the last witcher

I held Wang Lili's hand and came to the lobby of the hotel, and the other party was by my side. I feel that I am definitely the happiest person in the world at this moment.

Well, because we were too happy, we left Lao Cao in another box of the hotel, and left there happily.According to Lao Cao's later narration, he chatted happily with other drivers all night in that box, but he didn't eat anything.I'm sorry, brother, I was really happy that day, you have to be considerate of me.

Since everyone hadn't eaten, I accompanied eight beautiful girls who were as beautiful as flowers and jade to the next location, a restaurant that was still open at midnight.

As soon as I went out, I realized how rich the remaining seven girls were, and they all had luxury cars.From Mercedes-Benz trot to Maserati, this Nima definitely has the urge to hit my head with tofu and hang myself with cooked noodles. Why are these girls all white and rich?

It seems that the car driven by Wang Lili has the lowest price. How embarrassing is this for a man like me, how embarrassing is it!Fortunately, brother Cao didn't come out with him, otherwise, with his personality, he would definitely invite these girls to ride in his car. Just thinking about it makes my liver shudder.

It was not because of his vanity, but because he was afraid that Lao Cao would not be able to accept this cruel blow.You must know that one Wang Lili made Lao Cao's jaw drop to the ground in surprise, and eight of them suddenly appeared, and all of them were as beautiful as flowers, worth a lot of money, and they all showed great enthusiasm for me, Brother Cao You will definitely envy and hate me to death.

But what I didn't expect was that this group of girls finally chose a Lanzhou ramen restaurant as a place for supper, which made me entangled.To paraphrase Wang Lili's words, this is called not showing off wealth!

Nima, how do you want to show off your wealth?In the middle of the night, the only people who can go to the ramen restaurant to eat are taxi drivers, or office workers who are off the night shift. You drive eight luxury cars to the outside of the ramen restaurant. The roar of the motor is enough to attract attention. That's right, and then every girl who came down from inside was so glamorous. In the end, I was the only man surrounded by these beautiful girls and walked in. What do you think of the people who eat inside?Anyway, the beauty in my heart is like honey, haha!

Ever since this group of girls entered the ramen restaurant, the sparse diners inside have all pulled out their phones, some secretly taking pictures, and some reporting news to their colleagues.Take me as an example when I heard a conversation between a taxi driver and a taxi driver after I exploded my spiritual power:

"Old Wang, hurry up and come to the Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant in front of the station, I'm the next one! I encountered something awesome today.

What, there is work.Ciao, don't pull it, come here quickly, he will leave after eating the ramen, don't say I didn't inform you.

Oh, just look at the luxury cars parked at the door, and you can guess how good-looking those girls are, but the guy looks so ordinary, it makes me feel like a pile of cow dung was put on a bouquet of flowers , Blind those girls for nothing.

It's really a ramen restaurant, why can't they eat ramen?Just the one we often come to, yes, that one.

It's not one, it's eight, just one stupid man, really, why am I fooling you, there are really eight, you will know when you come over and see, they are so fucking beautiful, I patronize them and forget about them hungry!

That's fine, I'll wait for you to come over. "

Your sister, you are an idiot man, your whole family is a cow cake that fell on the bouquet, and you describe people like that, sub-Ao!

I was struggling here when I saw Yuanyuan leave her seat after eating a big bowl of ramen. After a while, she came in with two boxes of strawberries. , I didn’t expect to come here to eat ramen, it seems that my weight loss plan has failed again.” After finishing speaking, he distributed the strawberries in his hand to all the sisters present and me as a gentleman.

You can tell that this is definitely Jiujiu Strawberry, it is big, juicy and very sweet.Just the strawberry in my hand is at least 20 yuan less.

"Strawberries are delicious. Why don't we find someone who produces strawberries one day, and let's go and pick some to eat." Lele suggested.

"I'm not going, and I don't know how to climb trees, so you can bully me." Huanhuan said depressingly.

Nima, who told you that strawberries grow on trees, Ciao, it's terrible to be uneducated!However, Huanhuan should have the biggest breasts among this group of girls by visual inspection, and she really answered the sentence that she has big breasts and no brains.

But after thinking about it, in the current environment where milk powder is extremely unsafe, finding a woman with big breasts as a wife is definitely an expression of a man's responsibility for his children.Moreover, big breasts also have the benefits of big breasts, at least she is not the one who enjoys it, remember to applaud if you understand it in seconds!

Everyone was laughing at Huanhuan's ignorance when they saw a drunk walking in with a half bottle of white wine in his left hand and a wine glass in his right.

"Boss... Boss, come... come... a plate of cauliflower!" After shouting, this guy directly drank the white wine in the glass.Nima seems to have lost her tongue, so what the hell is she drinking?

The waitress inside said loudly: "Our Muslim restaurant strictly prohibits drinking alcohol, please go out."

"No...don't give me food... just... just... forget it!" The guy held the door and came outside.Maybe he drank too much, this guy came to the window, took out his little brother, and started hissing at the window.

Ciao, everyone in the room, is this a live broadcast?The problem is that the thing is too small for you, thank you for being so embarrassed to take it out, Oo!

I stood up as soon as I slapped the table, it's so awesome, I have to teach it well.Amidst the exclamation of a group of girls, I headed towards the place where the man was and killed him.

But what I didn't expect was that this guy used a wine bottle to carry his little brother, and the other side actually used a wine glass to catch up. When I went out, the urine had already overflowed from the wine glass, which meant that [-]% of the urine was on him. The hand holding the wine glass is over.

Not to mention, after he finished urinating, he looked at the cup and muttered: "Why is there another cup?" Then, he raised his head and did it!

Well, I couldn't hold back when I stood in front of Ya, the ramen I just ate sprayed all over him.Because it was in front of the big glass, it meant that my vomiting was also broadcast live, so after I finished vomiting, all the people in the room who had just held back their vomiting now vomited.

I'm so angry with the waiter in the restaurant, this shit vomits everywhere, how can I clean up after a while, but don't blame others, she insisted on it for a while, and she vomited.

Afterwards, Yuanyuan dropped a hundred-yuan bill, and then the group of girls started to get into the car like crazy. There was half a piece of unchewed noodles hanging from the corner of Wang Lili's mouth, and she probably forgot to wipe her mouth in a hurry.

Well, my harem treatment is over here. These girls opened the car windows and fled the scene like flying. They didn't even say goodbye to me. If I meet this drunk again, I will Make sure to give Ya another full cup of urine, so that Ya can drink enough!

Wang Lili was able to drive for less than ten kilometers before closing the windows of the car. What happened to Nima just now is really disgusting. I hope readers don’t eat when they read this, and treat it as weight loss.

After closing the car window, Wang Lili asked affectionately, "Jia Shu, when are you going to see our parents today?"

to be continued