the last witcher

"Aren't you mistaken? They were beheaded at the same time." The toilet paper didn't take it seriously, but it felt awkward, so it was the first to speak.

"Who on earth made such a joke? It's not funny at all." Memories seems to have found a good reason to keep her inner peace.

"If you want to die, you can't die with someone like Chaochao." The underpants seem to be only concerned about this matter, ignoring the fact that they will die.

"Who the hell is going to die with you? You think it's beautiful." Chaochao seems to think more beautifully. If he wants to die, he has to die on a girl's belly, with her crotch, vomit...

The four little Taoist priests didn't know that after a few years, they were indeed beheaded together under the banner of Yinhun Banner, but that was a long time later...

"Seriously, who was playing tricks just now?" Recall felt that the joke was a little too big, so he was about to try to pull his finger back from the plate while talking.

"Oh, I can't get my hand back." The memory is too surprised, how is this possible?

"I'm sub-O, and I can't pull my fingers back." The underpants also found this problem.

"Mine too." The toilet paper didn't run away either.

"You guys just fool me, yo! It's pretty fake. Oh, I'll go, I really can't take it off." Chaochao said to everyone very calmly at first, and when he found that his fingers were stuck to the plate, he broke into a cold sweat It flowed down her forehead.

"Who are you?" Until this time, these little Taoist priests began to have complete fear in their hearts, and this question couldn't help but pop up at the same time in their hearts, but they were quick to speak out in the shortest time.

The plate shook a few times at first, and then quickly moved to the word "I", giving everyone the feeling that it should be a question, "Me?"

"Who are you?" Chaochao also began to pay attention to this question. Although the other two little Taoist priests didn't say anything, they probably wanted to know the answer, so they sat there quietly, waiting for Die Xian'er's answer.

Die Xian'er felt that these few people asked a question at the same time, so after a short period of calm, he began to move quickly. "Eyes", "middle", "of" and "demon", "its", "he", "birth", "things" and "of" and "Buddha".

A few little Taoist priests gasped, knowing that this time the game was too big, and invited someone who could not be offended, but at this time, except for Deng Cuicui, no one's fingers could leave the plate, and the anxious people scratched their heads. But there is nothing to do.

"Let's try to ask it to leave." Toilet paper thought of a very good way, after all, Die Xian'er could send it if he could.

"Agreed." Chaochao was the first to agree, and the other two also nodded. Even Deng Cuicui, who was watching the fun, expressed support for these senior brothers to send the current Die Xian'er away. It can be seen that this time they I was really scared.

At this moment, the plate began to move rapidly again, and everyone connected the words together and said "I will not go back".

After reading, Haoxuan made these little Taoist priests piss their pants. Deng Cuicui didn't know where the courage came from, so she yelled: "I'll go find my father."

A few little Taoist priests saw the light and hope in an instant, and the punishment and the like had long been thrown out of the sky. At this time, they wished that Deng Ziming would arrive immediately and rescue them.

Before Deng Cuicui could run away, she felt her legs go limp, and she fell to the ground with a "plop". Everyone looked at Deng Cuicui in horror, but Deng Cuicui, who was sitting on the ground, shrugged and said, "I don't have any strength in my body. It's gone."

The small flame of hope that had just been ignited was ruthlessly stamped out with Deng Cuicui's words. Until now, these people have fully understood the sentence "It is easier to ask God to send God away!"

Speaking of this, I have to add one more sentence. Many readers have consulted me, saying that they want to buy some jade Buddha statues, or invite some Buddhist altars to take home. I have always persuaded them to give up this idea. It’s easier to give God away than it is.”

What I remember most clearly is that when I was young, there was a neighbor near my house who was very devout and worshiped dozens of Buddhas, as well as Baojiaxian, Grandma Hu and other gods.

Every time I enter her house, I feel very uncomfortable in my heart. I can’t say exactly why it’s uncomfortable. It’s uncomfortable anyway. And it’s not just me who feels this way. Many people of the same age who have been to her house say they are uncomfortable .Some are headaches, some are chest tightness, although the symptoms are different, they are all uncomfortable.

Logically speaking, with so many gods enshrined, the family will be safe and sound, but her family has a lot of troubles, one is sick today, one has an accident at work tomorrow, and the other loses money or something , Later, the family moved away, and after getting in touch, I heard that her child took drugs, which is really sad.

Some readers may say that this must be a crime committed in the previous life, but my opinion is that so many gods have been enshrined in vain. At the critical moment, you still have to rely on yourself, otherwise you will rely on the mountains to fall, rely on the water to dry up, in the end It's just a saying "It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself."

Therefore, I am here to warn those readers who would rather be trusted, if you can’t invite these gods, try not to invite them. Even I myself sometimes don’t know what the gods do. Take Pixiu as an example, It is said that this is the ninth son of the dragon, and it is most suitable to ask for money if it only eats and does not pull.

Old Jade Pixiu advocates the harmony of yin and yang, aiming at the imbalance of yin and yang. According to the physique of the wearer, looking for different old jade Pixiu can ensure the health of the body;

The wooden Pixiu is rich in accumulation and thin hair, especially suitable for people in the primitive accumulation stage. There is no obvious effect when wearing it at the beginning, and it takes several years to experience the ability of this Pixiu;

Ordinary stone Pixiu is suitable for people who are concerned about fear and evil. After all, the body is the capital of the revolution, and sleep directly determines whether the body is healthy. Therefore, wearing this kind of Pixiu can help sleep, at least slightly improve the health of the body. Sleep quality.

Obsidian Pixiu is the master of power, and it is generally used in officialdom. It is best to wear this material of Pixiu, which is beneficial to enhance interpersonal relationships and improve one's own image.It's just that there are too many fakes, this is really helpless.

There are also many kinds of materials for Pixiu, so I won’t explain them one by one here.

Pixiu alone can be subdivided into dozens of types, not to mention others. Therefore, unless you have a special understanding of the culture and connotation of the gods you invite, don’t invite some gods back easily, unless you want to find trouble for nothing. Son, that's all for now, the book continues with the text.

"It doesn't matter, I don't believe it when we started to give it away, can we still give it away?" The crotch is also angry, so if we can't negotiate it, let's use strong methods.

After finishing speaking, the crotch looked at the other senior brothers, and found that the proposal was acquiesced by everyone, so he raised his left hand towards everyone. After one, two, three, everyone began to make formulas and chant mantras, preparing to send Die Xian'er away.

to be continued