the last witcher

The person who came was none other than a foreign girl whom I had seen in the wasteland, who could make someone explode by touching their body with both hands.

Don't tell me, this girl is really pretty, with big eyes, high nose bridge, and flaxen hair. She seems to be taller than me.Let's put it this way, what a Barbie doll looks like, what does this girl look like, is she beautiful, envious of me?It's just that I don't feel that way.The biggest difference from the Barbie doll is that this girl cut her hair very short, probably for the convenience of fighting, at least I think so.

But to be honest, I really can't beat this girl. When I see Ya's gloved hands, my liver trembles.

I saw the other party walking towards me slowly, and said loudly in very blunt Chinese: "Follow me!"

I quickly picked up the snake skin on the ground and shook it away, shaking my head at the other party.Damn, it's not good to meet anyone, but I met this bear girl. It seems that a fierce battle is inevitable.

The corner of the other party's mouth revealed a look of disdain. Looking at her like that, my strength is not at the same level as hers.Then the girl rushed to where I was, and on the way, I saw Ya take off the gloves.

My time!Your uncle, you definitely want to blow me up to serious injuries and then take me away, but the little master just won't let you succeed.Thinking of this, I pinched the tail of the snakeskin and swung it up.

Not to mention, this bug is pretty interesting. There seems to be some bones left in the snake's head, and it feels good when you pick it up. Although it has no lethality, at least it can prevent the opponent from easily entering my defense circle.

But my thinking was too naive, I saw that the other party rushed to the vicinity of the snake's head, and just touched the bottom of the snake's head lightly with his hand, the snake's head slammed, and it was blown off. When it was thrown in front of her for the second time, she touched it again, and the snake's skin exploded into two pieces again.

Your mother has big flowery pants. The snake skin that was originally four meters long is now more than one meter long. This is definitely not a good thing.Thinking of this, I threw the snake skin in my hand directly at the other party, and said silently in my heart: I'm sorry, snake demon, let's reincarnate to be a good girl in the next life!

After throwing away the snakeskin, I ran as fast as I could.Your sister, I'm not like a hedgehog who can launch long-range attacks. If I don't run now, I probably won't be able to run if I want to.

The other party didn't expect that I would run away, and after blowing up the snake skin I threw in front of him, he realized that I had run far away.Getting angry with this girl, she raised her legs and started chasing me.

Because my spiritual power is in an explosive state, I don't need to look back. I know how far the other party is from me, but what I didn't expect was that the worm was actually hugging my thigh. Be with me forever, life and death depend on each other.

I concentrated my spiritual power on my feet and ran away desperately, but this girl was able to keep up with me behind me, shit, this is unscientific!I ran all the way to the main road my uncle told me, and finally I couldn't run anymore.

Maybe readers will ask, didn't you feel tired when you went out with Senior Shan?How come you can't run after running so far?My answer is, that time I walked, this time I ran, the degree of intensity is different.

At that time, my lung tube felt as if it was about to explode, and my breathing was not smooth, and I felt unspeakably uncomfortable.Not to mention, that unlucky bug actually crawled onto my shoulder. Although it doesn't weigh much, please don't be so clingy, Nima.

It's also my fault, I basically don't exercise on weekdays.Brother Shan has warned me a long time ago that if you want to practice the nine-character mantra well, you must strengthen your own cultivation, such as push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, rope skipping, morning jogging, etc., are all compulsory homework.It's best to quit smoking again.I'm fine, I don't sleep at night, I don't get up in the morning, I smoke a lot, let alone exercise, walking the dog on weekdays counts as exercise, now I'm fine, I just ran so far, I can't run anymore .

Seeing that girl getting closer and closer to me, I had no choice but to shout loudly: "Don't come over, talk if you have something to say."

But Nima, the other party seemed to have not heard it, and went straight to where I was. Countless assumptions floated in my heart. One hypothesis is plausible.

Suddenly, I saw the bug on my shoulder, Nima, I had a flash of inspiration.I have wronged you, thinking of this, I grabbed the bug on my shoulder and prepared to throw it at the other party.

But what I didn't expect was that this worm was entangled tightly on my right arm, as if it was glued on. No matter how I threw it at the other side, it just couldn't survive. I was anxious Ah, Nima, the other party has at least a dozen meters before rushing in front of me, what should I do?

Damn, if there is a pistol on this juncture, I will kill the other party immediately, I cursed in my heart, and then I heard a "biu" in my ears, a golden beam pierced the night, and then I rushed over There was a bullet hole in that girl's shoulder.

Due to inertia, the girl didn't stop immediately, but fell down on the ground and slid a long way before stopping.

ah!I widened my eyes and looked at everything that happened in front of me in disbelief. What happened to this shit?

Look at my right hand again, the worm actually wrapped my right hand completely, and exposed a straw pointing directly at the girl's direction, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a pistol!

Damn, this bug can still be used in this way. No wonder when I was on the mountain just now, Bai Guangyuan kept asking me for this bug, but the snake demon Liu Rumei tried her best to stop it. It turns out that this bug is still a magic weapon, wow!

Thinking of this, I can't help secretly happy, because the sloppy Taoist has a fairy rope, the fourth aunt has a treasure in the warehouse, brother Shan has a vajra, and Lao Cao has a bagua feng shui compass, but I have nothing, this time it's okay, little Grandfather has bugs.

Nima, this name doesn't sound good, it's called a pistol?It's not very nice. After thinking about it, I came up with a very awesome and connotative name, and it's called Ya: It's crazy, handsome, and bombarding the sky!

Just when I was having fun secretly, the girl who fell on the snow suddenly stood up with her elbows supporting her body.When Ya saw the wildly handsome jerk in my hand, there was a look of horror in his eyes, and then he turned around, and Ya ran away.

I didn't react for a while, but with just one shot, the situation was reversed. This shit is too awesome.But I woke up immediately and shouted at the other party: "Stop! Don't move! If you run again, shoot!"

The other party acted as if they hadn't heard it, and still ran for their lives in a wobble, which made me angry, you can't understand Chinese, right?So I yelled again, and after finding it had no effect, I aimed at the opponent's leg and shot again.

Damn, I remember that when I was a child, I used to carry an air gun and go out to shoot birds. Although it was not perfect, at least it was accurate. Why is Mao’s hand feeling so bad now?

I just saw a golden light shoot out, but it hit the ground not far away, how high the sand and stones on the Bund ground were splashed, but it just missed the target I wanted to hit, rub!Could it be that this is the legendary "fuck, it's crooked"?

to be continued