the last witcher

I thought for a moment, and then said: "In the morning, my parents probably don't have time to pour water for the ornamental fish at home. Besides, I didn't tell them that you are going to go there, and there is no preparation at home. If you want to go there, then Just in the afternoon. I'll give them a call later and ask them to prepare."

Wang Lili hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that. It's the first time I go to your house. I should buy something for our parents. I can't go there empty-handed. Think about it, what your parents like, wait until dawn At that time, you and I bought them to honor the elders."

What a filial daughter-in-law, I was deeply moved in my heart, but I said on my mouth: "No need, there is nothing missing at home, you just go back with me. Also, what do you like to eat, I will let the old man make it for you, My dad always cooks delicious food."

"No, you have to buy things. This is etiquette, you stupid..." Before the other party could say the word melon, my kiss was printed on the other party's forehead, causing Wang Lili to brake quickly.

"Don't make trouble, you're driving. It's hard to find a good husband, and there will be a car accident later." Wang Lili said happily.

"Hurry up! Bah! Bah!" I said to Wang Lili angrily.

"Bah! Bah! Bah! It's alright, but I really like the feeling of being kissed by you." Wang Lili said to me happily.

"It's not that I want to kiss you, it's that you've been driving the window for too long, and my mouth is cold, so let me cover my mouth with your forehead." I said nastyly, but the other party punched me, which made me laugh out loud laugh.

"But I can't figure out something, I want to ask you!" The other party asked me after restarting the car.

"What's the matter, a husband must know everything and talk endlessly." I replied half-jokingly.

"A man like you has a career, ability, self-motivation and sense of responsibility, and his mouth is as sweet as honey. He is definitely a killer for girls. Why are you still single?" Wang Lili asked puzzled. road.

To be honest, I really don't want to talk about the relationship in the past, so after thinking about the answer quickly in my brain, I said to Wang Lili: "I remember when I was in the second year of junior high school, I went to the barber shop once and was rushing A new hair stylist from out of town gave me a shaved haircut. So, I came to class with this cool hairstyle.

A beautiful girl sitting in front of me said, "Jia Shu, did you cut your hair? Look at me too!" I replied, "Look at how beautiful you are, and how stupid I am. "

The girl shyly said: "Not stupid, very handsome." Just as she was looking at me shyly, I replied to the other person in a very retarded manner: "Handsome? Which eye of yours can see it! "

"Haha!" This made Wang Lili laugh, "Your EQ was really low when you were in junior high school."

"Isn't it? I finally made it to high school, probably in the third year. During a recess, I discussed maternal love with a very beautiful girl in the next class. She said that she would be a good mother in the future, and then raised a After hearing her example, I sighed: "There are not many girls with maternal love like you. "The girl blushed and said to me: "It's just that I haven't found a good father yet. "I didn't know how to calculate it at the time, so I opened my mouth and said: "Widows are the best mothers." "

"Oh, it can't be done, my stomach hurts from laughing." Wang Lili was almost twitching after hearing this.

"Isn't that right? When I went to college, because I went to school early, most of my classmates were my senior sisters. It should be my sophomore year. There was a junior senior who would always occupy a seat for me. I am very grateful she.

But one day, she asked a classmate to bring me a letter telling me that she was sick, so I went to see her. When I came to the apartment she rented off-campus, she was lying on the sofa in the living room watching TV.

"I heard that you are sick?" I saw that Ya didn't seem to be sick at all, so I asked.

"It's nothing, just a little stomachache." The senior sister said while making room for me on the sofa.

"Then I'll buy you a hot water bottle next time I come here." After I finished speaking, I turned around and left. The problem is that since then, there will be no next time. This senior sister will never occupy a seat for me again. It's all so confusing to me. "

"Gah..." Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road, and she almost carried her back with a smile, "Haha, Old Shu, I'm laughing because you are pure, right? Haha, I can't do it anymore, don't tease me. "

"So, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have found you, and I will definitely love you very much." I said this very seriously, without any moisture.

"Got it!" The other party finally laughed, and then she blinked and asked mischievously: "Who did you spend Valentine's Day with this year? Don't tell me, you spent it alone, let alone Don't say you did it with your own hands."

Your sister, without your sauce, you have spoken out all the advantages of a man.But is the little master a vegetarian? I smiled and said to her: "On February 14th, I played Lianliankan in the wedding shop all day, and with a few clicks of the mouse, I eliminated one pair after another. Yes, another couple! At the same time, I wish all the men and women who opened the room that day are brothers and sisters." I said bitterly.

"Okay, I get it. I don't think my days will be boring after meeting such a wonderful husband as you." Wang Lili said happily.

"By the way, hubby, at the wine table just now, what did you say was the way to win?" This girl's memory is really good, and she thought of asking about it.

Thinking of this girl's playful nature, I absolutely can't tell the whole story about the gambling winning talisman, so as to save myself from embarrassing myself in the future.So I tidied up my thoughts and said, "That's not easy, a tattoo is ok!"

"Tattoo? What do you mean?" Because Wang Lili had seen my ability, she didn't dare to question my authority easily, and I just took advantage of this.

"On Xue Shizhe's butt, it would be good to have a tattoo full of flies!" I said badly.

"I still don't understand why tattooing flies on his butt can make him win money?" Wang Lili is really stupid.

I licked my lips and replied: "The buttocks are also called buttocks, and the flies are also called flies, so an ass full of flies is..."

"Haha, a fly! Jia Shu, you are too bad! Haha, don't make me laugh, I'm driving, haha!" This was for Wang Lili, and she almost passed her anger, but it also indirectly proved that Xiao No one can resist the grandpa's manly charm.

After Wang Lili finished laughing, I asked insinuatingly, "I don't know what you're planning on attending Mr. Tan's dinner today?"

Wang Lili looked like she knew you would ask, and then said to me: "I didn't know that the other party would be so despicable beforehand, otherwise I wouldn't go if I killed you, husband."

After seeing me still smirking at her, Wang Lili said helplessly: "Actually, this is my amateur occupation. Whenever a big boss needs us to show off, we will show up and charge according to the other party's request. Like this time Mr. Tan promised to pay each of us 1 yuan regardless of whether the matter is successful or not. Of course, Yuanyuan, who is in charge of the matchmaking, asked each of us to draw 2000 yuan as a benefit fee afterwards."

to be continued