the last witcher

I was scolding my mother on the dirt road when I suddenly noticed a car headlight not far away.My goodness, I finally saw my loved ones!Whether it's Sanqi 21 or 22, I quickly hugged the bug that was still crawling slowly on the ground into my arms, and then waved desperately at him.

creak!It has to be said that the people in the mountainous area are kind-hearted. After the other party saw me waving, they drove the car in front of me and stopped.

"Young man, where are you going?" the uncle who was driving asked me.

I saw it, well, it's the kind of three-wheeled motorcycle, and we call this kind of motorcycle a toad bike in our local area.As the name suggests, the car as a whole looks like a toad.

The front part of the car is a motorcycle, and the rear part is a seat, and the outside is wrapped with iron sheets, which is probably just a look.

Don't worry about how rough the car is, at least I can have a means of transportation, which is better than walking back to the city with my feet deep and shallow. What's more, this place is too remote, so don't miss it if you encounter it Slightly.So I hurriedly said: "Uncle, I'm going back to the city, can you take me for a while?"

The uncle looked at me in disbelief, and said, "Young man, if you go back to the city, how can you go in this direction? Isn't that going further and further away? Come on, get in the car, and I'll take you for a ride. "

I stared at the worm in my hand tangled up. It seemed that after I finished descending the mountain, you, a road idiot, took me in the opposite direction. My mother wiped it. It seems that it was a mistake to follow you.

I thought to myself, luckily I met a kind uncle, otherwise I wouldn't have to walk with you all night.I guess I won't be able to reach the city tomorrow morning. I said why I can't even see a trolley, and there are fewer and fewer people as I go.

Thinking of this, I pinched the bug in my hand vigorously, and the other party probably knew it was wrong, so they didn't make that ugly sound.

"Thank you, uncle!" After thanking the uncle, I entered the back of the tricycle and found that there was actually another person sitting inside, but I didn't know each other, so I just took it as air.After the uncle closed the car door, he returned to the cab and started driving in the right direction to the city.

After driving the tricycle for a while, I finally saw my house, alas, it can be regarded as returning to human society, my heart is filled with emotion.

As the tricycle continued to drive forward, I suddenly heard something broadcasting from the big speakers in the countryside. I pricked up my ears and listened carefully. It turned out that someone died in the local area, and the big speakers were playing dirges.

This custom has always been in the northern countryside. If a family dies, they will go to the village brigade and use the big speakers in the village to start broadcasting. To put it bluntly, it is to tell the surrounding villagers to come and follow the ceremony. My family is dead.

I can understand this. After all, there is a culture of reciprocity in China, but the problem is that we really can't afford to kill the elderly here.

Because once a person dies, he will have to eat nine meals for three days, what a ostentation it must be.Not to mention, all the folks who come to participate come to eat with their families. Maybe there are more than a dozen people in a family, and they only give one hundred yuan, but they can sit at two tables.I really hope that this bad habit can disappear as soon as possible, so that the dead will be clean and the living will be at peace.

At the beginning, the loudspeakers were full of dirges and music, but suddenly the melody became familiar.At first I didn’t notice anything, but the more I listened to it, the more familiar I finally couldn’t help humming a few words: “The birds on the tree are in pairs~green water and green mountains with smiling faces~” Nima, this is what the dead should let go song! ! !

The woman sitting next to me burst into laughter after hearing me finish singing.Because it was too dark, and the other party wore a turban around his head, I didn't see what she looked like.But I still scratched my head in embarrassment, this Nima music is too bad.

That’s not enough, the dead man’s family probably asked two people to turn around to help out, and heard, “Men, women, young and old, uncles and aunts, grandparents, boyfriends, girlfriends, children, ladies and folks, please raise your hands. Your hands, let me see you, please? Throw a big thorn, move a big thorn, a, hello 8d, the friends above are with me, Wan, vomit, Siri, Fa oh, Kang busy north nose, Lai ci Enough, the boundless end of the world is my love..." It looked like a farce!

The woman in the car should be a local villager, and she has long been familiar with it.It's just that when she spoke, I realized that the other party should be young. "Brother, where are you going?"

"Oh, back to the city, where are you going?" I politely replied,

"I'm from the village ahead, and I'll get off in a while." The other party replied,

"Oh!" I said absently.

As soon as I finished speaking, the tricycle jolted violently, so I didn't get out of it, the other party was not as lucky as me, and hit his head directly on the car window, grinning from the pain.

"Oh my god, this is a broken way. It's all dust when it's not raining, it's all mud when it's raining, it's all ice when it's not snowing, and it's all pits when it's snowing." This girl seemed to describe it very aptly, which made me cover my mouth and laugh.

Seeing this girl rubbing her breasts, she muttered dejectedly: "This group of gentlemen usually like women with big breasts, but who would know the pain of big breasts, this makes me feel so bad, it really hurts!" profound!I actually understood it in seconds, and it's embarrassing to pay back my morals!

The other party saw that I turned my face away, and immediately knew that I had talked too much, so he quickly changed the subject and asked, "Are you going to visit relatives in Gengcun?"

"Ah, oh, um!" I didn't know how to answer the other party's question. Ya's character is too straightforward, and she doesn't mean to be shy at all. It seems that the people in the mountains are simple.

"I'm here, I have a chance to drop by." The other party knocked on the uncle's back across the seat, and then said to me.

Just when I was about to speak, a figure suddenly flashed past out of the corner of my eye.I knew I was definitely being followed, because the speed of the tricycle was no faster than that of a bicycle, and it didn't take much effort for people to keep up.If sooner or later it's a war, don't implicate the uncle who drives and this simple village girl.

After thinking of this, I followed the village girl and walked down, "Uncle, I will get off here, please tell me, which direction to go to the city?"

"The fare is 20 yuan!" The uncle came out of the car and asked me for money.

My time!It’s not that expensive to take a taxi. I just drove a little farther, and I asked for 20 yuan. I just took a taxi from the city to here and it was only 25 yuan. You are definitely taking advantage of the fire.However, I don't have the heart to bargain with the other party now, so I took out two ten-yuan bills from my pocket and handed them to the other party.

"Go along this road to the other side. When you see the avenue, there will be a taxi back in the city." The black-hearted uncle said to me after taking the money.I gave him a blank look, and quickly walked towards the direction he was pointing at.

When I came to an uninhabited open space, I put the snake skin and worms in my hand on the ground, burst out my spiritual power, and then shouted: "Get out!"

After waiting for a while, I saw a figure slowly coming out of the darkness. I watched it intently, Tsao!What is she?

to be continued