the last witcher

Let me talk about this thing first.The reason for saying that the other party is a thing is entirely because you can't see that there is even a little bit of human appearance.

Small eyes, small like sesame seeds, if you don't look carefully, you can't see them at all; pointy nose, overall looks like Pinocchio in "Pinocchio", but you don't know when you are lying , the nose will become longer; the ears are also small, but they are the same as normal ears, but many circles smaller; the mouth is ridiculously big, almost pulled to the base of the ears, and it looks like a foodie.

With a stooped body, like seventy-eight years old, and with long legs and short hands, I doubt it. If the head is itchy, whether the short arms can reach it, it will not itch to death.The most bizarre thing is that Ya is actually wearing non-mainstream clothes.Hanging thorns one by one on the back, no matter how you look at it, you look like a fool, no, it is popular to call this kind of person Shamat, haha!

Another thing is that the other party actually called me uncle when they met. The seniority is indeed very high. The question is, who can accept such a bastard apprentice?I turned my head around a few times, and I didn't expect that among the people I knew, who the hell would accept such an apprentice.

So, I cleared my throat and asked, "Be honest, why am I your uncle?"

This guy was not angry at all, and began to explain to me in detail the relationship between them.

"You must know Huang Daxian, right?" The other party asked me back with his blinking and almost negligible small eyes.

"I know, what's the matter?" The more I listened, the more confused I became.

"Huang Daxian is my grand uncle, and Cao Cao is Huang Daxian's apprentice, and you are Cao Cao's senior brother. If you count according to seniority, I have to call you uncle!" My head is a little dizzy, but after careful consideration, I really have to call me uncle.

I thought about it for a long time. After all, Huang Daxian was kind to me and Lao Cao. If it was his disciple, I should save some face for the other party, so I asked in a soft voice: "Tell me about this bug. What's the matter?"

As soon as I finished speaking, the other party said to me with a bitter face: "Oh, this is a long story."

"Don't talk nonsense, what's your name, what happened, and why your bastard harmed the students, tell me what's going on here." He couldn't finish getting up, so he asked again with a serious expression on his face.

"The younger one is Bai Xian'er in this mountain. The mountain god named me Bai Guangsheng. I have practiced in this mountain for more than a hundred years. By chance, I met a fairy to guide me, and I can transform into a half-human figure. As long as I can practice more After a few hundred years, it can completely transform into a complete human form."

When the other party mentioned Huang Daxian, I guessed that the other party might be a guy from the Five Immortals. After the other party reported his family name, I found out that she is a hedgehog spirit, but she hasn't cultivated well enough.No wonder you look like a human now, and a hedgehog is not a hedgehog.

"Although the environment is not good and the pollution is serious, at least I have cultivated to this extent on this mountain, and the mountain god is kind to me, so I don't plan to leave this place. But I don't know where the soul is light recently. The breath sucked away all the yang energy that could be used for us to cultivate within a hundred miles, causing us cultivating fairies to often fight for a little bit of yang energy.

I was not good at it, and I couldn't beat them, so I had to find another way, so I used my own embryo to breed this worm, and went down the mountain to collect the yang energy of human beings for me.But it is definitely not harmful, uncle, I can swear to God on this point. "The other party said with a serious face.

No, I saw this bug in the hospital and almost killed that student. This guy actually said it wasn't harmful. Thinking of this, I said viciously: "You fart! Just take me in the hospital just now From what I saw, your worm was lying on the head of someone else's student, and it sucked people's seven orifices to bleed, and you said it wasn't harmful, so why don't you explain it to me?"

Seeing my spiritual power surge with anger, this hedgehog named Bai Guangyuan quickly explained: "Master, don't be angry, don't be angry! Listen to me and explain to you:

That child is too yang, either ghosts press the bed, or see some ghosts, and not only seeing something so simple, but also always being possessed by those bad guys, doing things that he can't help himself.

This time I sent my original fetus out to look for a human being with a lot of yang energy, and accidentally discovered that the child was possessed by a wronged soul. Yuan Tai sucked away some of the child's yang energy, so that the wronged soul could leave earlier.

But I didn't think about it, the wronged soul not only didn't go away, but competed with my original fetus in the child's body. If my original fetus lost, it would have to be turned into nourishment for the wronged soul. If I won, then Wronged souls will be scattered.But no matter what kind of ending it is, it is not what I hoped for. If it is the former, it will cost me several years of cultivation, and if it is the latter, I will go against the harmony of heaven, and I was anxious to death at the time.

Moreover, the ghost and my original fetus were fighting in the student's body, so the student's body was bleeding from seven holes. I really don't blame me for this.Fortunately, the master uncle helped in time and drove away the wronged soul, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. "

Why did I become more and more confused the more I listened, so I hurriedly asked: "Isn't it said that ghosts dare not approach if you have a strong yang energy? Then why is this student who has a strong yang energy still possessed by an evil spirit?"

Bai Guangyuan heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this, and explained helplessly: "Master, yang qi is divided into pure yang qi that can be cultivated and human anger. Ghosts are afraid of human anger, and they like it. Pure Yang Qi for cultivation.

For the child mentioned just now, all his anger has been automatically transformed into pure yang qi, which has something to do with his physique. If my guess is correct, it should be innate.But Shishu needs to know that if a person's anger is too weak, he will be weak and sick. Under normal circumstances, a person's pure yang qi will turn into anger, which can be used by human beings to resist the intrusion of various ghosts, or to improve themselves. immunity.

Let’s talk about why women are particularly prone to provoke those ghosts and monsters. It is because women’s own anger is relatively weak, and there are fewer women with a yang physique. During the few days of menstruation, all of them are lost. You must know that menstrual blood can completely restrain pure yang qi.

But the boy you met in the hospital is just the opposite of ordinary people. If you let him continue to be so angry and turn into pure yang energy, I am afraid that this boy will not live to be 30 years old, and he will die of exhaustion. Therefore, I am helping this child, not harming this child! "

Nima, I've seen one who is long-winded, but I have never seen such a long-winded one!Talking so much nonsense without any logic at all, it's hard to hear.It's angry, it's pure yang, and it's making a big aunt for the little master. To put it bluntly, it's just that you, a disgusting bastard, are learning from Lei Feng to do good things, why are you talking about those useless things?

But what about your bastard who wants to fuck my chrysanthemum?

to be continued