the last witcher

The agreement was to meet at a certain restaurant at [-]:[-] pm. To show our sincerity, we took a taxi out at [-]:[-] pm. As soon as we arrived at the hotel, we found that the girl on the blind date was waiting at the entrance of the hotel with her mother. I didn’t know them. What time did the two arrive.As long as the private car was parked in front of the restaurant, both mother and daughter would stretch their heads to take a look, and when they found out that it wasn't, their faces would show disappointment. God knows why the daughter raised by this mother is so worthless.

After my brother and I paid the fare and got out of the car, people saw that it was a taxi, and the girl's mother's face drooped immediately, as if someone owed her hundreds of thousands.Out of politeness, my brother and I didn't want to have a face-to-face attack, so we had to bite the bullet and enter the hotel box.After the guests and hosts were seated, I handed over the menu. After all, she is the woman, so we have to be polite. Good guy, this mother and daughter are not polite. There are only four of us in a very ordinary restaurant. The dishes cost more than 800 yuan, and that’s not counting drinks and beverages. How the hell are we going to use the two of us as winners (our average monthly income here is more than 1000 yuan).I noticed that my younger brother was frowning, so I stepped on him under the table to signal him not to get angry, and continued to be courteous to the mother and daughter.

During the meal, the girl basically put her head down and ate, like a wind and a cloud, and didn't talk to us at all.Her mother tried to trick my younger brother, "What do the parents do? How many houses do they have? Do they have a car? How much does they earn a month? How much do you give as a bride price?..." Anyway, everything is fine. Linked to money, my brother is very helpless. After all, it seems too utilitarian to ask these questions when we first met. Went to make a phone call and told him to call my brother in 10 minutes, then went back to the box and continued to disgust the mother and daughter.

After 10 minutes, my brother's cell phone rang, and my brother left the room on the pretext of answering the phone. After waiting for 5 minutes, I excused myself to find my brother, and left the room, and then met my brother outside. Then he took a taxi and left the place of right and wrong, leaving behind the mother who planned to sell her daughter and the daughter who was foodie.I know that these two wonderful mothers and daughters will probably cry to death when they face their bills. After all, my brother and I didn't eat a bite of food, wow!

The third time was in Xiangping, and I accompanied a buddy on a blind date. It seems that I am almost becoming a professional blind date companion. In the future, any man who wants to go on a blind date remembers to call me. The fee is charged by the hour. Ho ho!

My buddy is relatively introverted, so he is quite old and doesn't have a wife, but his family is very wealthy. As far as I know, his assets are at least eight figures, and he can be regarded as the rich second generation. But this child is too low-key, and usually Li is always taciturn, and belongs to the kind of master who can't make a fart with three sticks, which leads to missing marriages one after another.Six people came from the woman's side, including seven aunts and eight aunts. It gave me the feeling that I didn't pay attention to this blind date, but a group of eight women came to join in the fun and take advantage of the man's meal.After the two parties entered the private room of the hotel, the guests and the host were seated separately. Before our side spoke, the girl over there started talking, "My last boyfriend's house has more than 100 square meters. A car of more than 20 yuan, earning more than 3000 yuan a month, his father is a civil servant, his mother is in business, if it is not yellow, he promised to give me a gift money of 800 yuan when he got married, and bought me a mink coat. Buy hardware (gold necklaces, gold rings, gold earrings, gold bracelets, gold bracelets)." The girl was talking nonsense here, and the group of accompanying aunts kept nodding, and after nodding, they continued to bow their heads vigorously. Eating, it looks like you haven't been to a restaurant in 30 years.This is not over yet, the girl doesn't care if my buddy's face is dark or not, let's go on and say: "I heard that your family is rich, just now my aunt came over early and saw it outside the hotel, you two are taking a taxi I came here, and the conditions are probably not much better. This proves that you can’t believe even the rumors. I still believe what I see. After all, seeing is believing. I don’t force you. Two hundred square meters, buy me a car worth more than 5000 yuan, and pay [-] yuan a month. Based on my appearance, you must be better than the previous one, and you can’t be worse than the previous one.”

I felt nauseous for a while, I guess my buddy's temper is not as good as mine, if I didn't hold him down desperately, I would dare to fly over with a teapot and directly beat and disfigure that girl.It seems that as long as the girl's makeup is removed, it will be disfigured. Isn't there a saying that "in the past, sulfuric acid was used to disfigure, but now disfigurement is enough with makeup remover!" He opened his mouth and said: "A house of 5000 square meters is in Xiangping City. If we include the decoration cost in it, let's calculate it at 100 yuan per square meter. A whole house will cost about 5000 million yuan." The other group of people didn't know What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd, but when I offered 30 yuan for a flat decoration, the group of seven aunts and eight aunts all nodded in agreement. After I saw that the other party agreed, I continued: "The car costs 10 yuan. Hardware, mink coat, and gift money, it costs 150 yuan, and if you include the wedding banquet and wedding expenses, you have to do it in a star-rated hotel. Let’s follow the minimum standard of 25 yuan. The car, the bride price, and the banquet will cost 150 million together, right?" I asked the opinions of all the women present.After seeing that group of people nodding their heads in agreement, I settled another bill for them, "Now find a young lady to take you out for a night out, that is, just do it all night. If we are here, we will do it according to the appearance. The ladies are all under the age of 150, and if they are pretty, they will cost about 360 yuan a night." As soon as I finished speaking, the people on the opposite side looked at me in surprise, because they didn't know what I was going to say next. What, I smiled, ignored them and continued: "According to the conditions you offered, if converted into cash, it should be 14 million yuan. If you divide this 150 million by three hundred, it is five thousand nights. Then divide 14 nights by 150 and five days, that is..." I quickly calculated the answer in my head, "It is [-] years, rounded up to [-] years, that is to say, my buddy took out [-] million yuan If so, it means that in the next [-] years, I can be a groom every night. Every night is a different woman, and every time I have a different feeling, whether it is the other party's skills or the voice of the other party, and my buddy can't demand The amount is so large, and I live by this thing every day. After all, the older people live, the less and less the demand for this aspect is. Basically, [-] million is enough for my buddy to play until he grows old." I haven't said anything yet. After finishing speaking, the complexions of the women on the opposite side began to change. I don't care what the other party thinks. Anyway, I look down on this girl from the bottom of my heart. If my brother finds such a woman as his wife, my brotherhood with him After all, I like to deal with smart people. Men who can find such wives seem to be fools. They are all fools. Why should I keep them?

to be continued