the last witcher

Brother Cao saw that I was coughing badly, so he took out a bottle of mineral water and handed it to me, "What are you coughing for? You can cough when you smoke, really. Listen to me, the terrain is like a lotus leaf. , surrounded by rivers, and the terrain in the middle is prominent, just like a blooming lotus.” Brother Cao said that it was not enough, and planned to start gesturing again.

"Cough, cough, brother Cao, you say what you want, don't gesture!" I'll put on my seat belt first, nothing is more important than my own life.

"Then this Lianhua Col was originally prepared for me by my great-grandfather. The problem is that my grandfather is also in the Feng Shui business. Why don't you use this place? You have to think that you can find a better place to bury his father."

I really want to be happy again, it's his father, that's right, the problem is your grandpa, can you talk like that?Well, I'm holding back!

"My great-grandfather couldn't hold back his son, so he gave this place to the Zhang family. Send it back, my great-grandfather has a word in advance, and I will be supported by the Zhang family in the future. No matter how prosperous the Zhang family is in the future, the Zhang family's The head of the household has to treat him like his own father.

The Zhang family agreed with a hundred heads at that time.After moving the Zhang family's ancestral grave, my great-grandfather became blind.Brother, let me tell you that this is the reward of the present world. The faster my great-grandfather's body is damaged, the faster the Zhang family's development will be.

Not long after the grave was moved, the eldest son of the Zhang family began to prosper. He first became a regiment leader, and within a few years he became a division commander.In the era of warlords in the Republic of China, being a division commander was so awesome. Not long after becoming a division commander, the eldest son of the Zhang family came back to show off.

The Zhang family has always treated my great-grandfather as their own father. After all, it is entirely due to my great-grandfather that their Zhang family is today.But this young man of the Zhang family doesn’t think so, why raise you a free-spirited old bastard, so when he came back, he said a lot of nasty things, if it weren’t for his mother, the witch, to persuade him, he would really have kicked my great-grandfather Kick out.

My great-grandfather didn't say a word. That night, I picked up a lotus flower bud from Zhangjiazu's grave and came back. After putting it away properly, it's time to live my life. I pretended not to hear what you liked to say.

No, after the young man of the Zhang family went back, he began to lose battles, and the division he was in charge of finally disbanded.After hearing the letter, the head of the Zhang family kowtowed and bowed to my great-grandfather.I reckoned that my great-grandfather was soft-hearted and didn't want others to be sad, so he buried the withered flower bone in the ancestral grave that night. "

I admire Brother Cao's imagination so much, and "I figured it out", I dare you to guess what your great-grandfather thought at the time, it's so weird!

"The Zhang family also admitted their mistakes here, and my great-grandfather's anger disappeared, and the eldest son of the Zhang family over there began to panic again. First he went to Zhang Zuolin's place to be the battalion commander, and after a while he became the brigade commander again. One year, he became an army commander. Did you know that he was promoted to three ranks in a row?"

"I know! I know!" I was afraid that Brother Cao would start gesticulating again, so I rushed to pick up the words, whether he knew it or not, I answered first before talking!

"Not long after, the young man of the Zhang family actually became the governor of Shandong Province and the commander-in-chief of the local army. You think my great-grandfather is amazing." Brother Cao stared at Ya's big eyes and waited for my answer.

"Are you talking about Zhang Zongchang?" In my impression, the warlords in Shandong during the Republic of China were surnamed Zhang. Fortunately, only Zhang Zongchang was left and there was no one else.

"Oh, that's right, why don't you say that your book is not in vain, the university is not in vain, you can guess who it is when I say the place, my brother, your ink is not in vain!"

Peat, I don't have the nerve to say that I'm a science student, and reading history is a hobby, and it has nothing to do with studying for a dime, and the ink is not free, why don't you say that I gnaw paper?

"Brother Cao, stop talking. I'll tell you about Zhang Zongchang. Listen to see if it's the same as what you heard." I was really afraid that Lao Cao would continue to make gestures when he got agitated. Why don't I tell you, I can do whatever I want, I don't drive anyway.

Seeing Lao Cao nodding at me, I began to say: "This old man is called a general who doesn't know how many soldiers he has, how much money he has, and how many aunts and wives he has. You can say he is confused, this old man is absolutely smart.

Let’s just say that when Ya was under Zhang Zuolin’s command, due to insufficient military expenses, this old man actually asked his subordinates to grow opium, and then made it into tobacco and sold it in various places. They were all mad, so they sent Guo Songling over there, called inspection, which was actually dismissal.

After all, Guo Songling graduated from a formal military academy, so he came to Zhang Zongchang's site to have a look, good guy!In the barracks, those who push Pai Gow, those who drink small wine, those who sing duets, and those who smoke opium, are the ones who don’t carry guns and fight. This makes Guo Songling angry, and they open their mouths to swear, "Ci Ao, your mother, This nima is also called the army, and the bandits are more powerful than you."

Zhang Zongchang saw that things were going to get worse, and the troops he had worked so hard to gather were about to be disbanded on the spot, so he immediately went up to meet him. He actually opened his mouth and said: "You are inferior to my mother, then you are my father." After speaking, he knelt down and bowed his head. "

"Haha, this old Zhang's son is really interesting." Brother Cao obviously didn't read this history, so he laughed out loud.

"Guo Songling is much younger than Zhang Zongchang, so he blushed a lot, and then Zhang Zongchang bribed him, so instead of dismissing Zhang Zongchang's troops, Guo Songling pleaded for Zhang Zongchang in front of Zhang Zuolin and Zhang Xueliang. You say this person is confused right, Brother Cao?"

"The eldest son of this family is really a crooked talent." Lao Cao was very happy after saying that. He guessed that the word crooked talent must have just been learned not long ago, and this time it can be regarded as a place to use it.

"You can call it crooked, but I personally think that Zhang Zongchang is a very quick-witted person. When encountering a situation, he is very calm, can immediately think of how to deal with it, and can resolve the crisis very well. This is enough for my brother My son and I have been learning for a while." Actually, I didn't have the nerve to say Brother Cao, you should learn from others, every time you encounter something, you have to be slow, and I am so depressed.

"The next paragraph is more interesting. It's about Zhang Zongchang's countless aunts and wives." I teased Brother Cao and said,

"Oh, I have to listen carefully to this." Men, they all have the same hobbies, cars, houses, girls, three eternal topics.

"This old man can have [-] or [-] concubines in his lifetime, which can really be regarded as a group of wives and concubines, so it is not wrong to say that his concubines can't count."

"Yanfu is not shallow." Lao Cao made a comment first,

"Listen to me, what are you going to say?" I muttered unwillingly,

"Speak, speak, I'll speak after you finish." Brother Cao didn't want me to stop here, so he hurriedly handed over the right to speak to me.

"There are two most interesting stories about these concubines." I rolled my eyes at Brother Cao, there is no limit to how obscene!

to be continued