the last witcher

Your sister, this is unscientific!Even though my spiritual power is fully activated, why didn't I discover the existence of the other party?Thinking about it is also true, my attention is focused on those bastards just now, they are so happy, how can I get extra attention to perceive where the bugs are, Nima, you have to be serious when you do things, Otherwise, the price is chrysanthemum damage!

As soon as he turned around, he grabbed the straw on the chrysanthemum with a "bang".vomit!Nima, it’s not good to insert it anywhere, it has to be inserted here, so you are a baby fly?Did you grow up eating papa?

I was feeling infinitely emotional here, and I felt that the spiritual power in my body suddenly disappeared a little bit.This should be the disgusting Bala bug that started sucking my spiritual power.

I forcefully pulled the straw out of my body, then flicked it forward, and saw that nasty bug appearing in front of my eyes.

At this moment, this guy is greedily enjoying the remaining spiritual power in the straw. It seems that my spiritual power is the most delicious food for you. If you don't know how much enjoyment you have, you may think that you are in high spirits.

I shaved the worm's head, if that was a head, anyway, I couldn't tell which was the head and which was the butt.After I beat my hands numb, I realized that the bug was blown out of my own straw and started to emit white pulp.

Could this be the legendary internal injury?I pinched the half-dead bug in my hand and asked, "Where the hell did you come from?"

The bug lay motionless in my hand and pretended to be dead!I punched Ya on the head again, and the guy moved his bloated body to prove that Ya was still alive.

"Take me to your master. If you agree, nod your head. If you don't agree, I will beat you until you agree." I continued to say to the bug in my hand.

After waiting for a long time, this guy didn't respond at all.Well, I decided to grant your wish.But this girl has rough skin and thick flesh, and it seems that it doesn't work if I just beat her up.

So, I made up my mind, grabbed a certain straw on Ya's body, and pulled it out with all my strength, only to see that the insect convulsed all over its body as if it had been electrocuted.

When I held the second straw, the worm's head was like a head-knocking worm. The one I ordered was a joy, Nima, my conclusion is: you deserve a beating!

I grabbed the longest straw on the bug and put it on the ground, and then I started to check the equipment I was carrying.

It is said to be equipment, but it is actually just a life-saving amulet in the satchel and the amulet in his hand.Nima, that's not right, I'm obviously holding a talisman, why can this guy attack me?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took the life-saving amulet in my hand to have a look, Ciao!The original talisman with black characters on yellow paper has now become a crumpled piece of yellow paper, and the handwriting on it can no longer be read clearly.So, I took out the talisman in my satchel to check again, and found that the same was the case.

Damn, it's no wonder that the opponent succeeded in sneak attacking. It turns out that the two talismans I brought have lost their mana.I think it was when I helped that student just now, the talisman lost its effectiveness.Good people are struck by lightning!But this is also good, I gain wisdom by eating a pit, next time I go out, I just bring some more talismans, it’s just a pity for my chrysanthemum.

When I think of chrysanthemums, I feel extremely uncomfortable in the back. This shit is definitely not a good thing, but don't get hemorrhoids.

The reason why I am so afraid of hemorrhoids is that many friends around me have had this disease.As the saying goes, "Nine hemorrhoids out of ten men" still makes sense.It means that men don't pay attention to that part, and often sit wherever they catch. After a long time, that part catches cold, and hemorrhoids are easy to develop.

If the symptoms are mild, that's okay, but those with severe symptoms basically have blood in the stool.It is said that women come to their aunt for a few days every month. If they really get hemorrhoids, then every time a man gets bigger, he has to come to his aunt!This is definitely the rhythm of shopping for a big-size Bondi with a woman, rub it!

Holding the bug in my hand, I am filled with emotion!Damn, I've seen walking cats, dogs, and rabbits, and I've even seen grass mud horses walking on the Internet, but who the hell has seen walking bugs?

I am here alone feeling emotional, just watching a big fat man who can weigh more than [-] catties run towards the elevator with his mouth open and drooling.There are five or six people of the same age following behind, giving me the feeling that I am chasing after this fat man again.

But what surprised me was that the big fat man in front looked like a mad dog, and the six people behind were all laughing wildly. The scene was quite weird.The surrounding patients and medical staff watched this scene curiously.

Well, my curiosity was aroused again, so I took the bug and followed behind everyone, looking for it along the place where the fat man walked.

In the orthopedics department of the hospital, the fat man recovered after enduring half an hour of menstruation and wrong bone.The doctor guessed that he was afraid of relapse, so he wrapped a layer of gauze between the fat man's chin and head, and after wrapping it up, he tied the gauze with a gorgeous bow on the guy's head, like two fucking rabbit ears of.So I waited for the onlookers to see happily: six elders led a huge "rabbit" out of the hospital.Along the way, the big fat rabbit was surrounded by strong crowds, and the sound of hilarious laughter was endless.

Just when I forgot about the chrysanthemum due to joy, I saw a young man who looked like Wu Yanzu walking out with a bandage on his head, and the friend who came with him laughed until tears flowed out.

"Tell me, people spit against the wind, and then blow it back and hit you in the face, are you happy to drive your car into a tree?" His friend said with a smile,

"Ci'ao! Next time I'll hit a pig directly, okay!" the handsome young man cursed.

Well, Zhang Deshuai is useful, but he can also hit a tree.Just as I was leading the worm downstairs, I saw a middle-aged woman crying there holding a laboratory test sheet, and the man next to her stood aside to comfort her: "Don't cry, come over tomorrow and do it." gone."

The woman cried even more after hearing this, and after crying for a while, the woman said: "You said that I am 35 years old, and I am only pregnant. I blame you, I blame you!" .

Suddenly there was a shout of cheers from the consulting room, "I'm going to be a father!" Looking at a boy in his twenties in the consulting room, he was celebrating with a girl of his age in his arms.

"That's great, I'm going to be a mother too." The girl said proudly.

"Yeah, you count, you are only 24 years old this year, when your child can make soy sauce, you can do whatever you want, and the child will be taken care of by your parents. We should study, go to school, and do nothing. How nice it is to delay!" The boy said surprisingly.

The girl kissed the boy's face vigorously, and said happily: "Husband, you are amazing!"

Not only was I fooled, but even the doctor in the consulting room and the middle-aged couple outside were fooled.

What kind of fuss is going on here? The two young people in front of me look like girls, and the boy is only about [-] years old. They are actually ready to start having children. Are they too avant-garde, or are we out?I find my brain needs to reboot again!

to be continued