the last witcher

But after all, I really have something to ask for now, so I suppressed the anger in my chest and said to Chen Laodao: "Are you at the Taoist temple or at Liu Hongsheng's place!"

"The poor Taoist is currently in the Taoist temple." The dead old Taoist is still dragging words with me.

"Okay, I'll go there right away." It's good to know the location. After hanging up the phone, I opened the shutter door and took a taxi to the Taoist temple to pick up this dead bull nose.

If you want to say that Chen Laodao is also a crooked talent, with a bachelor's degree in elementary school, he seems to be illiterate, and he used to be a construction worker. Because he is lazy and lazy, and the wife he married is more powerful, this guy It stopped working for a while.

In order to make his daughter-in-law look up to him, this guy started to learn from the people around him to go into business. The problem is that he can't even plan a dog in the business world, and he doesn't have any good relatives to count on. He is still afraid of hardship. That dream, and in less than a year, he lost all of his family's savings.

I was so angry with his wife, so I didn't run away with others. If he hadn't begged his grandfather to tell me, wrote a letter of guarantee, and knelt down to beg for mercy with snot and tears, he wondered if his son was his son. It's hard to say what's real.

After this guy appeases his family, he will start researching what kind of profession can make money fast, and save time and effort. Don't tell me, this time he has really achieved results. This guy has a neighbor whose second uncle is a monk. That guy He was fat and big-eared, and every time he met Lao Chen (who was not a monk at that time, he was called Lao Chen), he smoked good cigarettes for him, and in Lao Chen's own words, the monk with a shiny face looked like a man. Flower monk.

Moreover, when the monk played mahjong, he only played the big ones. The big unity (the old name of ten yuan in the past, the largest denomination in the past) took out a stack of stacks. After observing several times, Lao Chen found that the monks It was more promising, so I thought about becoming a monk.

He should also be unlucky, just went to become a monk with the neighbor's second uncle, and the second uncle was arrested and imprisoned for hooliganism and sentenced to ten years, which frightened Lao Chen. The monk knew an old Taoist, and Lao Chen switched to this old Taoist sect.

And I have seen this old Taoist before. He planned to accept me as an apprentice at the beginning. It was the guy who exorcised Ah Jian in the first volume of this article. He, the old Taoist in the later period was getting old, and this guy knew the opportunity was coming, so he served tea and poured water, slandered and flattered him, and tricked the old Taoist into his favor. It can be regarded as learning a little bit of massage and acupuncture, and asking gods to ask for talismans.

After the old Taoist died, Lao Chen beat all the other senior brothers out of the Taoist temple with all his strength, and became the master of the Taoist temple himself.

Putting skills aside, I really don't like this old-fashioned way of doing things. It's eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, cheating, cheating, and stealing. It's not as bad as him. Let's say it's common to drink and eat meat, and earn money. They gambled with others with bad money. They knew that the winning talisman could not be used all the time, but they still had to use it every time they gambled. The result was that they lost more and won less. Almost put his daughter-in-law on the bet.

Fortunately, it’s not just about losing or not winning, otherwise the Taoist temple he is in charge of has already lost all. The funniest time I remember was playing mahjong with others in a private room in a certain teahouse. There was nothing to lose in the end It's mortgaged, and this guy has mortgaged all the Patriarchs of the Sanqing in the Taoist temple, each priced at 1 yuan, to amuse the people present, so much fun.

From the day I met him, this guy has to go to the sauna twice a week. It is called purifying the body and mind. The problem is that he can wash it. He has to find a few girls to press and hammer it. When he meets someone with good looks, he starts to give religious lessons to them. First, he tells his fortune, throws all kinds of bad luck at him, and after scaring him, he tells him if he wants to resolve it, can he call him for free? One shot, after the shot, tell the other party where to go to the Taoist temple to resolve it.

As a result, when I went there, I found out that the so-called expert in Nima’s mouth is himself. Damn it, I am so happy to write this, if I can’t be scared, this guy will use his trump card. A few pieces of Grandpa Mao threw them out. Of course, this guy likes to bargain so much. Every time he wants to give you a discount of [-]% or less, he will not give up. The affair of men and women.

After coming and going, this product is almost becoming a big toe in the city. I still remember that at Liu Hongsheng's place, after finishing a job, Liu Hongsheng suggested that everyone go to a sauna, but because he didn't know which lady was beautiful, Chen Laodao Let's talk for a while, from the lady's appearance, temperament, service level, all the way to the price-performance ratio, when it comes to the emotional part, Chen Laodao and Liu Hongsheng laughed heartily together. The question is, why do I hear that laughter so lewd.

If you want to ask him if he has any supernatural things recently, this guy will blush and tell you from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. You have to ask which bathhouse has a new lady recently. This guy will jump up to eight heights immediately, as long as you pay Money, I will be your guide, and this guy is absolutely not cheating in this respect. I guarantee that the baths I will take you to are all new girls. If you spend the money properly, this guy can tell you a story Talking about art in the room.

If you catch up with everyone and go to ktv to sing, besides being accompanied by a lady, this guy has to order some Magu or K powder, which is called "experience life". You frightened everyone by attacking the accompanying lady, Bawang. If this damn family wanted to call the police, you frankly took drugs and raped, so how can you get out of here?

Based on the above, I said that this dead bull-nosed eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, smokes and smokes all kinds of poisons, and then I will dig out how he shows things to people who come to his Taoist temple.

As long as someone enters his Taoist temple, it's like geese plucking hairs and people picking skins. If you have nothing to do, you have to tell you something. The problem is that your level is too low. Who told you that you didn't graduate from elementary school.

As soon as the other party came in, the dead bull nose said, "Oh, you have a lot of things on your back." Ah." Anyway, I feel that you can be deceived if you can, and you can be deceived if you have to. If you bring 1 yuan to his Taoist temple and leave you with a fare, it is considered that he has a conscience.

I don't know much about his master, but when he came here, the Taoist temple was ruined. The merit box alone was stolen by the surrounding villagers no less than hundreds of times. Chen Laodao had to make a big box of cast iron, then dig a big hole in the ground, put a box in the hole, and then embed rebar on the concrete floor around the pit, and weld the pig iron merit box to the rebar , leaving a locked small iron door for him to withdraw money.

This is not the worst loss. When this guy has no money in his pocket, he will put on a Taoist robe and wander from village to village. As long as he sees vegetables in someone's vegetable field, he will definitely start pulling with the owner of that family. Blind (dialect: meaning to lie), "Your family has not been peaceful recently", "What might happen in the future", anyway, it is such bluffing words.

If you want to know how to resolve it, no problem, you send your own melons, fruits, pears, peaches, and seasonal vegetables to his Taoist temple, and he will start to explain the method of resolution to you.

Anyway, this old wretch is not a thing, if the charms he invited had some effect, I would have kicked him to death a long time ago.

to be continued