the last witcher

Hey, I'll go, as soon as this guy finished speaking, everyone in the room burst out laughing. There are such wonderful things every year, especially this year.Even I swept away the unhappiness just now and laughed along with everyone.

"Since Lao Xue told such an interesting story, I'll tell you one too." Qian Chunlei quickly turned everyone's attention to herself, and then began to speak shamelessly: "Once I took a plane to go abroad. In the city, I met a very stupid old man. After the plane took off, the old man shouted from the seat at the rear of the plane: "Waiter!waiter! "After the stewardess passed by, the old man yelled for water.

Not long after the flight attendant settled the old man, the old man started yelling again: "Waiter! Waiter! I want to go to the latrine!" At that time, I saw the flight attendant take the old man to the bathroom with a black face.After returning to the seat, the stewardess said to the old man: "Hi, if you need help in the future, please press the button on the top of your head, and I will help you." Got it, and left.Not long after, the old man really pressed the button above his head, but when the stewardess walked over, he almost fainted from the anger of the old man.I saw that after the uncle pressed the button, he stood up and shouted at the button: "Waiter! Waiter! Haha, this is funny to me, isn't it funny?"

But what Ya didn't expect was that, except for her giggling, the rest of the people present looked at her silently, and no one laughed.

I have no objection to certain artists making fun of people with disabilities on stage, or some hard-working people in reality, because that is their profession, and winning the audience's smile is the greatest recognition for them.To paraphrase Guo Degang's words: "If the cross talk is not funny, then it is really too funny."

But I don't accept Qian Chunlei's attitude of making fun of the elderly in reality.Just imagine that an old man may have never been on a plane in his life, but it is considered normal to take a plane once and make mistakes in the face of things he does not understand.Just like learning to tie shoelaces and hold chopsticks when we were young, there is nothing ridiculous about it.On the contrary, people who think this story is ridiculous really make me feel sad.

Seeing that this was going to be cold, Yuanyuan coughed and said, "Do you think I'm fat now?"

Mr. Tan is such a smart person, he immediately took over the conversation, "You are so slim now, you are definitely in a standard figure."

"I was an authentic big fat man when I was young." Yuanyuan said seriously,

"Really?" "Then how did you lose weight to this extent?" Li Yue and Zhang Linlin asked respectively.

"Really, what are you doing! Sister Zhang, listen to me first, and I will tell you the secret later." Yuanyuan said to the two separately, and after seeing the successful change of subject, Yuanyuan continued: "I will call The little spirit was forced to split, because my mother was very upset when she saw that I was fat, and when I was at home, she would yell at me: "I still have to grow fat at home!won't you go out and play "When I go out, I will be scorned and said: "You want to drag me all over again to embarrass me?Take care of me "Actually, I am really my own, and I definitely didn't pick it up from the garbage dump."

Everyone burst into laughter, it seemed that the unhappiness Qian Chunlei had brought had been successfully covered up.

Taking this opportunity, Lili said, "My mother said I was brought here from the hospital." This seems to be the popular version.

"Then what's the matter? My mother always said that I collapsed like Monkey King from the cracks in the rocks when I was young. I believe her so much." Lele on the side continued, well, this should be caused by watching too many TV dramas. Version.

So, where did the various versions of the children come from began to be discussed.

"My mother said that I bought it from human traffickers for 20 yuan. It seems that pork was only [-] cents a catty at that time. Then, under my questioning, my mother admitted that I was more beautiful and stronger than pigs, so she gritted her teeth. I bought it for me, and when I grow up, I can kill and eat meat.” It seems that Huanhuan’s mother is a foodie, otherwise there is no comparison between a pig and a child, and she plans to eat her own child, which is so scary!

"What are you, my mother said that my father had been away on business trips at that time, and the house was too deserted, so my mother thought desperately. After ten months of thinking, I figured it out from my mother's head. "I can only say that Meimei's mother should write novels. Children can come up with such strong ideas.

"My mother said: There is a child processing base. They produced many children. They kept all the boys and they will work as coolies in the future. The little girls were all thrown away, or put on the hillside to feed the wolves. Because the processing base is unwilling to raise a little girl, it just thinks that when she grows up, she will have to give a dowry, and it will be a disadvantage to sell it at a loss. My mother picks up children every day at the foot of the mountain, and finally picks the cutest child to take home He also said that it depends on those little boys who will become bachelors in the future." Xuanxuan's mother is even more weird, she must have gone to work too much, or received less dowry gifts, and she plans to take her daughter back to find her.

"All of you are content, my mother said that I was the fruit of my pear tree, and when they ate it, they found me in the fruit, which made me very afraid of eating pears when I was a child, for fear that I would also have a baby out of it " Lan Lan said in confusion, Momotaro's version.

But when it was Dudu's turn, the girl lowered her head and remained silent for a long time.After everyone's repeated urging, she blushed and said: "My mother said: I was excreted by her." Well, it seems that this is the closest to the real situation, but the taste is a bit heavy.

After talking for a while, it was finally my turn. I cleared my throat and said, "That night, there was lightning, thunder, and wind and rain. After a bolt of lightning from Beauty God passed, I saw Inuyasha appearing in front of my parents with the baby in his arms. He said He is being hunted down by Super Saiyans. For the safety of Penguin Village, he interprets the swastika as Luffy, shouting: There is only one truth, and represents the moon to go to the Heavenly Palace to make troubles. After she and Sheriff Black Cat, she will return to Hokage's village, and marry Ling Boli after rejecting the entanglement between the three Maoyan sisters and Axiang.

Unexpectedly, the pseudo-girl Ranma with the black ball was killed halfway, and she came to make trouble with the ninja Rantaro, Fuxing Boy and others.So, he drove Gundam Seed, and competed with Megatron and Optimus Prime commanded by the opponent.In the end, Gintoki Sakata, who was wearing a golden saint, and Hiharu Kenshin and Rukawa Kaede joined in time, finally made the opponent shout: I will come back!

Finally, in Laputa in the Sky, Sebastian Mika Ellis and Yusuke Urahan served as best man, Hell Girl and Shana served as bridesmaids, Chihiro and Chibi Maruko served as flower girls, and held a grand ceremony wedding of the century.

I originally planned to entrust me with the heavy responsibility of maintaining the safety of the universe, but considering that the name Ikkyu is too simple, Onitsuka Eiji and Lelouchu decided to call me Crayon Shin-chan. "

As soon as I was halfway through, many animation masters among the girls began to exclaim.When I finished speaking, even a few girls present started applauding for me.In fact, I just want to say that this is less than one-tenth of what the little master has seen.

to be continued