the last witcher

At that time, I felt that I was rushed into the carriage by a turbulent flow of people, and I couldn't find the southeast, north, east, and west at all.When I regained my senses, I realized that I was trapped in the sea of ​​people, and it was even more difficult to move half a step than climbing to the sky.

I'm struggling here, and I found that there are people who are harder than me.A buddy dressed up as Te Ha Han, wearing a big windbreaker and a thick scarf, just like Bae Yong Joon in "Winter Sonata".

The problem is to pretend to be struck by lightning, which is an eternal truth.This buddy went out, but the bib didn't go out, and was squeezed back along with the flow of people.I just looked at her protruding eyes, and her tongue was so big, if it wasn't for how quickly she unfastened her neck with both hands, she might have been strangled to death!

It's not really weird, just when everyone around me was watching the joke, I saw a mother walking her child through the car window.

That's right, it's definitely walking the child. Who has ever seen a parent tie a red rope like a dog leash on the child, and the mother leads the child?Because I have a dog, I know that it is definitely a rope for tying large dogs, the kind of rope that goes through both front paws and buckles on the back, Nima, this is the legendary walking child, I It's an eye opener.

I was in a daze here, when I saw two brats pushing everyone away and running towards the car door, yelling that I was seated wrong while running, and everyone gave way to the two brats helplessly.It can be counted that the two brats ran out in time, but the uncle standing at the door could no longer squeeze in. Looking at the slowly closing car door, everyone in the car smiled evilly, okay, the four dollars spent It's really worth it, it's so fun!

I was having fun with nothing to do here, when I heard the warning bell of the subway closing.Fortunately, no one around me knows me, luckily!Fortunately!

Once you come, you will be at ease. I was alone in the crowd and observed this group of crowded subway people. After watching for a while, I found a very interesting phenomenon.

How to judge which position in the subway will get off early?The easiest way is to see you put your phone in your pocket, that’s the signal to get off the car, it’s tried and tested, haha, I’m so smart.

I forgot which station it was, and a very temperamental big beautiful girl in the carriage was twisting her buttocks and getting ready to go out, it may be because the ground is uneven (you know), or the heels are too high (the best weapon to grab the position) , anyway, when he walked to the car door, it fell gorgeously.It was a terrible fall, absolutely hitting the ground face first.

If you think that this elder sister will cry on the ground and wipe away tears, you are wrong. You can see that elder sister got up from the ground quite calmly, patted the ashes on her body, then glanced at the high-heeled shoes that fell off, and then put the shoes on She took it off and walked away with bare feet, leaving us, the audience, to whistle and applaud her non-stop. This Nima is so stylish.

I was having a good time, when I saw a girl across from me blushing and rubbing forward with a particularly tangled expression.

This aroused my great curiosity, what's the situation with Nima?I have to observe carefully, the four dollars can't be spent in vain.

Thinking of this, I hurried to the girl's side, for fear of missing a good show.But when I squeezed to that girl, I angrily found that the man's hand behind the girl was placed where it shouldn't be.

At first, I really didn't care, after all, in such a crowded carriage, who can pay attention to this detail, but I saw the helplessness in the eyes of that little girl, and following her eyes, I found the evil animal. big paws.At this moment, that paw is currently rubbing the little girl's buttocks, and that idiot man is enjoying the happy feeling with his eyes closed.

It's a pity that you will meet a tiger at the top of the mountain. You met the little grandfather today. I grabbed your paw with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, and slammed it on the bridge of your nose.

Don't look at how crowded the car is, but when someone really fights, he will immediately "hula" to make a space for you, which is definitely enough for me to do somersaults with that man.

That silly old man was squatting on the ground covering his nose and crying, and the little grandpa followed up with him. It was really a mindless kick. If the police hadn't arrived in time, the grandson would probably have been kicked by me. half dead.

After understanding what happened in detail, the police took me, the wretched idiot, and the little girl to the police station to make notes.

At that time, there should be no such term as sexual harassment in the law. Anyway, I was defined as overly defensive. That wretched and stupid man seemed to be fined and verbally educated. As for the little girl, I had a story with me later. talk.

I don't understand why, you can go whoring with money right now, why would you want to molest the female passengers in the car, what the hell.

Really, if you can't help but go whoring, you won't spend a lot of money, so why do such a thing, it's so embarrassing.Once caught, it will be ruined and the rats cross the street. I really don't know what those people think.

Speaking of this, I think of the conversation between the two uncles downstairs.Uncle A said to Uncle B: "Ci Aote, tell me about the time when we were young, the streets were full of prostitutes, but at that time, I was young, so I didn't think about it. Ci Aote waited for us to grow up Well, liberated, there are no more prostitutes. It can be regarded as looking forward to the stars and the moon, so many girls are everywhere, and we are all old, and those things are all soft. Why do you think we are so useless in this life? ?”

As soon as Uncle A finished speaking, Uncle B gave a summary, "Isn't this just what the cross talk said, when you were young, you had evil intentions but not courage, and when you are old, you have all the evil intentions and courage. What the hell, the thief is gone!"

Speaking from experience, cheery applause is needed here!

After having these experiences, when I heard Chris say that a pervert sexually harassed her, I was absolutely excited. I must seize the opportunity of a hero falling from the sky to save the beauty.

Really, if the man with the black-rimmed glasses is a thief, I have to add up the total, and this damn is actually a pervert, that's great!Even without the presence of such a "giant hero" like Lao Yu, Brother Cao and I can handle it, not to mention the addition of Lao Xu, I just don't know how powerful he is in combat, but it's still good to come out to get the head. You can drop it, haha...

I first patted Chris on the shoulder, and nodded to her, which means I will handle this matter.Then he smiled at the man behind Chris, and was taken aback by that idiot's smile.

Just when I was stunned, I finally pulled out my other hand from the crowd in the aisle, and when I went up, I was covered in a face, "Second Onima's!"

I have to thank the people in this car. The other party was not laid down by me, but was pushed straight by the people behind him. This is definitely a free sandbag. I am so happy and happy. Just start beating with fists, what black tiger digs out the heart, what milking dragon grasps, what a big watermelon, cut and pull in the middle, half for you and half for him (whisper: Tai Chi), anyway, it is a combination of Chinese and Western, give this girl a beating It must be horrible.

This grandson is definitely unlucky, because there are too many people, and this is a small passenger, not a subway. Although the people around him try their best to avoid it, the problem is that the grandson is crowded there. , I didn't even take out my hand, and let me torture for more than five minutes.

When my hands were numb, the people around were surprised to find that this grandson passed out, and he passed out while standing upright. Nima, strange things are everywhere!

to be continued