the last witcher

Then look at a young man who is limping and registering. The woman next to him should be his mother. Don't play with mature women and Xiaoqing, otherwise my worldview will completely collapse.

Fortunately, after listening to the conversation, I am sure that this is indeed the mother and son. "You said you can fall in the last class, what else can you do?" said the mother,

"No, Mom, listen to me." The son defended, "I went to work in the morning and saw a cyclist hit a pole. The scene at that time made me feel sore. Laughing like crazy. At this moment I fell into the sewer by the side of the road, you can blame me for this!"

After the brat finished speaking, the girl next to her laughed so happily, but when she started to walk, she also limped so much, did she also fall into the sewer?

"You are much better than me." The girl actually took the initiative to say, "I came back from the night shift and saw two students kissing me at the station. I thought to go quickly, let's not be that big light bulb, so I turned my face away and quickened my pace, but I didn’t take two steps, mother, sprained my ankle!” Well, these few belong to the weird category.

I was having a lot of fun here, when I heard someone reprimanding another person, "Damn it, let you be so dazed, let's pretend to be big this time!" He looks like four or five years old, keeps his head down and doesn't speak.Another child who accompanied him asked, why is he so frightened?

"I have to say that I can climb up eight steps in one step, so I said pull it down, and then pull the egg, but I won't listen. After I finished speaking, I stepped up the stairs, and then The horse stumbled, what a terrible fall! The bridge of the nose got stuck on the edge of the stairs, and it was broken immediately; the wrist was dislocated due to improper force; Are you saying this guy is pretending?"

As soon as I finish listening, yes!This child is definitely the type who is full of energy and has nowhere to use it, but I hope this incident can make you remember better.

Suddenly, I heard a mother admonishing her daughter, "You said that you are too old, what did you think at that time, you are talking!"

"Auntie, don't talk about her, she should cry." Hearing that this is the girl's boyfriend, otherwise, who would be so kind to intercede for a very sloppy, even well-behaved girl.

The bastard said with an innocent face, "Isn't it all because of the mask that Wang Hao (voice) bought for me?"

"How can you still blame me?" The young man became anxious when he heard it, but I have to be anxious too. This nima is kind enough to buy you a mask, what's wrong with the swelling?

"I thought about putting some mask on before going out for a walk. I didn't know what to think about it after I put it on. I thought it would not absorb well. How can it be absorbed well? Why don't you add a fresh-keeping layer on top of the mask? Just hold your breath, wrap your whole head tightly with plastic wrap, and wrap several layers of plastic wrap. At that time, I was holding my breath, thinking that I would make a few holes in the mouth and nostrils, who would have imagined it? It can suffocate." The bastard girl said aggrievedly,

"If Wang Hao didn't have the key to our house, you would probably have suffocated to death. You said that your father and I are all thieves. How could you give birth to such a heartless child?" The girl's mother said helplessly. Said, then Huafeng turned to the boy named Wang Hao and asked: "When did you have the key to our house, why didn't I know?"

I can't do it anymore, I'm about to laugh so hard, it seems that if I listened to my old man's words about being a doctor, I guess I would see these fun every day.

As soon as Wang Hao was about to answer, he saw some police uncles leading a group of disgraced people out, which aroused my great curiosity.

I heard one of the police officers reprimanding those people, "Tell me that you guys are all so old, what's wrong with doing something, but stealing fish like others.

If you steal you, just steal it well, even if you use a mug (a tool for catching fish) to cover some fish, or use a big fish.Hey, you guys are fine, use detonators to make homemade bombs to blow up fish in other people's fish ponds.

You said that I also recognized your fried fish, why did you take a flashlight, it seems that you have a lot of household appliances at home?

This is a good time. I lit the bomb and threw the flashlight into the fish pond. Thanks to the small amount of gunpowder in your home-made bomb, you need to put a little more, and you guys are just waiting to float in the fish pond. Feed the fish. "

Depend on!This is actually okay, it seems that compared with this group of men, that girl is not too old.

Due to the appearance of this group of people, I couldn't hear how Wang Hao explained to the girl's mother, but I found a second girl.

Just watch a handsome pot yell at a green tea whore girl with make-up, "It's beautiful this time!"

Seeing that girl pursed her mouth and kept silent, the handsome pot continued to roar: "You said that if you eat boiled fish, you can take a hundred selfies. That's not counting. Before leaving, I took the whole fishbone We went home, and we don't have a cat at home, what are you doing with it?

You didn't sleep in the middle of the night, you acted cute in front of the video, and the result!The fishbone was inserted into the electric socket as the pin of the warm baby.If I hadn't caught it in time, you'd be having a medium-rare steak by now, you know? "

I thought this girl would learn from the pain and change her past, but what I didn't expect was that this guy posed in the shape of scissors hands, and started to take selfies with the hospital as the background. Well, handsome pot, your miserable world has just begun , Brother is basically speechless!

Before the end here, I heard the cry of the child, followed the sound, and found a father who was beating the child there.

"You brat, who the hell told you that ink can be eaten, who told you?" asked the father,

"The teacher said that in ancient times, there was a young student who ate rice cakes while reading a book, and ended up using ink as soy sauce, dipped it in and ate it with great relish, and then said that the student was serious about reading.

I thought it might be because the ink is delicious, so I dipped the steamed buns at home into the ink to try, who knew it could cause food poisoning? ’ the child replied aggrievedly,

"Only your elementary school teacher can still be called a teacher. I am still a graduate of the second grade, and she is a graduate of the third type of junior college. Why do you not listen to what I say, and you take everything the teacher says? ?” The father cursed bitterly.

Well, I can only say that this elementary school teacher is very stupid and naive. He cheats children by chiseling the wall, reading books in the snow, etc. You are a teacher, and you can believe it Pooh!Take it, bah!Clothes.

The child suddenly asked his father, "Dad, there is one thing I can't figure out. I have been thinking about it every day in the hospital for the past few days, but I can't figure out why."

"Say!" said the father with a helpless face.

"Why did Ultraman shoot lasers to kill monsters when he was beaten by monsters? If he fired lasers from the beginning, wouldn't he be able to kill monsters directly?" Well, this question has also troubled me for a long time.

Just listening to this father's words, I am so in admiration, "Did you throw bombs when you came up to fight the landlord?"

Talent, you don’t need gorgeous rhetoric, awesome metaphors, or pale parallels. One sentence tells the true meaning of the story, you are so awesome!

to be continued