the last witcher

Well, when I recovered, the young couple had already left my sight.I suddenly realized that I was really old. I couldn't keep up with what the children think and do now.

Even so, I still want to grasp the tail of the times, so I held my head high, chest up, holding the bug who I don't know, and started looking for the owner of the girl.

The winter in the north is still very cold. I really regret that I didn’t wear a down jacket when I came out. I really responded to the sentence: "This jb day is really jb cold. I froze jb. How can I jb fix it? It deserves jb, pour jb Mold, don't jb wear more, who is it to blame jb?"

The insect must have been too cold, and it was walking slowly, and I wanted to kick it a few times.The problem is that you can't talk, if I finish kicking, it will be difficult for this guy to play dead for me.

When I walked near Huaxing, I heard that two door-to-door sellers of electrical appliances were having a promotion.The problem is, you can play as soon as you play, and you have a bunch of stereos to sing endlessly.

I listened carefully, and the one on the west actually played "The Great Wall Will Never Fall Down". I pricked up my ears and listened to the one on the east, Nima, it actually played "Meng Jiangnu Crying at the Great Wall". It's talent.

Then I came to the Liaohua Hotel, then went east, and started to go back along the eleventh middle school. When I arrived at the brewery, I realized that this bug is just like me, and it is a road idiot.

Because after coming out of the city hospital, go straight east, and you will arrive at the brewery within a few stops.Good guy, this damn bug actually went south first, then east, and then north, and drew a big circle for the little master. Isn't this fucking a Lu Chi?

In a fit of anger, I decided to pull another straw out of Ah's body, but unexpectedly, the other party discovered my attempt, and began to curl up into a ball and tremble.

Well, I don't want to see these little animals being bullied, so I asked viciously: "I'll hug you and tell the direction, just nod, do you hear me?"

This worm should know that I am a person who will do what I say, so I nodded knowingly, rub it!Ya is actually so human, so weird.

"Is it on the east side?" I asked from the beginning, but I didn't expect this guy to nod directly.I was afraid that this guy would deceive me, so I continued to ask: "Is it in the south?" The worm didn't nod. Similarly, when I asked about the west and north, the worms curled up in place and didn't respond.

Nima, I don't know whether to hate this bug Lu Chi, or hate myself for being an idiot.If we did this earlier, how much time would have been saved for the young master, next time!

So I continued to order the worm: "If you arrive at the place, you just nod your head, do you hear me?"

The guy stretched his body and nodded.Well, I stood on the side of the road, hailed a cab, and started hunting east.

Along the way, whenever I encountered a fork in the road, I would ask the specific location of the bug.Since I was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, the driver couldn't see the bugs. As a result, I was treated like a crazy person.

Really, I don’t even like Mai Tai (northeast dialect: belittling meaning). This driver is wearing a thick down jacket and a myopia with a thick bottle bottom, with a wretched look on his face.You still look at me with that strange look, I really think that the little master can't afford you a car money.

What's even more exasperating is that the down jacket this guy is wearing is a long and tight-fitting one, with the skirts all pressed under the buttocks.When the bugs nodded at me frequently, meaning that they had arrived at the place, the driver actually let out a few loud farts.

I hurriedly opened the window, for fear that I would be smoked. You must know that the taxis in the north are well sealed in winter. I don’t want to be poisoned by this chemical weapon.

It only takes a few seconds from the time I roll open the window to parking, and then I quickly pay and prepare to leave.But the ruin of Nima lies in paying the fare.

Because I came out in a hurry, I didn't bring any money at all. Fortunately, there was 10 yuan in the satchel for the middle-aged uncle.So I carefully took out the newspaper-wrapped money from my satchel, tore open the top newspaper, and then took out a piece of Grandpa Mao and handed it to the other party.

The other party stared at me with toad eyes for a long time, then tremblingly took the money and gave me change, but the problem was that it didn't matter if I moved, and I found a stench gushing out from the neckline of the ya. Choke on me, Uncle Ciao, how many carrots do you have to eat at night to let out such strong-smelling stinky farts.

This unscrupulous taxi driver didn't even say a word of apology after asking me for money, he stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, and disappeared into the vast night, leaving me alone and a disgusting bug at the foot of the mountain.

Later, I thought about it, the other party saw that I took out so much money, and it was wrapped in newspapers, and the place I took a taxi to was under a big mountain. I guess the other party treated me like a robber.Bai Nima was smoked by your stinky fart, and she didn't even say goodbye.

In this way, I led the worm to climb up the mountain with one foot deep and one shallow foot.In the early days of going up the mountain, there were still some dirt roads anyway. I guess this place is not so remote, at least there are dirt roads for me to walk on, but the further I walked, the road became narrower. After walking for more than an hour, I found a very serious problem. I'm so lost.

This reminds me of a rather unfunny joke. It is said that there is such a family who raised a dog. The question is, what the dog catches and bites, and finally one day it bites the most precious object of the male owner.In the end, the male owner said he wanted to throw the dog away, but after throwing it several times, the dog was able to find it by himself.So the male owner became cruel and took the dog to the mountains.

As a result, that night, the dog returned home, but the male owner did not follow him.The hostess was wondering, when the phone rang, and after the hostess answered the phone, the host yelled directly: "You let that dog answer the phone, it must go home, the problem is, I'm so lost!"

It seems that I am the male owner at this moment, and that unlucky bug is the dog who knows the way.Looking at the lights of thousands of families at the foot of the mountain, if I want to return to the city, I must either be led back by this idiotic worm, or roll down the mountain with the worm in my arms. It seems that there is no third way for me to choose .

Just when I was extremely depressed, the bug in my hand actually became excited, and then dragged me to a very dark place.

Tens of thousands of onimas floated in my heart, and I thought, if you dare to let me go today, the little master will pull out all the straws from your body, and it will hurt you to death.This is the legendary "If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous."

Just when I was preparing for the worst, I found that the more I went in, the more negative I was.Moreover, this kind of yin energy is different from that of ghosts, how is it different?

Let me give an example to illustrate that when encountering the yin qi produced by ghosts, people usually have scalp numbness, calf tendons, and those who sell kidneys to buy apples may pee their pants; but now this yin qi, to put it bluntly, is horrible Panic, cold all over, and it's that kind of cold, cold from the bone.This explains everyone can understand it!

When the bug crawled to a hole, it stopped moving forward, but crawled around the hole excitedly.I was just wondering when I found a monster that was neither human nor ghost came out of the cave. When it saw me, it knelt down and worshiped me, shouting: "Master, why are you here?"

to be continued