the last witcher

Sigh, I'm inferior, this old bastard can't even eat, and he's so interested in whoring, I usually say that peony flowers are dead, and ghosts are also romantic. For this dead bull nose, I only have to write a song , has shown contempt for it.

Prostitution versus whoring, whore versus whore.The brocade couch is opposite the embroidered bed.

The lady is to the princess, and the red apricot is to the east wall.

Thief-eyed mouse, cunning-headed deer.The four wilds are against the eight wilds.

In ancient times, there was Shi Chongxiu who repaired the golden valley, but now the old Taoist Tibetan Jiaoniang.

Mess with grass and flowers, and have sex every day to accompany you;

Stealing jade and stealing fragrance, always beautiful women embrace dreamland.

Wind to rain, earth to sky.The desert is against the lonely smoke.

The small bridge faces the flowing water, and the mirage point faces the Long Yuan.

Boil seahorses and stew donkey penis.

**To the prostitute.Goulan flowers and willows are beautiful, and the flowers are full of chrysanthemums.

The pink frequently waved the charming guest to sit, and the black gauze half fell to the ghost sleep.

The lady has a wide bandwidth, and Luan dances her gums a few times;

The princess's clothes are undressed, and the flowers of Diefeifang are more fresh.

Good words, good words, applause is needed here!

Chen Laodao saw me staring at you for a long time without speaking, thinking that I didn't bring so much money, so he said to me like a child who did something wrong: "It's okay if I go to live with you at night."

Damn, you don't want to live in my place, you're the kind of fucker, in a few days, all the big old women in the buildings around me will have to be hustled by you.Thinking of this, I cleared my throat and asked the old thief, "How much money do you owe me?"

"Not much, just over 500 yuan." Chen Laodao quickly replied when he saw that there was a door.

Uncle Ciao, it’s not much. From what happened the day before yesterday to today, it’s only two days in total. You spend more than 250 a day, and I think you’re almost [-].

You should know that I am a third-tier city with very low spending power.It costs about 70 yuan to do a big job in the normal bathing pool, and the night package can be up to [-] yuan, and the regular customers are [-] yuan. This is so f*cking that everyone who is in the society knows the price.

This dead bull nose spent more than 500 in two days, that is, in addition to the cost of staying overnight in the sauna hall, he also paid for the lady for two nights.

But once you consider that his Taoist temple will be bulldozed and built as a public toilet, forget it!So I said, "Okay, after dinner, you can accompany me back to the store to get some money, and then you go and settle the money owed to the sauna."

"Thank you, thank you! Waiter, pack it!" When the dead bull nose heard that I was planning to give it to the girl, his snot bubbles came out, and he didn't forget to pack it when it was time. It seems that this guy is planning to eat me.

"Don't be in a hurry to pack, I'll ask you something." I've almost communicated with each other, now it's my turn to ask serious questions.

"Say it, say it." The servile face of this dead bull nose really made me quite sick to my stomach.

"Do you have a talisman that can make a man fall in love with a woman quickly in a short period of time?" I finally began to ask the purpose of my trip.

The old thief was taken aback for a moment, and then he said, "Didn't you ask the wrong question?"

"What?" I asked puzzled,

"Hey!" The guy first laughed lewdly, and then said, "Are you trying to make some girl fall in love with you?"

have to!The old wretch started to move his gaudy intestines again.I gave him a cold look, "I'm talking about the talisman that makes a man fall in love with a woman in a short period of time, do you hear me clearly?"

"Listen clearly." Chen Laodao was afraid that I wouldn't pay the girl, he really looked like a villain, "However, brother, I have to go back to the Taoist temple to check the books before I can tell you."

Nima, the implication of this old thief is that he wants me to find a way to redeem his Taoist temple first, and then he can help me with this matter. It's really a ghost.

"You take care of this matter for me, remember?" Anyway, I have to suppress the other party first and let him know that this matter is a big one.

"Remember, I will definitely take care of it with you, so don't worry!" Chen Laodao is now me who can say anything, as long as he can get the money.

Then I went to the bar to pay the bill, Chen Laodao packed the rest of the dishes, and then we went to my wedding shop, I gave you 600 yuan, and sent you to Liu Hongsheng to borrow the money first, how much is the difference in the end, I was thinking Method.

After dismissing the thankful Chen Laodao, I lit a cigarette and leaned on the sofa, thinking about how to finish the matter entrusted by Bai Xue as soon as possible.After taking two sips, the phone rang.Picking up the phone and checking the call, it turned out to be Fourth Aunt, I dare not neglect, dare to answer and connect,

"Jia Shu, hurry to Dongshan, Wang Daoren is in danger." Fourth Aunt on the phone said nervously.

"What?" I couldn't believe my ears. A sloppy Taoist would still be in danger. He's almost a fairy, who can hurt him.

"Hurry up!" After finishing speaking, the fourth aunt hung up the phone without waiting for me to continue asking.

This fucker is playing with me, Dongshan has grown up, so just give me a place name, where the hell do you want me to find this person.

But from the tone of Fourth Aunt, it can be heard that this matter is absolutely urgent, so I had no choice but to call Chris.

"Hello, Chris? I'm Jia Shu, do you have time now, can you go out with me?"

"Uh, I'm afraid it won't work. The man just caught committed suicide. Lao Yuzheng and I are studying how to deal with the corpse."

"Let's study it later, the sloppy Taoists on my side are in danger and need your help urgently." I was also really anxious, although the death of that person shocked me, but Nima, this earth will turn around like everyone else.

"Then wait for me for a while, Lao Yu and I will study how to dispose of this corpse." After speaking, Chris hung up the phone.

Immediately afterwards, I called my friend Lao Wu, "Angkor, I am Jia Shu!"

"What's the matter, brother?" The other party didn't wake up when he heard it, it's almost noon, and he's still sleeping, what a lazy bastard

"Do you have anything to do today?" I have to ask the other party about today's schedule before making plans.

"What's wrong?" the other party asked in a lazy voice,

"Let me borrow your jeep, I'm in a hurry today." Always tell the truth to this old man, because he is straight and doesn't go around.

"Which one?" The guy still asked in a daze. Judging from what he said, it seems that he has quite a lot of jeeps.

"It's just the blue Korean car, it seems to be called Ssangyong." I don't know which one it is, I know that he has driven a car of that color, and I seem to have heard the name of this car mentioned in my memory.

"Okay, you can come to my house to pick it up later, and call me downstairs." After speaking, the other party hung up the phone.

This time I was really a little overwhelmed.I don't know the exact name of this old Wu, and he is half a fishing friend, because this old man loves fishing.

Getting to know this old man is also very interesting. That year I went fishing with my friends in the fish pond, and happened to meet this old man's car stuck in the mud, and he couldn't get out.My friend was also kind, so he drove his Jetta to pull Lao Wu's car, and another buddy and I pushed behind, and finally Lao Wu's car was pulled out, and the buddy and I were covered in mud. Said, that Jetta also pulled cylinders.

After that incident, Lao Wu always felt that he owed us a favor, and always asked our brothers to go out for dinner, fishing and so on.After a few times, everyone became friends, but it was limited to eating, drinking and fishing. This time I was really in a hurry, so I called him to borrow a car. I didn't expect this old man to be very generous. It seems This person can pay.

to be continued