the last witcher

It was the story of when Deng Cuicui was 13 years old, the disciples of Maoshan invited the incredible Die Xianer, and Deng Ziming had no choice but to clean up the story of Die Xianer himself.

Originally asking Die Xian to be one of the forbidden techniques in Maoshan, it was because of this incident that Die Xian's technique of supporting spirits became one of the forbidden techniques in Maoshan.

In fact, to put it bluntly, I didn't blame the four little Taoist priests at the time, after all, everyone was curious.

The cause of the incident was that a little Taoist priest went to pray for a big family at the foot of the mountain at the beginning of the new year, and happened to see an object of a dish fairy on the table of the family. Children ask long and short questions.

The owner of the house also saw that the little Taoist had a special liking for Die Xian's items, so after paying the salary, he gave him the set of Die Xian's items.This little Taoist is very happy, think about it, a fourteen or five-year-old child practices and meditates on the mountain every day, and there is nothing to play, let alone something to do. A new gadget, and the other party gave it to him for free, wouldn't he be so beautiful that all the snot bubbles would flow out?

So, after the little Taoist thanked the owner with great gratitude, he packed the planks and plates properly, and went back to the mountain in a hurry.

That night, the little Taoist priest and his fellow disciples began to study the objects of Die Xian. After researching and studying, these dolls were going to give it a try to see if they could invite Die Xian.

I also said in the article just now that if ordinary people play Die Xian, they will not succeed in ten to one, unless they choose the right time, that is, the time when the yin is heavy, and among these few players, there must be There are people with negative physiques, and these few people who play Die Xian have a certain foundation. It is not the first time to play. The above points can be said to be indispensable.

But this time is different, this time several people are Taoist priests, no matter how old they are, at least they are majoring in this aspect.This is somewhat similar to ordinary players who play games. Amateur players and professional players are the same. Those who have never played Disc Fairy, or those who do not play often, are ordinary players. They often play, but they do not take this as their main business. As for this group of little Taoist priests, they are all top professional players.

Although this group of little Taoist priests is also the first time to come into contact with Die Xian, a new object, but after all, their foundation is there. They know how to invite gods, and they know how to restrain yang energy. The method of raising the mouse to escape from the sun, these are incomparable to ordinary players and amateur players.

In order to ensure a successful first time, these little Taoist priests can be said to have a clear division of labor. One little Taoist priest stayed in the room to calculate the best time, and the other two young Taoist priests began to look for dark places in the back mountain. , who is also the little Taoist priest who brought back Die Xian, continued to study the objects in his hand.

After tossing for more than an hour, the calculations, what to find, and what to prepare were all ok, and then the four little Taoist priests came to the darker place they had just found, and looked around. They found that there were no idlers around, so these little Taoist priests were ready to invite Die Xian.

Since it is a supporting role, I don't remember the name, but it can't always be called Little Taoist A, Little Taoist B, no matter how young it is, it is still a role.So, I collected the names of four readers from the reader group, and put them on these four little Taoist priests. Memories, crotch, toilet paper! When you put it together, you can recall the toilet paper in the crotch. It’s so joyful, haha!

Immediately, I placed all the objects of Die Xian neatly in the crotch, and recalled that I started to light candles around. Of course, according to the directions of the innate gossip, I lit a few white candles in the places with the most yin at the moment, and put the dishes on the toilet paper. In the center of the board, Chaochao saw that everything was ready, and began to greet the other three people to invite Die Xian.

The four people sat down in the order of east, west, north and west, with their left hands pinched as sword fingers, and the index finger of their right hand was placed on the plate, but they just touched it without exerting force, and then the four began to invite the dish fairy at the same time.

Since inviting gods is the most basic homework of Maoshan, these four people easily invited Die Xian.

The formula is as follows: "The sky is dark, the earth is dark, where are all the fairies? Maoshan disciple Chaochao recalled the crotch toilet paper. Tonight, I would like to use a few clear candles to invite the three mountains and five mountains, five lakes and four seas, all the immortals in the world. Shaking the heavens and the earth, calling the wind and calling the rain, Kowtow to invite all celestial beings to come down and sit in town. The world of ten directions, up and down, empty, everywhere, everywhere, return to this plate, listen to my order, and respectfully invite all celestial and immortal families to come and come quickly. Tonight, I invite all celestial families to come and sit in town. Answer all questions, what you say is true, and help us get what we want, mortals super recall the toilet paper in the crotch and pray again and again."

Here is a brief introduction to Die Xianer who was invited here, saying that Xianer is for the sake of being nice, but what is really invited is completely different from person to person.

Some people have a strong yang energy, and those who can be invited are the mountain gods, the little fairies around the land, etc.; Cunning, in the process of inviting Xian'er, you can't be free of distracting thoughts, but worry too much, and it is not impossible to invite a toilet girl in the end.

Depressed, I have to popularize science here. The toilet aunt is also called Sangu, Zigu or Qigu. She is in charge of the toilet, also known as the toilet fairy. As for the origin of the toilet fairy, there are different opinions. The most popular one is Tang During the reign of Wu Zetian, a concubine who was killed by the eldest wife in the toilet was pitiful, so God canonized her as a toilet fairy; When she was conferred the gods at the end, she was conferred the title of Sangu and was in charge of the toilet.

No matter how the other party became the toilet fairy, at least the end of offending the toilet fairy is that when you go to the toilet, you either drop your mobile phone or wallet into the pit. Toilet paper, there is only a copperplate color picture magazine left, if you think these punishments are not serious, next time you go to the tuba, the only thing left for you may be sandpaper, so it is better to be a low-key person.

Gossip less, the book follows the text.The ones mentioned just now are all fairy houses that ordinary players can invite. This time, these four little Taoist priests, Chaochao, Memory, Crotch, and Toilet Paper all have a bit of spiritual power. The names together make me laugh.

What is the stuff that the four of them invited together?No one knew, but just after the four of them had finished chanting the curse, they saw the plate in the center of the mantra began to shake violently. The four of them looked at each other in disbelief. look.

to be continued