the last witcher

Just look at the guy holding a piece of paper in his hand, which says: I am a deaf-mute, I want to buy something that stutters, please give me some money.

My first thought at the time was: Could he be a liar?And I only have 45 yuan on me. If I gave it to him, what should I spend?So I asked Wang Lili, "What was written on that paper? Oh, by the way, you don't know Chinese characters either. You say we Chinese-Americans don't know how to read. You really embarrass your parents!"

Before Wang Lili could speak, this guy said, "Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a train ticket to go home. You can lend me some money and leave me an address or account number. Wait until I get back." I'll give it back to you, okay?"

I was surprised and said, "Aren't you a deaf-mute?"

He was also surprised and asked, "Aren't you illiterate?"

Wang Lili was left alone laughing in the wind, which surprised passers-by.

I heard someone scolding behind me: "Stupid~Fucking!"

Second Olympic!Is this guy scolding me, that liar, or Wang Lili?For a moment, the eyes of the three of us were all on our buddies.

The idiot who spoke was standing not far behind Wang Lili, wearing a casual suit and a gray coat of woolen material, a large dark purple striped scarf around his neck, and a pair of wipes on his feet. You have to rub your big leather shoes with bright tiles.

I have to say that this idiot dresses very tastefully. The fly in the ointment is that this buddy is a little short of height, at most about 1.7 meters. He has a Korean hairstyle, and he also wears a pair of glasses, small eyes, flat nose, small Mouth, a pair of protruding ears, no matter how you look at it, you are an idiot.

"Who are you scolding?" asked the liar first,

"Stupid!" It seems that this buddy can say this sentence, forget it, maybe this guy is crazy, just look at what he wears, it's neither fish nor fowl.Thinking of this, I took Wang Lili's hand and walked quickly towards the New Century Supermarket.

Since the door just opened, there were not too many people there, so I took Wang Lili's hand and asked, "Girl, shall we go in with a basket or push a cart?"

"One person pushes one!" The girl's answer made me so happy, I'm rare for such a local tyrant.

"Hey, husband, what if the two of us get separated later?" Wang Lili asked with precautions.

I said confidently: "That's not easy. I'll go to the radio station and broadcast: Ms. Wang Lili, your father is waiting for you at the door. After hearing the broadcast, please go to the door to meet your father immediately!"

"Ci'ao! I've been taken advantage of by you again." Wang Lili said with her mouth pouted, that puffy look was really cute, and I was instantly fascinated by it.

"Husband, what's the matter with you?" Wang Lili asked hastily when she noticed that I was staring at her without moving my place for a long time.

"It's nothing, I really like your cute look." I replied with a smile.

"Then do you think being cute is a compliment or a derogation? Is it an advantage or a disadvantage? Is it a good thing or a bad thing?" Wang Lili asked after giving me a trolley.

My god replied: "Look at the appearance!" Then, I pointed to the other party and said, "For you, being cute is not only a compliment but also an advantage, and it is also a good thing!"

"Husband, your mouth is so sweet." Wang Lili said happily. Actually, it's not my sweet mouth, it's you who are so beautiful.

I was just feeling that when I married such a flowery girl, there was a girl next to me who looked too sorry for the audience, and she seemed to be arguing with her boyfriend (a woman who looks like this has a man who wants it, I think that man is not Blind people have heavy tastes).

I heard the girl growl: "My old lady is with Xiaosan now, what can you do to me?"

Just when Wang Lili and I were secretly staring at you, this guy actually handed the phone to me, and then shouted at the phone: "Listen!"

Nima, I still have my girlfriend with me, I don't want to play with you like this.I obviously felt Wang Lili's schadenfreude look, so I took the phone with dignity and said: "I have slept with her for almost three years (vomit, this makes me sick), but you are actually the third party ( The other party is not calm), but I respect her personal desire more, if you refuse to accept it, come and kill me, (the other party said "dirty" to the phone), you take it easy, I'm going to have a room with her! "

After finishing speaking, hang up the phone and throw it to the girl, and add a sentence: "I'll make you so dumb!"

It was seen that after the girl took the phone, she was confused for a moment, then started to call back, and kept explaining to her husband that the elder brother pushed the trolley and walked towards the escalator with deep merit and fame.

On the escalator, Wang Lili asked with a tangled face, "Honey, why are you so bad?"

I looked up at the ceiling and said with emotion: "There are no bad people in the world, there are too many idiots, so we need to maintain the peace of the universe."

"Damn, I thought you were going to say that I have been bullied by bad people a lot, so I learned so badly?" Wang Lili said depressingly.

"It is said that failure is fucking success, but some people are infertile. Therefore, success has no hope for those people!" Laugh out loud.

When I looked up, I saw a TV hanging on the ceiling on the third floor playing a cosmetic advertisement.Just watch a show on TV where a guy with super tight pants, orchid fingers, and a sissy voice is teaching a group of beauties how to do beauty and make-up.

Looking at the man on TV, and then at Wang Lili behind him, I feel that this man is more tender than Wang Lili, and the lump of flesh in his crotch is in vain.

I was feeling emotional here, when I heard a woman behind me mutter softly: "Mom, why did you say that the girl who was on the phone at the trolley just now was so swollen and ugly?" Well, the hero sees the same thing, I also feel that girl It's beyond ugly.

Another older voice replied: "You girl, if you say other people's children are ugly, your own children will be even uglier in the future. When I was young, I always said other people's children were ugly." This is definitely not my real mother. The one who buried his own daughter.

On the other side of the escalator, an old man walked down with a child in his arms.I saw that bear child pointing at Wang Lili behind me and yelling: "Dad, Dad, I want that beautiful aunt to be my mother."

After the sound, I found that the eyes of the customers on my side were all attracted by that brat.Just when I was going to listen to a father's teachings to his children, I heard the father ask: "Then what about your mother?"

Uh, this old man's words are really unreliable, how can he educate children like this.I heard the brat continue to reply: "Mom will be the little one, and that aunt will be the big one!"

"It's really my own, isn't it!" Shit, I turned around and found that not only me, but many people behind me are so messy, what kind of education method is this damn?

It can be regarded as reaching the third floor. Before I could stand still, I found Wang Lili rushing inside pushing the trolley. When I sniffed it, I immediately followed and chased after her...

to be continued