the last witcher

I was feeling emotional here, and I heard that the doctor was arguing, today was so happy, so I quickly sensed the past, and heard the patient scold: "You are blind, what the hell is this dark circle, dark circle OK."

"What's wrong?" asked an elderly doctor who came over,

The middle-aged woman scolded unrelentingly: "I haven't been sleeping well recently, and my dark circles are very heavy, so I plan to come to the hospital to see if there is any way to get rid of my dark circles. As a result, the doctor in your hospital, It actually made me hang up for plastic surgery for burns, isn’t that a curse!”

Just when I was thinking about being happy, I heard a certain woman yelling at another woman, "I've never seen you being an aunt like this."

I quickly shifted my perception over there, and saw a young mother pulling a little boy with a big head and yelling at another young woman.

"Tell me, I want you to help look after the child, what's wrong with you taking him to play, but leading the child to poke a hornet's nest, what do you think?" the mother yelled unwillingly.

"I didn't expect it either. Isn't it winter? Usually, the hornet's nest in the mountains is poked casually in winter. I never thought that your son would find that hornet's nest in the garage." The other party whispered,

"This is not in the mountains. The garage is heated in winter, and hornets can fly. Besides, it's too shameful for you to be an aunt. After the child pokes the hornet's nest, you run with the child in your arms. You are better, let the child ride You ran home with your neck. You didn’t get stung all at once, but gave my son a big head full of stings.”

I took a closer look and saw that the child was just like what his mother said, with a big head. If he wore cassock, he would definitely not need makeup to play the young Tathagata.

"Haha..." Who is this shit? It's so immoral. The child is still laughing like this. When I found the sound, I realized that I was wrong.

Because it is perception, everything that happens in all directions is concentrated in my brain, so it is normal to have no sense of direction.

Besides, where there was laughter, I saw a man leaning on a cane and saying to another man: "Don't laugh, can you?"

The other party resisted and continued to ask: "Tell me, what's going on."

The man on crutches said: "Your sister-in-law insisted on driving my car out four days ago, saying that she had to drive after getting her driver's license for so long. I couldn't argue with her, so I asked her to take the car keys away. At work, I was worried for a day. When I got off work, she called me and told me to pick me up from work. I waited downstairs for half an hour, but no one answered the phone. I was infinitely worried, from fear of accidents with my car to fear of accidents with my wife, and finally, finally Seeing my car slowly approaching me, the psychological stone finally fell to the ground, as long as the car is fine, so I ran over, and then was directly knocked down by my wife."

Well, is this the second generation of road killers?Before I could laugh, the other one on crutches smiled brilliantly.

Then the person who was hit by the car asked, "Dude, were you hit by the car too?"

The buddy replied: "I was beaten by someone." Both of them were shocked, what's going on?

The buddy explained: "A local tycoon fell in love with a beautiful girl in a certain office building. He brought a bouquet of flowers and a fruit basket every day. He persisted for two full years, and then that girl asked me to marry her."

"Oh!" The two said in unison, but immediately asked each other, "Are you a colleague of that pretty girl?"

The buddy replied very proudly: "I am the courier responsible for delivering flowers and fruit baskets!"

Nima, you deserve to be beaten. You are definitely playing mahjong and using other people's financial resources to achieve your ulterior motives. This also fully proves the importance of "getting the moon first".

"Ouch!" Nima, another sound of vomiting reached my ears, could it have also fallen into the cesspit?

Following the sound of vomiting, I found the person concerned. It seemed to be a young couple. The husband yelled at his wife: "You foodie, you can eat anything."

The wife replied innocently: "Then I was hungry when I got home, and there was nothing to eat in the refrigerator. I saw a square honey-colored stuff on the table. I thought it was a moon cake, so I ate it." .”

The husband said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, that's Amway's soap, don't you feel it's different from moon cakes when you eat it?"

The wife replied violently: "I was hungry at the time, so I didn't chew much. I didn't know it was soap until you asked me."

Seeing that her husband was about to get angry again, the girl hurriedly said: "I'm much better than the foodie girl in the emergency room. That girl ate a can of meat floss-flavored compressed biscuits at once. It is said that she can only eat two pieces a month. She ate a whole can. After eating, she drank half a bottle of Coke, but her stomach exploded before she was sent to the hospital. Compared with her, I’m not a foodie.”

Well, we don’t understand the world of foodies.At this moment, the little girl knelt down to her mother, and the parents said in a tangled voice: "I'm so greedy, you dare to drink the freshly boiled milk. Let's see if you learn a lesson in the future."

I heard the brat answer directly: "My lord, please, let me drink yogurt in the future!"

A girl next to her covering her mouth made the child laugh out loud, so she said to the child's mother, "This child is smarter than me. I mistakenly bit the compressed mask as a milk tablet, and half of my front teeth fell out."

I just want to say, this world is too crazy, a mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat, what the hell is going on here!

Before I could react, I saw a group of people pushing the ambulance and rushing into the emergency elevator. One of them, a man with the appearance of a college student, said, "Wake up, wake up!"

A boy next to him scolded: "Go away, Nima, what a surname! My girlfriend jumped off the building and you have a dime to do with it?"

I heard the first student who spoke said: "It doesn't matter, I went out for a walk with my classmates, and I just saw a shooting star, so I made a wish, God! Give me a slut! Then a girl fell from the sky In front of my eyes, this is definitely a gift from God, how can it be said that it has nothing to do with me."

"Go away!" The group of people said as they entered the elevator.

I decided to make a wish when I go out later.At this moment, a man came out of the corridor, and said something to the two police uncles happily.

The faces of the two policemen were quite serious, but after hearing what she said, they were so restrained that they almost lost their shape.

I heard this guy say: "Comrade policeman, I was really beaten and hospitalized by the other party. I drank too much that day, so I went to Bandung ***, and after meeting with each other sincerely, I found that I really can't get hard. Maybe It’s because I drank too much liquor and beer. But we can’t lose our share. So, I touched the little girl’s belly and said, I’m actually just here to talk to you about life. How could you imagine that little coquettish hoof? Thinking I was here to make trouble, after a while of crying father and mother, seven or eight burly men rushed in from outside to give me a good break.

After someone shaved my head full of big bags, I realized that the bottom is so hard.But it’s hard, but why does it look so awkward, I scratched it, and found that it was broken, and it was actually discounted, why do you think this group of people are so ruthless?Comrade policemen, you have to call the shots for me. "

The two policemen held back for a long time, and finally said: "We are from the anti-pornography brigade. Tell me about this situation. We are under the jurisdiction of the criminal police team. Now, please go to the police station with us to make a record."

"Oh my god, why didn't you two say it earlier, I didn't do anything, really, if I did something, I wouldn't be beaten up and hospitalized, I'm wronged!"

This is really stupid every year, especially this year, I was having fun, and felt my chrysanthemum tighten, Oo!Looks like I've been tricked.

to be continued