the last witcher

"The crotch, don't move around." Chaochao first suspected that the crotch was playing tricks. After all, among the brothers, the crotch belonged to the group who looked like a bad guy.

"I'm Ciao, you're a thief calling catch a thief, when did I move?" He replied with a tangled crotch, but his fingers were still on the plate, because it would be disrespectful to take your fingers away rashly after you came to Xian's house , Xianjia was very angry, and the consequences were serious!

"Okay, okay, you two quarrel when you are not together, let me declare first, I will never move, how about you?" Recall first persuaded the fight, then wiped himself clean, and finally pointed the finger at the toilet paper.

"Heaven and earth conscience, whoever moved just now will be hit by thunder." The toilet paper does not seem to have moved, otherwise it would be impossible to make such a vicious oath. For a Taoist priest, it is quite Like the catastrophe of extinction, it is really urgent to make such a poisonous oath.

These four people look at me and I look at you. Although it is winter, they are all sweating, because everyone knows each other well. If we don’t move, there is only one possibility--really please Come to Xianjiaxi.

"What are you doing?" 13-year-old Deng Cuicui got out of the grass at some point.

"Junior Junior Sister, just watch, don't come here." Recalling was the quickest to respond, if this matter was stabbed by Junior Sister to the master, they would all be unable to eat and walk around.

"Little Junior Sister, why don't you come over and play with the Senior Brothers?" The super-absolute villain made it clear that he wanted to drag Deng Cuicui into the water.

"Junior Sister, don't listen to Chaochao, look at his wretched appearance, he is not a good person at first glance." It was the crotch who was even more wretched than Chaochao who spoke.

"Okay, don't talk about it, little junior sister, let's see some senior brothers play an interesting game for you." The sanitary napkin still uses the seductive method.

"Okay, okay, you guys play, I'll watch." Deng Cuicui didn't care too much. She went to the back mountain to find his father just now. It seemed that Deng Ziming was looking for something in the warehouse. After the name, Deng Ziming asked Deng Cuicui to go back first, and he would go back after finding what he was looking for.As a result, on the way back, Deng Cuicui saw a candle flickering here, so she followed the faint light to find it.

"Then let's start." Toilet paper is the oldest, among the brothers, he is considered a big brother, so he asked everyone.

"Then I'll ask first." Chaochao couldn't wait any longer, he had to go down the mountain to get back this object, so he had to ask first.

Everyone didn't say a word, they stared at Chaochao together, which meant to fart quickly.

"How many wives can I marry in the future?" After Chaochao's first question was asked, the brothers were so overwhelmed that they fainted.You don't ask so many unknown questions, but you ask how many wives you have, you are too perverted.

But before everyone's contemptuous eyes drifted over, they saw the plates in their hands begin to move slowly.First, it stopped at the position of the word "one", and then slowly moved to the position of the word "one". The combination is one.

"Ci'ao, I'm such a handsome, beautiful man in Yushu Linfeng, do I have a wife in this life? I have to have several lovers or something." Chaochao muttered dissatisfied.

At this moment, something even weirder happened. The plates under the fingers of the people started to move again, first they moved to the word "you", then to the word "love", then to the word "person", and finally stopped at the number "Two" above.The combination is "the lover two", which roughly means that besides his wife, Chaochao has two lovers in this life.

"That's about the same." Chaochao seemed to be very satisfied with the result, he was not afraid of exhausting himself, hey, he really answered the sentence "Death under the peony flower, even being a ghost is romantic."

In fact, I originally planned to write about living for x, dying for x, and working hard for x all my life; suffering from x, being cheated by x, and finally dying on x; horizontal comment: No x pain!But I am afraid of being harmonized, so I understand the top one.

"It's my turn, it's my turn." Not giving up the toilet paper at all, she immediately yelled that it was her turn.

"Quickly ask, Momo Haw is like a bitch." The crotch said a little dissatisfied because he didn't grab the second place.

"Can I be the head teacher?" Toilet paper has a lot of official addictions, and it actually covets Deng's self-named head teacher.

The plate on the shackle board moved again, first stopped on the word "No", and then stopped on the word "Neng".The two words "can't" are connected together.

"Damn it, I'm so talented, my bones are amazing, I'm almost like a three-flower gathering, I'm definitely a rare Taoist talent, and it's really unreasonable for me to be the head teacher." The toilet paper was indignant muttered.

"Then who among us can be the head teacher?" Just before the crotch was about to ask a question, Toilet Paper rushed to ask again. Relationship, really delicious than dumplings, smarter than toilet paper, haha!

The few words Die Xian stopped this time were "all", "no" and "yes", which made everyone present feel very depressed.

"Just ask some useless questions, and I'll just ask, who is the most handsome among us?" It seems that this question has troubled Pants for many years, because he always thinks he is handsome, quite handsome, that is very, very handsome, So he asked an even more useless question.

Die Xian's answer this time is so interesting, it is still three words, "all", "yes" and "well".Deng Cuicui, who was watching from the side, couldn't stop laughing.

"Who is the most wretched?" Since you can't tell who is the most handsome, at least you know who is the most wretched. Anyway, the idea of ​​underpants is really different from ordinary people.

The plate continued to move rapidly, and this time the words were "half", "jin", "eight" and "two". After seeing these words, Deng Cuicui laughed until her stomach ached.

"Tell me about you prodigals, let me tell you what is good about you, and look at the question you asked, ah! It's so embarrassing, Die Xian, when will I be rich?" Recalling asked a seemingly more vulgar question. For the problem, I saw that the plate started to move from the word "two" and stopped twice, the first time it stopped at the word "poor", and the second time it stopped at the word "force".

"Who the hell is making such a joke with me? I'm going to fight you." Memories yelled angrily, and the rest of the people blushed, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear that Memories would kill themselves .

I want to make everyone laugh in this chapter. At the beginning, these little Taoist priests asked trivial questions. Therefore, I designed some questions and answers according to the personality characteristics of readers. You can read them and don’t take them seriously. , you are plagiarism!

to be continued