the last witcher

"The disciple of Maoshan Chaochao recalled the crotch toilet paper, and sincerely thanked the three mountains and five mountains, the five lakes and the four seas, all under the world, all the immortals, come to sit on the plate,"

"Pfft!" Almost at the same time, Chaochao and the other four spat out a mouthful of blood, which instantly stained the gills red.

At the same time, the plate on the shackle board moved quickly a few times, and the words connected together said, "If you have the ability, you continue to deliver."

"This is going to be bad." Memories said, clutching his chest,

"You still need to tell me, even a blind person can see it." Toilet Paper replied bitterly.

"Bie Nima is arguing, hurry up and find a solution." Chaochao seemed to be in a hurry, but he couldn't find a good solution.

"I have a chest pain." The underpants' answer was still so weird.

The plate seemed to have escaped the control of several people, and it began to move non-stop. Deng Cuicui, who was beside her, read every word in horror as the plate landed: "It was you who forcibly dragged my spirit body here to replace it. You answer questions, if you can’t find a suitable container for my spirit body, use something from each of you to repay all the questions I just answered. Who am I? I am a trade messenger.”

"What is a trade messenger?" Chao Chao couldn't figure out which kind of god or ghost it was.

"Don't look at me, I haven't heard of it either." Underpants answered with an annoyed stare at Chaochao,

"Who the hell is looking at you? I can't do it because I have a stiff neck." These two people were really enemies in the previous life, and they pinched each other when they met.

"Stop pinching you two, what time is this, really." Memories was speechless to these two people.

"Look, the plate is moving again!" The toilet paper pointed at the shackle board, and everyone stopped bickering, watching the plate move quickly on the shackle board again.

Regarding the trading envoy, the sloppy old man explained it to us in this way. Of course, what he said was a bit awkward, so I simply translated it.

The trade messenger is a kind of monster that trades with human beings. It uses to satisfy human curiosity to exchange equivalent things. In this incident, the trade messenger answers the questions of these people in exchange for being able to To have a body, if these four little Taoist priests cannot meet this condition, then use the lifespan of these little Taoist priests to make up for it.

And the most exasperating thing is how to decide the value of the question, which is completely decided by the trade messenger. Some difficult questions may be worth a peach to him, and some very simple questions require the other party to pay the price of their lives to know. .In short, I feel that the rules made by this girl are completely based on its personal mood, and there is no so-called clear price tag. Nima, the price bureau doesn't know how to control it.If he is in a good mood, you can ask him a hundred questions, and he will charge you a cabbage price. If he is in a bad mood, you can ask what his name is. Maybe he will ask for such a simple question. The lives of your entire family in exchange.

That is to say, the trading envoy does not play cards according to the rules at all. This is the scariest thing. What is even scarier is that you don’t know what to exchange for the other party’s answer, and often you ask the question, and it also answers. You will only know that there is a price to pay after you die, this shit is too hateful.So ever since I listened to the narrative of the sloppy Taoist, I have never touched Die Xian'er and Bi Xian'er again.

Die Xian'er's instruction this time is "I'll give you another joss stick of time to think about it."

Although it's winter and it's freezing outside, these little Taoist priests and Deng Cuicui are sweating coldly, because they know that if they still can't satisfy the trade envoy within a stick of incense, then the other party will What kind of things will be done, it really makes people shudder when they think about it.

In fact, if the trade envoy made it clear that if he could not give what he wanted, the lives of these people would be the price, this group of little Taoist priests and Deng Cuicui would not be so afraid. So I didn't tell this group of people clearly how I would treat them, but let them think wildly, which would be a bit too detrimental.

These people were really fooled by the trade envoy. Chaochao was afraid that the trade envoy would take his little brother or make him impotent, so he trembled in fright; his crotch was afraid that the trade envoy would make him wretched, so his face turned pale Pale; the memory is afraid of losing his future wealth, from a hard-working dick to a senior hard-working dick, thinking of this, the memory is so scared that he is about to cry; the toilet paper is even more frightening, he is afraid of himself The matter of getting hemorrhoids caused a lot of noise and became everyone's laughing stock, so I kept covering the position where the chrysanthemum was with the remaining hand.It is quite normal that Deng Cuicui is afraid of losing her father.

This is like a joke I have seen, a peasant woman went to the city with a basket of eggs to sell, in a secluded place, three burly men suddenly appeared, and gave the peasant woman to ooxx, after the end, the three The prodigal old man ran away, and the peasant woman got up and patted the dust off her body, and said disdainfully, "Just for this? You scared me to death. I thought they were going to steal my eggs."

None of the things these little Taoist priests are afraid of is reliable. To put it bluntly, it means that caring makes chaos, putting the cart before the horse, or vanity. Maybe it is, maybe it is not, anyway, I personally feel that these little Taoist priests care about things Quite unreliable.

Just as the plate was moving again, a shout came from not far away: "Where is the evildoer daring to run rampant in Maoshan?"

The person who spoke was none other than Deng Ziming who had returned from the warehouse.It was a coincidence that Deng Ziming had nothing to do during the day, so he made a divination. The hexagram was very ominous. Formation method, Sanmao Zhenjun was invited in the formation, and it was predicted that there might be abnormalities in Maoshan tonight. When I asked again, Sanmao Zhenjun had already left.

Deng Ziming didn't dare to take it too seriously. After all, something terrible happened in Maoshan, that is, on his own land. device for emergencies.

This didn't mean that my daughter came over right after I started looking for it. I had no choice but to arrange for her to go back first. I couldn't avoid a few more words of advice, and then continued to search in the warehouse.

After spending most of the night, I found a few things that were still in hand, and after taking them with me, I was ready to go back to my residence, waiting for the arrival of the big murder.

Just half way back, I found a heaven-defying evil rushing out in front of me, covering Maoshan in it. Deng Ziming Haoxuan was so shocked that he fell down. What the hell is it that can enter Maoshan , and revealed it with such fanfare, it really deceives me that there is no one in Maoshan.So he stepped up and came to the place where Chaochao and others invited Die Xian.

When he saw his daughter was among them, Deng Ziming couldn't help being furious, so he shouted loudly, and was about to fight to the death with the trade envoy.

to be continued