the last witcher

"What are you? When I was burning money for the deceased elders during the Chinese New Year, I received a text message just after burning. I took it out and looked, and my soul was so frightened." Xue Shizhe said bitterly.

"What are you writing, old Xue, don't be a fool." Guo Kai asked, knocking on the table with his teacup.

"What the hell, it says: The money has been received!" Xue Shizhe said tangled, this is for everyone's enjoyment, if there is a joke, he said: "If you dare, I will also open the SMS obligation."

"What, it's not New Year's Eve, the accounts have to be balanced, so I called those companies for the money owed, and they texted me after receiving the money. It's too hard." Old Schett explained helplessly.

Before everyone finished laughing, this guy continued: "Since then, I have been unlucky. I haven't played mahjong during the Chinese New Year. What do you think it is? !"

"What Lao Xue said is true." Zhang Linlin, Lao Xue's daughter-in-law, also confirmed that what her husband said was true. "At the beginning, when Lao Xue told me that I was unlucky, I didn't believe it. But he couldn't stop talking about this shit. To prove what he said was true, he took me to the lottery station and bought four bets 36 Choose seven, and it’s a different number of 28, and wait until the day of the draw to see, oh my god, he didn’t have a single winning number on the four lottery tickets he bought, what do you mean he’s just unlucky?”

"Sister Zhang, if what you said is true, then your family will get rich." I said to Zhang Linlin with a smile.

"Why?" Upon hearing about Fa Cai, the old woman was so excited, she hurriedly asked me.

"Think about it, 36 numbers, let your husband buy the unreliable 28 numbers, and the remaining [-] numbers, we can buy whatever we want, and we can win the second prize no matter how we buy, you are called a blessing in disguise, understand? "I told my thoughts to everyone present, and everyone felt that this method was reliable, so they all decided to take Lao Xue to buy lottery tickets after dinner.

"Oh, big guy, don't tease me. Tell me, Lao Wang, did you pass the exam?" Old Xue Chao Wang Xing asked.

"Oh, I'll go. I haven't been stealing vegetables recently, but I've been screwed." Wang Xing said helplessly.

After seeing the expectant expressions on everyone's faces, Wang Xing continued: "Our exam is just a formality, except for the mobile phone, other materials are brought casually, which is like an open-book exam.

Although I am not educated, I can memorize the answers very well. If you test me now, I can give you the answers immediately, and I am proficient to this level. "

"Are you qualified?" Old Xue continued to ask.

"What a pass!" Li Yue scolded angrily, "Among the more than 100 people who took the exam, he was the only one who didn't pass the exam. He was trying his best to answer the questions. It's good for you, big brother, to finish writing the paper early, and then Steal food with your mobile phone in the examination room, if you steal it, you will steal it quietly, and ask the people around you for the Q number, and plan to get a few more friends so that he can steal food, but the leader who comes down to supervise sees it, You said he was sick."

"Okay, okay! If you can't pass it, you can take the exam next time. Why are you always talking about this shit." Wang Xing interrupted Li Yue's words unwillingly.

"What's the matter, don't let me tell you, I've been holding a computer all day long, and I haven't seen any scientific research results you have tinkered with." This eldest sister is worthy of being a scientific research institute, and she really has a scientific research spirit.

"Don't talk about me, don't you also have a computer, research stocks all day long, research and study, put all the money at home into it, and have the face to blame me." Wang Xing directly exposed the other party's sore spot.

"Stop it, stop it! Everyone is here for dinner today, so don't mention those unpleasant things, it's a face for my old Tan." Mr. Tan came out in time to smooth things over.

But even so, the couple still looked like their swords were on the verge of breaking out. Well, even if they didn't fight here, they had to fight when they went back.

"Actually, it's not that difficult to win money!" I said surprisingly.

"Oh, I didn't see it, you still play stocks?" Qian Chunlei said with contempt for me.

"Brothers and sisters, let Jia Shu finish the sentence." Wang Xing was somewhat humane and said something fair.

I originally wanted to mention the winning talisman of gambling, but when the woman surnamed Qian finished speaking, I became infuriated at that time.The second Onima, Desanima is a force.What the little grandfather looks down on the most is you low-level civil servants. You treat leaders like He Shen, make reports like Kong Fansen, treat people like Tyson, and make money like Gao Baosen.

In terms of money, the young master may not lose to you; in terms of power, if I casually pick out a high-ranking official who knows the imperial capital, the mayor will have to give face; in terms of freedom, I am willing to open the door to make money, and I am not willing to open the door. How can I go on a trip, can you compare?Ciao, as for pretending to be like this?

As soon as you enter the door, you guys are enough to pretend, if you don’t get up, it’s fine, at least don’t just sit there and chat, you don’t even have the most basic manners; after you come in and sit down, you just open your mouth and shut your mouth. , What do you use to pretend to be a Nima big-tailed eagle!Ciao, when I was in the imperial capital, I bought more than 3000 skin care products for my mother, and the old lady used them to wipe the cracked heels. Are you so willing?

And the little master earns his own money, because the money is clean, I can spend it as I want, not like you all, time!

Xue Shizhe saw the flash of anger in my eyes, and quickly took up the topic, "Jia Shu, wait a moment, I will tell everyone an interesting story about my time when I went to the party school for further study."

Without waiting for everyone's consent, this guy continued to preach: "At that time, I went to a party school in another place for further study. There were four people in a dormitory. Among them, roommate A and roommate B were extremely at odds and quarreled at every turn, and A was from the south. The rest of us The three brothers are all from the north, so A didn't dare to do anything, for fear that the rest of us would band together to deal with him, so he threatened to learn from Ma Jiajue, and sooner or later we would all be wiped out.

Roommate B drank too much that night, and you all know that it's just a formality to talk about further study, and it's all for yourself.When he came back, the dormitory had already turned off the lights, and the guy walked into the room without turning on the lights. If he didn't pay attention, the guy tripped over the stool, and ended up with his head stuck on the corner of the table.

At that time, the blood was like a fountain, and it even sprayed roommate A's face. I was kind, so I accompanied him to the hospital for stitches, leaving roommate A alone in the dormitory.

Second Olympic!When I came back, I found another roommate naked and running naked in the playground in long johns.That city is so colder than Liaoning, I was surprised, so I went up to ask the other party what's wrong?

The other party looked at me as if they were seeing relatives, and told me about the incident with snot and tears.It turned out that after I sent roommate B to the hospital, roommate A felt that it was a classmate after all, and roommate B also made a mess, so I planned to repair the chair that was crushed when roommate B fell down, and then called out to the one who was still sleeping. Roommate, go to the hospital to see roommate b.

Because it was repairing the stool, it rattled and woke up the remaining roommate.This guy got up and rubbed his eyes and took a look: Roommate A had blood on his face, held a hammer, and B and I were gone, and it reminded me that A said that he was going to be Ma Jiajue, so scared that this guy ran away without any clothes on out.If I hadn't come back in time, this product would have been frozen into a popsicle. "

to be continued