the last witcher

These brothers asked a bunch of useless questions, and at the same time they were ridiculed by Die Xian'er enough, so everyone learned from the painful experience and started to fire on some valuable questions.

"Are there really gods in the world?" Chaochao first asked,

"Yes", the plate is fixed on the word "Yes".

"Do people really enter the six realms of reincarnation after death?" asked the toilet paper

"It depends."

"Then is there any reincarnation?" Toilet paper continued to ask unwillingly,

"Have".

"Is it really rewarding to do good deeds?" Memories began to ask,

"Everything is destined."

"What do you mean?" The memory didn't understand,

This time the plate didn't move, but stayed quietly on top of the word "定", which made everyone confused.

In fact, I later discussed this issue with many colleagues. The general saying is: When Die Xianer cannot describe a thing with simple words, or something beyond its ability, it will either choose to stay still. or it will keep moving, giving irregular and meaningless text expressions, maybe it wants to let the person who invites Die Xianer know what is meaningless, or what is unable to be explained in words, maybe That's right!

"Will the master find out that we invited you?" Pants asked the most reliable question,

"Yes", the answer given by the other party made everyone a little numb.

"Then you didn't say it earlier." The underpants were a little anxious,

"You didn't ask", the other party's answer was still concise, and it made everyone speechless.

"How will the master punish us?" Chaochao was also very scared, so he had to ask clearly about the type of punishment before making plans,

This time the plate stayed on the word "ask" again, without any sign of wanting to move.

"My time, this Nima is too evil. Every time it asks a key question, it doesn't answer. Doesn't it mean to make us anxious." Chaochao said angrily.

"Don't worry, let's take our time, maybe we can ask something that is useful to us." Memory recalled that Chaochao would withdraw his finger in a rage, so he quickly stood up to smooth things over.

"Die Xian'er, what is the purpose of human life? Is it just to dress and eat?" Pants asked a philosophical question.

"Each according to what they need", Die Zi answered this question for the first time, and the answer was very ingenious, so ingenious that when I heard this, I felt that the pen fairy invited by the little Taoist priests this time was definitely a big one. intelligent creatures.

My name is Jia Shu, and I am 31 years old. I have summed up the following two points of experience in 31 years: first, people live for profit; second, the relationship between people is to use and be used.

I also have my own point of view when dealing with this world: the strong will eat the weak, and the fittest will survive;

All of the above, the invited Die Xian’er summed it up with a sentence "take what you need", so I can't help but admire the high IQ of this creature, and at the same time lament that human beings are really too small, not only small but also arrogant , always pretending to be the master, not thinking about anything in return, just blindly taking and destroying, don't you know that in the eyes of other higher creatures, we are the most pathetic ants.

"Can I ask a question?" Deng Cuicui asked in a low voice,

Before the super four could answer, the plates in their hands began to move quickly, and the answer they gave was actually "yes".

"I miss my mother. Is she okay there?" Deng Cuicui asked with a choked voice. It's no wonder that she has never seen her mother since the day she was born, because when her mother gave birth to her , left our world due to hemorrhage, so for so many years, Deng claimed to be both a father and a mother, and brought up his precious daughter.

Seeing that other children have mothers, but she does not, Deng Cuicui is very sad, but she can't say it, because she is very considerate of her father, and knows that if she asks, it will only make her father more sad. Therefore, Deng Cuicui At a very young age, you know how to observe words and emotions, never say what you shouldn't say, never do what you shouldn't do, and never ask what you dare not ask. The psychological age has long exceeded that of children of the same age.

Seeing Die Xian'er appearing today, Deng Cuicui finally mustered up the courage to ask a question that had bothered her for a long time and was also the question she wanted to ask the most.

The plate shook slightly for a few times at first, and then quickly moved across the plank. Everyone held their breath, for fear of missing any word. When the plate stopped on the word "Nian", it finally stopped moving.

Everyone hurriedly read out the words that the plate stopped just now, "Mother is well, she loves you very much, she has been reincarnated, please don't read it."

When she heard that she loves you very much, Deng Cuicui's tears couldn't stop shedding. When she heard the last sentence, Deng Cuicui couldn't control her emotions anymore, she squatted on the ground and cried bitterly.

Chaochao and the other senior brothers planned to persuade the little junior sister, but after thinking about it for a long time, they didn't know what to say, so they let Deng Cuicui completely vent the feelings that had been suppressed for many years.

When Deng Cuicui changed from crying to sobbing, the plate actually started to move by itself, and the four words she gave were "don't be sad". The four of them were so scared that they were suspicious of each other again, thinking that it was the other's hands and feet. But suffering from no evidence, these people started the game of question and answer again with their own ghosts.

"How can we become immortals?" Memories first raised a difficult question,

Unexpectedly, Die Xian'er's answer was even more classic, "You have nothing to do."

"If we can't become immortals, what can we become?" Toilet Paper asked the next question in a self-deprecating manner.

"A headless ghost." Die Xian'er gave an astonishing answer.

"My time, headless ghost, what are you kidding?" Toilet Paper was a little angry, but he had nowhere to vent his fear, so he could only vent his fear with words.

"Then how did I die?" Chaochao actually intervened in this topic,

"Headless Ghost".Die Xian'er seemed to recognize these four words, and gave the same answer again.

"I'm sub-Ao, I can't make a mistake." Chaochao said very tangled,

"What about me?" The crotch also aroused curiosity,

"same".It seems that Die Xian'er omitted two words this time.

"Me too?" Memories also began to tangle,

"Same"

"Yes, the four of us are all headless ghosts. According to what it means, they should be beheaded together?" recalled a little depressed.

"Who will die with you, shameless." Chaochao replied angrily.

Just when recalled half-jokingly said that sentence, the plate moved quickly a few times again, following the track of the plate, everyone couldn't help but gasped.

Because those words are connected together, it means "they were indeed beheaded at the same time!"

to be continued