the last witcher

"And then?" I suppressed the joy in my heart and continued to ask Chen Laodao.

Chen Laodao forced his face and said: "The next day I went to the hospital to see this group of people. They were beaten up. Quan Nima was hospitalized. I don't understand. Why don't I just punch and kick them?" As for the whole thing, should I be hospitalized for observation? This is good, I was looking for someone to teach that stupid guy a lesson, but now I have to pay everyone's medical expenses."

Stupid big guy, more than two meters tall, why do I seem to hear this familiar?Turning my head, I immediately thought of the connection between the two, so I asked, "Chen Daochang, what does that person you're talking about look like?"

Chen Laodao stuffed another dish with chopsticks into his mouth, and said to me vaguely: "What does a person over two meters tall look like? It looks like a wooden stake. I still need to describe it."

I thought to myself, I really deserve it, why don't you, an old and unscrupulous person, be hospitalized for observation.However, I know that the person Chen Laodao provoked should be one of the few people that Senior Shan reminded me to be careful.Zhu'er, who even Senior Shan didn't want to provoke, you Chen Laodao actually provoked him, isn't this courting death?

The dead bull nose took another bottle of beer, took two sips and continued to say to me: "This man, if he recites words when he walks, his teeth will be stuffed when he drinks cold water, and his heels will be hit when he farts. Tell me why I am reciting words like this recently? "

I agree with this statement very much. Isn’t there such a saying that is good? If people catch up with walking and reciting words, they will fart and spit out shit, wipe their buttocks and wear paper, pee on their shoes, and drink soup.

After taking two more sips, the dead bull nose continued: "I was so tight at the time, I just donated a large sum of money to the Civil Affairs Bureau during the Chinese New Year, and I haven't recovered yet. , Just figure it out for me like this.

After paying the medical bills for these bastards, I realized that I was so poor that I was almost like my underpants.In the words of you kids, it's very depressing.So, I wandered to the Wangfu Teahouse at night, planning to play a few games and win back some capital. My Taoist temple has to continue to open for business.

How can I imagine it, I really saw a ghost.I had a gambling winning talisman in my pocket and a gambling winning talisman hanging on my chest. Before I went in, I melted water and drank a gambling winning talisman, but my mother was playing mahjong that night.

And give others a bigger handle.Especially the woman playing with coins inside, she lost everything. I was going to leave after losing the thousands of yuan I brought, but the woman started to hurt me in different ways. "

Coin-playing women, get it!I completely understood in my heart that this dead old man should be targeted by others just like us, so I targeted him everywhere, and the ultimate goal was to make him tired of dealing with the trivial things around him, so that he could not concentrate on finding the dragon's lair. These people are really vicious.

Although I understood what was going on in my heart, I asked, "Can she still hurt you?"

Chen Laodao raised his hand, and I hurriedly moved my thighs far away. Seeing that this guy couldn't hit my thighs, I slapped the table with my slap.

"The woman's mouth is all damaged. One mouth is: Hey, you are coming to win or lose. If you lose such a small amount of money, you want to leave. Or say: You dress like a capable old man. It turned out to be an embroidered pillow, a big straw bag, full of dung soup.

Jia Shu, you judge the old brother, is that what people say?When will I win or lose? Who the hell is full of shit soup? "

I really want to say to Chen Laodao that people describe you so well, you are right, every time you play cards with everyone, you run away when you win, and you don’t give money if you lose, it’s all because of you thing.As for having a stomach full of dung soup, you are right. You are a monk who does not do good deeds and is deceived all the time. What is it if you have a stomach full of dung soup?

I want to think about it, but I can't say this to the grandson in front of me. After all, my business has not been done yet, so I had to ask patiently: "And then?"

Chen Laodao was distraught and killed another bottle of beer, hiccupped and said, "Where the hell is that? Then, I lost the Taoist temple to others."

Yes, after I heard this, this is comfortable.Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It’s not that the time has not come for not reporting, but when the time comes, it will definitely be reported!

"No, Daoist Chen, how much did you mortgage the Taoist temple?" I was curious that his broken Taoist temple could be mortgaged.

"One hundred thousand!" This dead bull's nose is quite confident. If it were me, I wouldn't even want a mortgage of ten thousand, because the land belongs to the state, and except for a few broken houses, it is full of clay figurines. Why do you want to come here? ?

"And then?" I continued to ask.

"This little girl is bad enough, I don't know where she found so many social people, drove to my Taoist temple overnight, and removed everything that could be moved in it, except for my clothes, what the hell You didn’t even save my saliva, you said that this little girl is not bad, she’s so special! Don’t let her fall into my hands, otherwise I will kill her even if I eat a hundred Viagra.”

Well, this dead cow's nose is really impatient, and I'm planning to take a hundred Viagra pills. I think I use too much of it on weekdays, and it won't work at critical times.This is really in line with the phrase "you don't know the essence when you are young, but when you are old, you look at the sky and shed tears!"

"Not to mention, they even said harsh words. If they don't pay back the money within three days, this group of people will bulldoze my Taoist temple and build an oversized public toilet. Nima, I Looking at the appearance of that little girl, she is definitely a ruthless character, if it is built into a hut, even if I redeem it in the future, I will not be able to rebuild the Taoist temple on it." Chen Laodao rushed to me in grief Said.

When Si Niubi said this, all doubts were solved.I said how could this guy wait for me at the gate of the Taoist temple today, it turned out that he was already homeless; and the person in the car looked like a dog, it turned out that he was holding back his words and waiting to talk to me; I Said that this guy is like a fleeing famine, catching things and eating desperately, it turns out that this guy has been so hungry for several days.The question is, why don’t you want a table of meat dishes?Are you afraid of being strangled to death?

I drank a cup myself, and then said to this guy: "Oh, don't get angry, everyone will make up for you, and you can redeem the Taoist temple no matter what."

"Oh! My brother, how can you thank you for being an older brother? People say that adding flowers to the cake is easy, but giving charcoal in the snow is difficult. You can help my brother when I am most difficult. My heart is so warm. So, you He said he had something to do with me, and I immediately agreed, and in order to save you money, I didn't have the nerve to order hard dishes, specially ordered Vegetarian dishes." This dead bull nose held my hand and wouldn't let go.

But my nose is almost crooked when I'm angry, it's been a long time since this idiot has eaten Vegetarian food, you must know that Vegetarian food is more expensive than meat dishes now, your uncle, you are screwing the young master to death.

"10 yuan is not a lot of money. You can ask Liu Hongsheng to see how much he can pay. I am trying to make it up for you. You can make it up to eight or nine." I said kindly to the other party.

I thought the other party would be grateful to Dade and burst into tears, but after a long time of hard work, this dead bull nose actually came up with this sentence for me: "Jia Shu, my brother has nowhere to go these days, so he has to spend the night in the sauna. If you have If you are generous, I will pay the money I owe to others first. Otherwise, I really have no place to sleep tonight!"

to be continued