the last witcher

I was feeling emotional here, and I saw a Sao Nian upstairs crying and walking down, and the buddies around Sao Nian were still persuading her, "Don't cry so much, who do you think is to blame for this?"

The other party was so full of jealousy, so the buddy continued: "You and your girlfriend have been in a long-distance relationship for almost five years, and you are getting married right away. She usually doesn't wear makeup or buy those miscellaneous clothes , What kind of style are you smoking? You have to buy cosmetics and various fashionable fashions for others before the engagement. Now it’s all right. She was chased away by others. See what kind of car they drive, you are a bastard who pedals."

Hearing this, I decided not to let my girlfriend wear makeup from now on. She must wear makeup from the day I met her. Even if it scares me to death after removing the makeup, I will stick to this concept.

All of a sudden, I smelled such a bad smell.I followed the smell and found a group of people pinching a man covered in feces, and walking into the hospital with two policemen.

I heard one of the policemen scold helplessly: "You said that a group of you beat one person, which is already not particular enough, and you are chased into a cesspit by others.

This time is good, people climbed up from the cesspit and started chasing you.How dare you call the police, one by one.Also, who asked for an injury test just now, go in by yourself later, the two of us are guarding the door. "

vomit!This group of people is too unscrupulous, killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads, how can they be so swollen!

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!" Behind the group of people, the hospital staff and two old men in driving school uniforms were pushing the ambulance and started to jump inside.

It wasn't until the ambulance entered the emergency elevator that the two accompanying uncles stopped sweating profusely and stood at the elevator door. A said to B: "I won't take female students for the rest of my life."

B puzzled and asked: "What's going on? When I passed by, I saw you sitting on the ground in a daze. The female student in the car was so scared that she cried."

"She still has the face to cry. When I was practicing on the road, I just smoked a cigarette, and this girl made such a big mess for me." A said bitterly.

"You are picky." B asked anxiously,

"You also know how narrow the road is as soon as you leave the driving school gate. I don't know which bastard designed it. It has to open the gate here. As a result, this girl stepped on the accelerator and rushed out. When I don't like it , and called the brakes. This girl actually let go of the steering wheel with both hands, and covered her face, what the hell, can her face be used as a brake? There was a bang, and the other party ran into the hospital. At that time, If I don't jump out of the car, I guess I'll have to lie down and get in!" A replied through gritted teeth.

Well, this girl's name is definitely Ma Lusha, and her nickname is Shou'er!

Before the end here, I heard the conversation between two other students, "You idiot, you are playing naked with chicken feathers, you are dumbfounded now."

Seeing that the guy in the wheelchair didn't make a sound, the guy pushing the wheelchair continued, "You streaked in the men's dormitory, why don't you go to the women's dormitory to go streaking; if you streaked, you should go to the damn bathroom." , It’s also a big size.

You said that there is no toilet paper, why don’t you pick it up with your hands, and then go to the faucet to flush, you are so lucky, you don’t even open your buttocks, you just come out; come out, come out, why do you want to come out of other women’s dorms Slip down the banister of the stairs?It's all right now, I've scratched a nail, Brother Eggbreaker! "

I'm sub-Ao, this guy is too strong, it's said that being kicked down, we men will be in pain for a long time, this **** directly scratched the balls, I feel trembling thinking about it!

"Woof!" Why is there a dog coming out of this swollen hospital?I was curious when I saw the ink-eating kid shouting to his father, "Dad, Dad, look, Sarkozy! My favorite kind of dog."

His father went up and slapped the child on the head, "That's Husky, Husky, I told you a hundred times, it's not Sarkozy, Sarkozy is the President of France."

Husky?Sarkozy?Well, it is indeed very similar!I silently said it twice in my heart, and I almost couldn't tell what was what.

Seeing the man holding this big dog, it's really miserable at the moment!The down jacket was also scratched, the head was smashed, and the whole body was covered in mud, but at least it didn't fall into the cesspit, luckily, haha!

The security guard of the hospital ran out immediately and stopped him, "Sir, pets are not allowed here."

"This dog doesn't belong to me, Ciao!" The man scolded in confusion, and when everyone was in doubt, the man continued to say: "I ride a bicycle home from get off work, bad luck, I don't know whose dead dog He chased me and didn’t let go. He followed me all the way and barked at me. I was so frightened. Seeing that the dog was getting closer and closer to me, I could only kick him hard while pedaling hard. I just hoped to scare it away. After the dog followed me for more than 100 meters, it suddenly squatted on the ground and stopped. Big pit!

I don't know why the cleaners are so diligent. The garbage pit was cleaned up, so I didn't fall to my death.What's even more exasperating is that after the dog defecated provocatively by the pit, it was ready to walk away. Is that okay?Regardless of the pain in my body, I climbed out of the garbage pit and started chasing the dog.It can be regarded as being caught by me. I really want to see who the owner of this dog is, what the hell! "

It seems that since ancient times, Husky has been known as a second-hander, this man still complied with his words, what a pity!

After hearing this, the security guard first laughed, and then said: "You are content, there were people who were scared to death by dogs two days ago."

The man looked at the security guard in disbelief, and heard the security guard slowly say: "There is an old man whose sons and daughters are away from home, so he went to his children's house during the Chinese New Year. He was worried about the dog he had raised for many years, so he took it with him.

As a result, the dog died at his children's house due to acclimatization.The old man felt distressed, so he packed up the dog's body and checked it in for a proper burial.Tell me, now the rich people's dogs are more expensive than people.

But the people at the airport didn’t know that the dog was dead when they checked it in. They found the dog dead when they got off the plane. The people at the airport were terrified, thinking that the dog was dead when they checked it in.So he sent someone to the nearby dog ​​market to buy an identical dog, and then sent it to the old man.As a result, the old man opened the luggage and found that the dog was alive, so the old man was frightened to death.This lawsuit is still going on, you are really nothing. "

Regarding dogs, I don't make any comments, Nima is a talent!

At this time, I saw a person walking out with his mouth covered, cursing while walking.The accompanying person persuaded, "You said it's not good for you to meddle in someone's business, but you have to take care of the couple."

The guy who covered his mouth replied: "The house is so fine (how do I know, I guessed it after a long time)!"

"You just moved here, and you didn't inquire about it. Those couples, one is a Sanda coach and the other is a judo coach. These two have conflicts and fights. No matter whether they are relatives, friends, or aunts in the community, no one dares to fight. Every time Fighting, even their dogs know how to run away and hide for a few days, what kind of fight do you think you are so kind to go there. This is good, you will lose your teeth, do you think you are wronged?"

Let me sum it up in one sentence: a good man is struck by lightning, this is the truth!

to be continued