pots in your hands." After the two shrews stared at each other with wide eyes, they reluctantly put the pots full of their own urine in their hands. After seeing the exchange between the two of them, the sloppy Taoist continued: "Go into the back room and pour it out with your hands, first on the possessed child, and then on every corner of the house, anyone Don’t miss any corners, if it’s not enough, go pee some more in the basin, even though it’s the other party’s pee, remember to save it!”

I'm so embarrassed, this bad old man is too hurt, I thought to myself, after all, it is acceptable to pour my own urine, this damn let me put my hand in other people's urine, and then pour it out, this is really wicked up.I sneaked a glance at Wang Daoren, and found that the corner of the girl's mouth showed a smirk that was not easy to be noticed by others, that is, the corner of the mouth was slightly upturned. At this moment, I finally understood that this bad old man has 1 ways to help this child , I just used this method to manage it, shit!What the hell, I think I’m bad enough. Compared with this bad old man in front of me, I’m absolutely insignificant. He’s so bad to the bone, and the bad water is gurgling out. I can't hold it down.Fortunately, I listened to Fourth Aunt's words and didn't offend him, otherwise I must be the one who suffers now. It's okay, okay, thank goodness!

This time it is the turn of these two shrews to start troubles. If you listen to the old way, this thing is too dirty, and it is the filthiest thing in the body of the mortal enemy; if you don’t listen to the old way, according to the old way The implication is that the urine of the two of them can help the child in the house to return to normal, absolutely in a dilemma, riding a tiger.To use today's words, this shit is too cheating, there's no time to play, retreat~~~~!

"If the two of you plan to watch the child in the house die, don't splash it. I'll give you the solution. It's up to you two to do it or not." Preemptively, I blocked the retreat of these two people with words in advance, then continued to drink my own small wine, stood beside me, and waited with everyone to watch the excitement.

As soon as the two shrews gritted their teeth and became cruel, they started to splash out with their hands while holding the urinal, regardless of the inside and outside of the house.The moment the two of them put their hands into the urinal, Lao Dao pulled me out immediately, and the rest of the people also ran outside as if fleeing for their lives.It took less than a minute from the time the two shrews started pissing outside to the time when only the mother of the child was left in the house. This nima is too fast, and there is no crowding and trampling. What a talent.

After splashing in the living room, the two shrews went into the back room. After splashing some urine on the child's naked body, they found that there was not enough urine in the basin. Some went out and poured it until the bad old man told the two of them to stop. I don't know how much fake wine these two have to drink, and they can pee so much, admiration, admiration!As soon as the bad old man told them to stop, the two of them rushed into the washbasin of this family together, turned on the faucet and had a good rinse.I took a quick look and found that half a bar of soap can be used up by one person.I don't get it, what about it?Because I studied environmental engineering and chemical engineering at the beginning, I still have some research on human urine. In fact, in the urine excreted by humans, water accounts for 96%-97%, and the rest is urea, uric acid, creatinine, and ammonia. and other non-protein nitrogen compounds, sulfates and other substances.And Chinese medicine believes that human urine can be used as medicine.Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" records a variety of traditional Chinese medicines related to human urine, such as human urine, drowning Baiyi, and Qiushi.Its uses range from pulmonary impotence to hemorrhoids.Sun Simiao's "Qian Jin Yi Fang" said that "human urine is the main symptom of blood attacking the heart, and the main symptom is fullness of the abdomen", "black cow urine is the main symptom of thirst, jaundice, edema, beriberi, and difficulty in urinating".So there's absolutely no need for these two shrews to wash their pee-stained hands like that.But if you let me splash, I guess I can't do it, hehehehe!

When the two shrews were about to wash, the child in the house cried and called mother, and then saw that the mother didn't care if the child was stained with other people's urine, and directly hugged the child in her arms, mouthing from left to right. ah.I was lamenting the greatness of maternal love, when I felt my arm hurt, this bad old man pulled me out.

"Let's go now?" I asked puzzledly, "I'm still waiting for someone to bury the pot for you to cook." The sloppy old man answered me like this, let me go, you are really a living Lei Feng of the new era, the contemporary version My Guo Mingyi, Comrade Lei Feng can still keep a diary or something, you don’t even leave your name, you just flash away, this old man’s realm is really higher than mine, at least I can’t be as free and easy as him.

The sloppy old man walked quickly, and left the place where the accident happened just after a while.I think my walking speed is fast enough. After all, I used to exercise to improve efficiency when I was working at the boss's place.Therefore, whether a person's efficiency is very high can be reflected by his walking speed. It is a very simple but practical method, and fresh graduates must learn it.Ordinary people walk with me, and the people with me have to trot to keep up with my pace. This time, I was trotting to catch up with the old man. Nima, how fast he has to go, but I found out later that this The bad old way used the technique of Liuding Liujia at that time. No wonder people use walking, but I have to use running.

to be continued