the last witcher

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't be a fool." Brother Cao got excited when he saw my wretched little eyes.

I have to defeat Brother Cao first. I am so sad when Zhennima gets excited and then hits a big tree.

"One of Zhang Zongchang's aunts is called An Shuyi, and this person's uncle is quite remarkable, that is, An Zhonggeun who assassinated Ito Hirobumi." I told Lao Cao very seriously.

Lao Cao looked at me with a big mouth. He didn’t know which crop field I was talking about, An Zhonggeun and Ito Hirobumi. , This is the same as eating and sleeping with Doudou.As for friends who are interested in history, you can Baidu it yourself, they are all great people.

"This isn't fun, bro, let's have some fun." Brother Cao's eyes were full of expectation.

"Then how about two women serving one husband?" I raised my eyebrows and asked Brother Cao wickedly.

"It's not unusual. The head of a certain village in our city only has three wives, and four of them sleep together at night. I even pulled his wife." Brother Cao said disappointedly.

"I'm talking about all my sisters marrying Zhang Zongchang."

"Let's listen to this." Lao Cao was happy again.

"It's said that Zhang Zongchang's favorite in his life is his original wife, Yuan Shi. Every time he goes home, he has to hug and kiss Yuan Shi. He doesn't care about the evaluation of outsiders. You must know that it was in the period of the Republic of China. I have to say that in this respect , Zhang Zongchang is quite open-minded.

But the Yuan family has a younger sister. Because her older sister is married to Zhang Zongchang, she often visits her sister's house. Zhang Zongchang is also very kind to her. Of course, at first it was the kindness that a brother-in-law treated his sister-in-law.

Isn't there such a swear word, half of the ass called my sister-in-law belongs to my brother-in-law.There is nothing wrong with putting it in this place. After this sister-in-law was born into a big girl, she actually fell in love with her brother-in-law. It's no wonder this girl.

Brother Cao, Zhang Zongchang is said to be 1.8 meters five, about the same height as you, and looks about the same as you. They are all handsome and handsome. "

"Oh, I still know your brother well." Brother Cao was so rude that he accepted everything.

"Question, among the men that my sister-in-law has come into contact with, this brother-in-law is the one who is handsome, rich, powerful and armed. Moreover, Zhang Zongchang is very kind to his sister. It's okay to show off his affection in front of everyone. Let his little sister-in-law be very envious and jealous.

The sister-in-law thought about it, good things have to be shared with everyone, so she began to seduce Zhang Zongchang.You have to know that men chase women across mountains, and women chase men with layers of gauze. It’s just a matter of two people going back and forth, right, Brother Cao? "

"Understood, understood! Go on, go on!" Brother Cao continued my words excitedly, for fear that I would stop talking.

"The result was that the two sisters turned against each other and turned into fire and water. Zhang Zongchang was so troubled by these two women that he couldn't stay at home at all. Over time, he began to break the cans. This is why Zhang Zongchang married so many concubines later. In his heart Bitter, Brother Cao!"

"No, you're not him, how do you know that people are suffering, so many concubines are suffering." Brother Cao didn't hear my implication.

"How about it, is it interesting?" I asked proudly.

"It's not interesting at all, what's the point?" Brother Cao said unhappily, shaking his big head.

"Then listen to Zhang Zongchang's poem, it's definitely interesting."

Seeing Brother Cao's acquiescence, I began to read in a cadence: "In the first song "Ode to Lightning", I suddenly saw a fire sickle in the sky. I suspect that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke. If the Jade Emperor does not smoke, why is there another fire sickle?"

"Pfft!" Brother Cao couldn't help laughing, "It's so wet, so wet, haha, brother, continue!"

"The second song "You Taishan", from a distance, Mount Tai looks black, the upper part is thinner and the lower part is thicker, like turning Mount Tai upside down, the lower part is thinner and the upper part is thicker."

"I'm second, haha." Brother Cao couldn't take it anymore,

"There is another song "Untitled". If you want to ask how many women there are, I don't know how many there are. Yesterday a child called my father, and I don't know where his mother is.

Listening to "Song of Breaking Ice", I saw a crack in the ground, poured cold water and it would freeze, if it hadn't been frozen, who would have known there was a crack here!Let me add something special, it's so good to sew, so good to sew!

There is also a song called "Drought", I can't remember the name, the grandfather of the Jade Emperor is also surnamed Zhang, why do you embarrass me, Zhang Zongchang, if it doesn't rain within three days, first smash the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then bombard your mother with cannons!

There is also the first writer of "Soul Dan", you told me to do this, he told me to do that, what a bunch of big souls, they are all bastards.

There is another "Song of Snow", where things fly in the sky, and there are piles of things here and there.Could it be that the Jade Emperor built the golden palace, sifted lime, sifted lime.

There is also one who writes about pooping in the snow, the snow is falling, and the old raven gnaws on the bark.The wind is blowing buttocks are cold, it is better to stay indoors.

Listen well, this "Daming Lake" is definitely for Xia Yuhe, Daming Lake, Minghu is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, and the toads are screaming, gurgling, gurgling, gurgling, poke one Bounce.

Here comes "Baotu Spring" again, Baotu Spring, Spring Tubao, three strands of water, light gurgle, gurgle gurgle light gurgle!Talk to Han Fuquna: Baotu Spring is often boiled, but steamed buns cannot be steamed.Definitely have a fight. "

"Squeaky!" Brother Cao parked the taxi by the side of the road, he was so happy that he couldn't hold his breath, "I'm so happy, please let me have fun for a while, it makes my stomach hurt and I can't stand it anymore."

It's no wonder that Brother Cao is so happy. When I heard the history teacher talk about Zhang Zongchang's poems, our whole class was very happy.Moreover, the reason why I can remember this person seems to be because the poems written by this girl dare not say that there will be no successors. At least the "Pear Flower Style" is similar to this one, but there is absolutely no one who has such a long-lasting poem.

"I'm sub-Ao, the eldest son of this family is absolutely talented." Brother Cao laughed until tears flowed down, and couldn't help admiring the other party's crooked talent.

"It's interesting, isn't it?" I asked Brother Cao with a smile,

"This is interesting, is there any more?" Brother Cao rubbed his belly, started the car and continued to drive back.

"It's really gone, let's continue talking!" You can't say no, just have fun for a while, if you keep playing, you can drive home in one lifetime.

"Where the hell did you say that? I forgot to laugh." Brother Cao turned his head and asked me,

"I can't remember either, I just think about Lao Zhang's doggerel." I tried my best to recall what Brother Cao said just now.

"Then let me start again. My great-grandfather was in the north during the Guangxu period, so he was quite a character." Brother Cao proudly resumed his story.

"I remembered, I remembered." Oh, I would go crazy if I told the same story twice, "It's about the place where he was the governor and commander-in-chief of Shandong Province." My good memory is purely to let Brother Cao was forced out.

"Yes, yes, yes, that's the point. I...I...I'll think about what's going on later." Brother Cao scratched his head and began to recall hard.

to be continued