the last witcher

I struggled to find out that the oncoming bus was not a big city bus, but a private passenger car.

Some readers may not understand what a minibus is. Let me briefly explain: Many third-tier cities have this kind of minibus, also called a minibus. Its volume is one-third of that of a large bus, but its capacity is comparable , is entirely private in nature.If the other party doesn't fill up the car completely, they won't be reconciled, no matter if they are sitting or standing, it's just so crowded, shit, it's so depressing!

It’s a small passenger car, which I recognized. The problem is that there is no seat on the car, and even the aisles are full of passengers. Even so, the conductor is still trying to solicit business, “Go to the city station It’s only two yuan, get on the bus quickly, get on the bus quickly, there is still a seat, and it will take 15 minutes to get off the bus.”

When the little passenger drove up to us, the conductor excitedly asked us who were waiting for the bus: "Are you guys going to get on? There are still seats, there are still seats."

A big aunt in your position, such a big car is already crowded with people, why should I go in and lie on top of other people's heads?This Nima is not India, as for making it so horrible?

Brother Cao was probably tired from walking, so he walked into the car regardless of 21, but I grabbed him down.

Looking at Brother Cao who was confused, I said helplessly to Brother Cao: "Either take a taxi or wait for the next bus." This is the truth, I really don't want to lie on his head!

"There are no taxis in this area. You have to get on the bus or wait another 15 minutes, and there will be no seats on the next bus." The conductor reminded us very "kindly".

I smiled and shook my head at the conductor, feeling really angry for no reason.Your uncle, I don't believe that if you have money, you can't get a taxi.The conductor gave me an angry look, and then asked the driver to increase the gas pedal, leaving behind black smoke all over the floor.

"Jia Shu, this area is not the starting point for Xiaoke. It's very difficult to get a seat." Old Xu reluctantly told the truth.

Brother Cao nodded in agreement, and then said: "There are very few taxis coming here, it's too remote, only us can come here, besides, the five of us, even if we catch the return bus, they can't take it. , overloaded, then let the police car catch it, at least [-] yuan."

I'm so depressed, Nima, you two definitely discussed it, so you're talking about me.Looking at Chris and Lao Yu next to me, they seemed to be used to this kind of situation, so I gritted my teeth and said word by word: "Wait for the next class of customers, if you still behave like a bear, we Just get in the car."

After another half an hour, the next group of small passengers wobbled up to us, "There is a seat, there is a seat, hurry up, the next bus will take 15 minutes." I wonder if these conductors are all trained in a unified way, and they all shout the same slogans.

As soon as I went up, I realized that there was only one vacant seat in the last row of seats.

What I mean is to let Chris go in and sit, and the four of us old men can just stand.But Chris was unwilling to go in and sit down, and insisted on standing with us in the aisle. In desperation, Lao Xu sat on that seat.

Xiaoke can drive for more than half an hour, so I don't know what real depression is.This Nima almost stops after driving 300 meters. As long as there are people along the way, the conductor will greet the car desperately, regardless of the volume of the car. See what it means, if the car is not full. , the conductor will never let it go.

After driving for more than ten minutes, our car was really full, because the conductor didn't even call people up.Whenever someone wants to get off the bus, the passengers in the aisle have to get off part of the way first, and then the people who got off the bus can go down. Uncle Oh, where is the traffic police?

I'm regretting my decision right now, what the hell is taking a car, it's clearly eating dumplings.At the beginning, in order to make Chris stand more comfortably, she was asked to stand close to the door. Unexpectedly, the passengers who got on the bus later squeezed her back.The current situation is that it is redundant to put two feet on the ground. If you dare to lift your feet, I guarantee that you will have to stand on your own until the finish line. It's just so crowded.

I was thinking about it when I heard Chris yelling, "What are you doing?"

Following Chris' gaze, I saw the man behind her.He looks fairly fair and refined, and wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses like me.He is not tall, only about 1.7 meters. His eyes are quite big, but he is distracted. His lips are thin, his nose is small and his ears are small. He is wearing a school uniform. No matter how you look at it, he is just a student. Is this person a thief?

Because I was the closest to Chris, I squeezed forward and came to Chris's side, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

Readers, listen to me, why ask in a low voice.Thieves in China are very rampant. When they go out to commit crimes, they often form gangs. If you are alone, remember not to be head-to-head. It is easy to talk and negotiate with the other party. Thieves are also human. If you meet a good talker, you will usually return the money to you; If you go head-to-head, not only will you not get your money back, but your life will be in danger.

I still remember when I was in college, I once went out to take a long-distance bus. I was with the boss and the third child in the dormitory. They were all drowsy, and I was bored reading magazines.

Suddenly, I found that the man next to the boss in the dormitory secretly stretched his hand into the boss's arms.

"What the hell are you doing?" I asked the man loudly,

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, four or five gentlemen in the car stood up and stared at me.

"What's your relationship?" The guy who stole the wallet asked me without changing his expression,

"That's my elder brother." I was honest, and I answered whatever people asked.

"Oh, oh, it's okay, it's okay." The thief greeted the accomplice who stood up behind to sit down, and smiled at me, and the matter was over.

If I had yelled: "Catch the thief!" I guess I would have to go to the hospital to lie down at the lightest, so when you encounter a thief, you must not panic, you must learn to recognize it with emotion, and let it go with reason. The other party gives up stealing from you, or returns what has been stolen to you.

Seeing me pushing over, Chris said to me angrily, "This man molested me."

My brain buzzed at the time, and then I was quite happy, why?It's not the first time for the young master to catch a pervert, and he is quite experienced in this kind of thing.

When I was studying in the imperial capital, I was very curious about what the subway was, so I sat there alone after dinner, but that time I encountered a pervert and molested a female passenger.

I didn't know until I got to the subway that there are three things that make Chinese people stick together, foreign aggression, natural disasters, and the Beijing subway!

I remember there was a joke that Jiang Zi said, a middle-aged woman cried to another girl in the company that she had a miscarriage when she squeezed the subway by herself; the girl replied disapprovingly after listening, what's the matter, old lady Squeeze the subway, and you're so fucking pregnant!

Well, I wasn't forced to have a miscarriage, nor was I forced to get pregnant, but what the hell did I meet a pervert.

to be continued