the last witcher

There is such a religious joke, which was told by a political commissar in the army when my company had a party with the army: It is said that there used to be a monk and a nun, and one day the two met to play billiards together.

The nun hit the first shot, and Papa almost went in the hole, but when it was the friar's turn to hit, the shot went awry.The monk was very angry and scolded: "F*ck, it's wrong!"The nun frowned and said: "Monk, as a priest, you are not allowed to speak foul language!" The monk said shyly, "Be careful next time!"

When it was the turn of the nun, a few more beautiful shots went into the hole.But when the monk hit the second shot, it went wrong again.So the monk scolded angrily: "Damn, you hit it crooked again!" The nun said very angrily this time: "Why are you swearing again?" Stop swearing!"

When the monk hit the third shot, it went wrong again.The monk scolded frantically: "Damn, why did you hit it crooked again!" After hearing this, the nun roared angrily: "Monk, as a priest, you repeatedly utter foul words, you will definitely be punished by God." punishment!"

After the nun finished speaking, she found that the sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning flashed, and then a bolt of lightning pierced the sky, and it fell with a "click".The monk closed his eyes and thought that he must be killed by lightning, but when he opened his eyes, he found that the nun beside him had been struck.

When the monk was wondering, he heard an old voice from the sky: "Damn, I'm wrong too!"

It seems that my marksmanship has also been distorted today.However, I am gratified that it seems that the hanging bomb can be launched infinitely, that is to say, it is not limited by ammunition. This damn is definitely a bug against the sky.

Thinking of this, I started to fight endlessly "bang bang bang bang bang".It's also bad luck for that girl, it's not good to follow anyone, but follow me.It's okay now, I caught it blindly, and I don't know whether it was on the legs or the ass, anyway, this guy fell to the ground again.

I concentrated my spiritual power on my feet, ran to the other side quickly, stretched out my right hand, pointed at the other side with a straw and asked, "Where is Xiong Yali? Where are the souls of those two people imprisoned by you?"

The reason why I stand far away is because I know that this girl's ability is too scary. If the other party jumps over the wall in a hurry and kills me at the last moment, wouldn't it be a big loss for me?

But I really thought too much, so I saw the other party struggling to crawl forward, and kept shouting: "Hey, let me give you a few! Come on, let me give you a few!"

But after shouting for a long time, I didn't understand what the other party meant. Of course, I asked some foreign friends later. It seemed that the other party shouted in Russian, "help me, help me", but I really couldn't hear it at the time. Understand.

But through this girl's voice, I can hear that she is very scared, because the voice can't lie.So I raised my voice and shouted to Ya: "Don't run away, I won't hurt you, just tell me where the woman I was with the night before yesterday is."

"Bang!" Before I could finish my sentence, I saw that girl touching her head with her own hands. After the explosion, only a cold, headless corpse was left in front of my eyes.

Second Olympic!I was as shocked as the magnitude [-] earthquake, or the tsunami in Southeast Asia. Why did you come here? I didn't intend to hurt you. I just asked where Xiong Yali is now. How can you use such extreme methods? Way to treat your own life?

I feel sorry for such a beautiful girl who looks like a flower and a jade, I secretly sighed in my heart.I didn't take a shovel or anything, otherwise I would have buried it. People say that death is the most important thing, and it is safe to be buried in the ground. Even if it is an enemy, it is not good to let someone die in the wilderness.

But when I thought about it, I realized that the hanging bomb had quickly turned into a sharp military shovel.Shit, this reminds me of the baby Ruyi in "Gourd Baby". It seems that I really responded to the phrase "Ruyi Ruyi, follow my heart, and quickly manifest!", and can change as I want to become the object I need.

I first went back to the place where the fight started, put together the pieces of snake skin that had been blown apart, and then started digging.

What the hell, I went down with a shovel, so I didn't break my arm.Second Olympic!The ground in this f*cking winter is too hard, and my arm is inserted straight up and down, damn, this military shovel is definitely strong on the outside and dry on the inside, the embroidered pillow is a big straw bag, it looks useless.

But I changed my mind and thought, this is unscientific!It seems that the bullets fired just now can make such a deep hole in the ground. Why is the power reduced after Mao became a military shovel?

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately knew where he was wrong.Nima, it seems that I need to attach my own spiritual power to the hanging bomb in order to be able to exert its power.

Thinking of this, I quickly poured half of my spiritual power into Diao Zhatian's body, and then lightly inserted it into the ground, for fear of scratching my arm again.Hearing a sound of "噗呲", the hanging fried sky directly fell into the ground, just like cutting tofu, damn it, it's really good enough!

Then, I dug two deep rectangular pits without any effort, one to bury the snake girl, and the other to bury the girl whose hands could explode.

After clasping my hands together and praying for these two girls, I sensed the surroundings for a while, and found that there were no other bad elements following me, so I came to the side of the road and started waving to stop cars.Since I didn't need to continue fighting, I took back the spiritual power into my body, but when all the spiritual power was taken back, I found out why I was so swollen and so tired.

It’s like stepping on cotton on my feet, my head is buzzing, there is no pain in my arms and legs, and my double eyelids are constantly fighting. If it weren’t for the little north wind that blew my skin so painfully, I guess I would Fell asleep so early.

But when I thought of the expectant look of that middle-aged man and Wang Lili anxiously waiting for me to pass, I suddenly cheered up, no, I can't sleep, and I still have business to do.

After waiting for about [-] minutes, I finally caught a return bus from the mountain to the city.

The so-called return car refers to the taxi from the city to other places. Because the Public Utilities Bureau has regulations, it is strictly forbidden for taxis to operate in different places. If they are caught by the transportation management office, they will be fined at least 2000 yuan.

But this group of people overlooked one point, human nature is greedy, you have policies, and other taxi drivers have countermeasures.You are not allowed to attract repeat customers, okay, passengers who go to other places have to pay the driver's round-trip fare, which is double the fare, otherwise they will not attract them.

Not to mention, every taxi that comes back empty will quietly look for customers, and the other party will greet the passengers and exchange names as soon as they get on the bus.Once detained by the operation department, both parties can call each other's name. As long as they insist that they are not operating in a different place, or taking friends out for a ride, these law enforcement departments have nothing to do with it.

No, the taxi driver who pulled me greeted me as soon as I got in the car. After we told each other our names, the driver immediately asked me for the fare. Ya is really dumb eating coptis, I can't tell the pain.

to be continued