the last witcher

When I chased up to Wang Lili, I realized that this guy was stuffing scallion egg pancakes into his mouth indiscriminately. Seeing me coming, this girl actually asked vaguely: "You also have some, I didn't eat it this morning." full."

I said helplessly: "Little ancestor, you treat this as a restaurant, and you can eat whatever you order. Their egg pancakes are sold by the pound."

After listening to me, Wang Lili didn't stop grabbing the pancakes, but pointed to a sign next to the plate, I watched intently, Nima, free tasting, well, you won!

In fact, Wang Lili is not to blame for this, even the supermarkets nowadays have no brains.You said that in the area that sells breakfast, you can’t eat it after buying it. It can only be sealed in a packaging bag, and you have to take it to the cashier and pay for it before you can eat it.

The problem is that Wang Lili and I are so hungry now, how can we still have the strength to get to the cashier, and we always pay attention to humanized service, so why not set up a separate cashier in the place where the food is sold?a bunch of idiots!

Seeing Wang Lili eating like that reminds me of my initial stage of college.I remember at that time, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat. I would buy a few steamed buns every time, and then rinse the seasoning packets of instant noodles with boiling water, and drink it as soup. It is also called miso soup. !Alas, the past is unbearable.

After Wang Lili finished eating all the scallion pancakes on the free tasting plate, she took out a paper towel and wiped her hands contentedly. Then, regardless of the contemptuous expressions of the people around her, she dragged me to the next stop: the aunt's towel area!

This little girl definitely did it on purpose, isn't the little master just a broken chrysanthemum, but as for pulling me, will you tell me the price-performance ratio of each kind of aunt's towel one by one?Those who know I need it, but those who don’t know think I’m a freak.

After buying a few packs of auntie towels, the two of us pushed the trolley outside, just in time for the promotion in the toothpaste section, and the shopping guide next to me kept selling us how good the toothpaste was.

I was going to throw a box in the car and shut up, but I didn't expect the big shopping guide to say: "Handsome guy, look at the big sister who uses this toothpaste now. Her teeth used to be very yellow, but now the more she brushes, the whiter she gets."

It's okay if you don't say anything. After I finished speaking, I saw that Ya's mouth was full of big yellow teeth, so I silently put the toothpaste in my hand back to its original place, and then pulled Wang Lili to move on.

Just as the two of us continued to stroll around pushing the cart, we saw a young mother pulling a three or four-year-old boy, talking to the shopping guide in the supermarket.

"Sister, help me look after the child, I'm going to the bathroom." The young mother said,

"Okay, go and come back quickly." The shopping guide in the supermarket replied kindly.

"Be obedient, mom will be back soon." The young mother stroked the child's head and ordered, then quickly pulled out a pack of facial tissue and a sanitary napkin from the handbag of the cart, and then rushed to the bathroom.

Maybe it was because she was afraid that the child would be alone after going for a long time. The young mother ran very fast, and as soon as she ran out of the toothpaste area, she bumped into a middle-aged woman who was coming towards her.Since both of them were unprepared, they both fell down in an instant.

In fact, this young mother didn't do it on purpose, but after the middle-aged woman stood up, she started to yell at her. It was something ugly, and the more she yelled, the louder the yelling, until the end, listening to the meaning, she actually planned to extort money. Second Olympic!So fucking shameless.

The young mother should have fallen hard too, at least the mother was lying on the ground while the old woman was swearing.When she heard that the old woman was planning to extort money, the mother just opened her legs silently, exposing the blood-stained trousers, and shouted with a painful expression: "My stomach." Scared the old woman, she ran away , That speed is called a fast, what Liu Xiang, what Bolt, all the fuck aside.

talent!Master!Because I knew that this eldest sister was going to the toilet to change sanitary napkins, and then she staged such a good show in front of the two of us. With this young mother's acting skills: she grinned in pain, clutched her stomach desperately, and by the way With the blood flowing out of the trousers, and the wisdom of scaring the old woman away, at least she can win this year's Oscar for Best Female Pig Knuckle!

I was sighing here, when I saw the woman's child coming up, I wanted to go over and stop the child, but there were too many people watching, and before I could squeeze past, the child squeezed came in.

When he saw his mother lying there moaning in pain, the child's pupils dilated instantly, and he murmured: "Mom...Mom..." After shouting, the child actually fainted with a "啦啦" land.

This shit scared everyone present, they all hid far away.However, there were a few kind-hearted aunts who quickly picked up the child and started pinching him, but the problem was that the child didn't wake up after pinching for a long time.

And the young mother who was lying on the ground pretending to be a film star, didn't care about continuing to act at this time, but quickly got up, rushed to her son, and patted her son's face like crazy, when she found that the child still didn't wake up When she came, the young mother was really in a hurry, with tears running down her nose and screaming like hell, she definitely didn't pretend this time.

Wang Lili hid behind me in fear, and I used this time to burst out my spiritual power, because I also wanted to know what happened to this child.

As soon as the spiritual power erupted, I saw the child's soul hiding on the side of the toothpaste shelf, secretly looking over here.

I left Wang Lili beside me, walked quickly to the child's soul, then squatted down, and whispered to him: "Hurry up and go back to your mother."

Seeing that the child was shaking his head like a rattle, he seemed particularly frightened.

Shit, the people over there have already started to call 1 ambulance. The problem is that the child lost his soul in fright. It’s useless if the doctor comes. But how can I tell those people that the child’s soul is here? I am so worried.

Forget it, if it’s not soft, I’ll make it hard.Thinking of this, I stretched out my hand and grabbed your child's arm. Don't tell me, don't look at him as a spirit body. How the hell can I grab it? Then I grabbed the child's spirit body and prepared to go towards his body .

Before I could exert my strength, I heard someone behind me yelling: "Stupid!"

Second Olympic!Why is this voice so familiar?After thinking about it, I immediately guessed who the person who shouted this was.

That's right, that idiot is standing behind me at this moment, staring at me angrily, and I don't know where I offended him.

"Go away, the little master still has business to do." I cursed at the other party in dissatisfaction.

I thought this guy would get out of the way obediently, but I didn't expect that Ya took out a ball of red thread from the inner pocket of the windbreaker, and then walked quickly to the child's spirit body, then tied the end of the red thread to the child's wrist, and then slapped I opened the hand that was holding the child, and finally walked towards the child's body with the red thread.

Second Olympic!Dare to love that this grandson can also see spirit bodies, what the hell is wrong with this nima today?

to be continued