the last witcher

When the taxi arrived at the Taoist temple, Chen Laodao was already waiting at the door.As soon as I saw Ya's fucking style, I knew that this guy must have been short of money recently.

"Jia Jushi, Pindao has been waiting here for a long time." After saying that, he actually gave me a slap in the face.

With the driver around, I couldn't get angry, so I got out of the car and said to Ya: "Hurry up and get in the car, there are a lot of things to do today."

"The poor Taoist would be more respectful than obedient." After speaking, Chen Laodao walked into the car with square steps.

The driver didn't know the origin of this veteran, so he was immediately in awe.I guess the driver was thinking about it at the time, but he didn't see it. The guy in my car is awesome. He can actually point fingers at such a fairy-tale Taoist. His eyes are full of envy and hatred towards me.

This old man doesn't know what to eat today, anyway, he pretended to be pretty, since he got into the car and went all the way to the restaurant, he didn't fart, and sat there upright.That's okay, if you tell me which lady's job is good or something, I probably won't be able to put my face on it.

In the car, I called Brother Guan, who opened a private restaurant in Erdao Street, and asked him to prepare a private room for me, and then the taxi drove straight to Guan's private restaurant.

After Brother Guan received the call, he had already prepared a table of vegetarian dishes for me. After Chen Laodao and I went in, Brother Guan closed the door of the box wisely and told the waiter not to go in and disturb our conversation.

After I gave up my seat to the other party, I asked this stupid guy. "Chen Daochang, what's the matter today, you don't say a word, isn't that like your style?"

As soon as I finished asking, Chen Laodao grabbed my hand and began to complain to me, "Oh, Jia Shu, you open a bottle of beer for my brother first, I've been so depressed recently."

Nima, didn't you tell the young master that you are vegetarian?How the hell are you still drinking beer?Second Olympic!If I didn't ask you, I could really slap you on the spot.

He went out and carried a case of beer at room temperature, and ordered another bottle of white wine, opened several bottles and put them on the table.Chen Laodao was also polite, grabbed a bottle of "Boom~Boom~Boom~Boom" and drank most of the bottle first, and then began to complain to the two of us.

"Let me tell you, I don't know what's going on recently. I always meet people who are against me. I'm so anxious for your old brother. I haven't eaten for several days."

After Chen Laodao finished speaking, he swung his chopsticks down, and I saw that the two chopsticks could string up more than ten pieces of marinated tofu, like a string of candied haws.As soon as this guy picked up his chopsticks, all the dozen or so pieces of tofu went into Ya’s big-mouthed fork, stuffing Ya’s mouth so bulgingly, and then he chewed with a “Ka Ka Ka”, and then picked up the wine bottle and raised it again. Neck, this bottle of beer is done.

"Don't be in a hurry to eat, tell me what's the matter?" I saw that this girl seemed to be fleeing from famine, as if I hadn't seen food in 800 years, so I asked hurriedly.

"Isn't it the day before yesterday? I figured it was time to purify my body and mind again." I took a sip of wine and didn't spit it out. Your uncle, just say that you don't want to go, and you can clean your body and mind, you ah Burning newspapers on Hungry Ghost Festival--to fool the ghosts!

"I happened to meet the female benefactor who was serving me with a dark face and dull eyes. It seemed that the ancestors of her aunt's family came to find her bad luck." Speaking of this, this guy came again quickly One spoonful, just look at the circle of cashew nuts outside the stir-fried cashew nuts with celery, all of which went into his spoon, and when he poured the spoon into his mouth, there was only so much celery left in that plate.

Nima, my mother always taught us when we were young that we would pee on the kang when we ate and talked, and we would marry a silly wife when we ate and sang. Tonight, Chen Laodao would definitely pee on the kang, and I have never seen such a force.

"Just when I was looking for a separate room to dispel the evil spirit in my body for the benefactor, a ferocious man suddenly broke in and picked me up from the benefactor, threw me outside, and threw me It's a good beating. Take a look," Chen Laodao said while showing me his arm.

I saw it, yo, it's all so fucking green, what's the name of the big white goose, it's so damn right, it's so hateful.But he said on his mouth: "Which grandson beat this up, the attack is really bad."

Chen Laodao nodded with tears in his eyes, "Isn't that right, hit me if you hit me, and set my clothes on fire, look how cold it is at night, I ran to Liu Hongsheng with my butt naked , your old brother has lost a lot of money this time."

After finishing speaking, this guy brought the plate of pine nut corn to his mouth, and shove it into his mouth. In an instant, half of the plate of pine nut corn entered his mouth.I took a look, okay, this is a mouth, it's clearly a food waste disposer.

"Chen Daochang, it's okay, don't be ashamed, just remember to cover your face. Besides, it's very fashionable to run naked now, and it is said that it can relieve psychological pressure. You are quite avant-garde." After hearing my words, the other party actually slapped his thigh, "Oh, I'm sub-Ao!"

This frightens me, Nima has convulsions, eat it and eat it, what are you doing to shoot Nima's thighs, the most important thing is that this guy is photographing my thighs, Mr. Ciao!

"I knew you were a talent. Why didn't I think of such a good statement? Next time I go to purify the body and mind, I will tell the other party like this. Anyway, they take off their clothes to reduce stress and have nothing to do with me. I have something to say when the police come, this is a good move! This is a good move!" Chen Laodao looked extraordinarily excited, raised his neck, and filled another half bottle of beer.

I really wish I could slap myself two big mouths, Nima, I feel that I have no integrity and no lower limit. When I meet a master like Chen Laodao who naturally has no integrity and lower limit, I am completely defeated.

Depressedly, I yelled at Old Daoist Chen: "Don't eat it, tell me what happened."

"You wait for me to eat a few more bites." Chen Laodao probably heard my anger, and hurriedly dragged the lotus root and snow peas to him, lowered his head, slapped it, and then did it again After drinking a bottle of beer, he opened his mouth and said, "When did your old brother suffer such a violent loss, so after Mr. Liu got dressed, I called a dozen friends in the society to find the other party's argument."

I could guess the result as soon as I heard it, I just knew those guys, they were all wine and meat friends.The problem is that this group of grandchildren can run faster than rabbits every time they are serious. Old Daoist Chen often suffers from this problem. How many times has this happened? Why hasn't he seen the key?

"When you get to the bathing pool, call the other party out to have a look, hey! The big man over two meters looks like Yao Ming, and his big feet are like a boat." Look, where are the feet of this shit? It's clearly a [-]cm aquarium.

"When I thought about it, I was afraid that it would be crazy. We have a lot of people, there are more than a dozen people, so I waved my hand, and everyone rushed up with the fucker. I thought about how we could draw a tie, but I didn't expect them to fight When the fists went out, several of them flew away, and when they came down with one kick, several of them fell down. After three punches and two kicks, my brother was the only one left.

Ciao, if your elder brother hadn't been so adaptable and ran away, I guess I would have to let him stand up there. "

After Chen Laodao finished speaking, this makes me happy, you idiot, you deserve it!Fighting depends on which side has more people, what age is it, and you still fight, you are a gangster, it is right to hit you, just to let you have a long memory.

to be continued