the last witcher

I didn't wait for the other party to get angry, and imitated that girl's attitude at the beginning, and continued to say: "If I marry you, I will have the same face every night, and it will be the same after removing makeup; Same, even if your voice is hoarse, and the voice of the young lady is different every time; every time your skills are the same, and you can't touch here or there, you don't need to worry about these things, think about it. You can play whatever you want; every month you have so many days that you need to rest, and the ladies who come out to do it don’t come to menstruation; every year you will get older by one year, you can’t stay under 25 forever, and Every time I can spend money to find a young and beautiful lady to play with, even if I am 50 or 5000 years old; every month you need beauty treatment, makeup, and body maintenance, and there is no extra cost to find a lady; the most important thing Yes, if my buddy takes care of a girl for a long time and pays four to 150 yuan a month for living expenses, they will also wash and cook for my buddy, and even have children. If you have a child, you don’t even need to register, and you don’t need to pay overnight fees. The other party can follow my buddy wholeheartedly. As long as you can get married, it doesn’t matter whether you get a certificate or not. In other words, the 150 million you offered is enough for my buddy to live here The city keeps changing young and beautiful women, at least for 14 years or even longer. During the period, you meet someone who is really suitable, and you can stay by your side without spending any money. You still lick your face here, bah, bah What the hell? What piece of meat on your body is worth 150 million?" As soon as I finished speaking, the girl on the opposite side burst into tears, and the group of seven aunts and eight aunts were also ready to start arguing against me. Attack, but my buddy's complexion has become delicate, rosy, and shiny. It seems that what I said really made him angry.

I didn't wait for those snobby old women to attack me, I picked up the phone in my hand, and called my wedding company's team, "Brother Dai, we're done talking, take us home." This is what I told the wedding team in advance. It was agreed, the main reason is that I am afraid of encountering this kind of girl, not to mention that I am a vengeful person, when dealing with this kind of person, I have to let the girl have a longer memory.After a short while, Brother Dai drove over in a 350-series BMW. To cheer me up, my brother even made an appointment with a Mercedes-Benz s[-], and it was a new car that had just been picked up. It didn’t even have a license plate. The buddies got into a car one by one, leaving the group of old women with their mouths wide open, watching the two of us leave in surprise.

Memories return to memories, back to reality, what the old man said is all true, why some girls are so unbearable now, I really don't know how to enlighten this old man.Stealing a peek at the old man, I found that Ya was just drinking one sip after another, and she seemed to have no attitude of controlling the old man at all. In desperation, I thought about it for a long time, and finally found a small joke to relieve the current depressive atmosphere.

"Master, what you said is absolutely right, let me tell you something interesting." After seeing the old man nodding, I continued: "In a certain village in the south, there was such a couple. Within six years, ten children were born. The first nine were girls, and the last one was a boy." After hearing my words that I had given birth to ten children in 16 years, the old man was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.I looked at each other and smiled, and then continued: "At that time, family planning was strictly controlled, and this family was a serious violation of national policy, so the couple threw their daughters to their parents and went to work in hiding. For the specific situation, you can refer to the skit "Superborn Guerrillas" played by Huang Hong and Song Dandan. In 16 years, the house, land and the little money earned by the couple's family were confiscated. Living outside, having no fixed place to live, and raising children is extremely hard work. After giving birth to the youngest boy, the couple under the age of 40 all look like people in their 60s. People in the village bully them Because their family is poor, anyway, this family has been blinded and bullied, but Feng Shui turns, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, and another ten years later, the eldest daughter married the owner of a factory along the coast, and the second daughter married To a member of the Local Taxation Bureau in another place, when the two sons-in-law went home to visit their father-in-law and mother-in-law at the end of the year, they found that the family was too poor, so they used the money to buy a small three-story building for the old couple, and then the third daughter married to a foreigner. The son of a township cadre, the fourth daughter married to Shanghai. The dowry of these two daughters alone is enough for the old couple to eat for a lifetime. The fifth daughter is more intelligent and good at studying. She married an elite person from an IT company. The sixth daughter married a foreign Chinese, and the seventh daughter married the son of a regiment commander in the army. At this time, no one in the village dared to underestimate this family. After the eighth daughter married a powerful local civil servant, their family It can be said that he became famous in the local area. When the ninth daughter married a second-tier star in the entertainment industry, this son became a rich second generation in one step." After I finished telling this story, the old man also laughed. What I want is This effect.

After listening, the sloppy old man put down the wine gourd, and sighed with emotion in a low voice: "The world is getting worse, the world is getting worse!" After he finished speaking, he looked the old man up and down, and continued to say, "It's a pity that you are rich in this life. I didn’t make good use of it, thinking that you are an honest person, and your child has filial piety, it’s due to you and me to have today’s fate, in a while you take us two to collect the boy’s soul, and I will kill you afterwards What do you think about opening your treasury and guaranteeing your luck in the next year, making money abundant and old enough to depend on?" After the sloppy old man finished speaking, I was terrified, when did this old-fashioned old man become so kind-hearted?Good guy, just touch the upper and lower lips to open the treasury, right?After all, I am also engaged in this industry, and I know how difficult it is to open a person's financial treasury. Let's not talk about it, let's talk about Brother Cao, who can only transfer his luck after he is 40 years old. That is to say, after Brother Cao is 40 years old, his wealth It is only possible to open the treasury. Could this old man be able to open other people's treasury so easily?I have to get to know this well.

After the old man surnamed Liu heard that he could make a lot of money and grow old, he thanked him repeatedly, and hurriedly put on his old down jacket, and immediately prepared to lead the two of us to the fish pond. "Not busy, it's not time yet. When the time comes, it's not too late for us to go." The old man pinched the wine gourd and said to the old man unhurriedly.And I am not much interested in catching the dead soul at this time, but put all my thoughts on how to open the treasury. After a while, I could see how the old man opened the other party's treasury, and I waited again full of joy.

to be continued