the last witcher

While talking, I took Wang Lili to the shelf near the thermos cup, and then said: "The old man is good for drinking tea and smoking cigarettes. But the cigarettes that the old man smokes are bought shredded tobacco, and he will add good honey, white wine, Starch and tobacco materials are dried in the sun after getting wet. So, you don't have to worry about the smoke part.

As for drinking tea, the old man generally likes to drink scented tea, ordinary Monkey King is fine, but the tea cups are always accidentally broken, so buying a warm water cup for the old man is better than anything else. "

Wang Lili waited for me to finish speaking, kissed me, and said, "I never expected that you have such a careful heart, and you can understand our father's preferences so clearly. You are really a filial husband."

I blushed and said, "I was ignorant when I was young, and I have made the old man anxious for half my life. Now that I am older, I should be sensible."

After a pause, I continued: "After I worked, I recited a poem, which should be written by Leng Yuhongshuang. The name is "I want to be a father to my father once." I will recite it to you:

father is old,

stand there,

Like a small section of earth wall with a sloping foundation...

My father treated me more and more like a child,

I talk to my father,

Father always nodded vigorously,

I couldn't comprehend what I meant for a while,

Then he grinned and smirked at me...

for a moment,

I suddenly wanted to be a father to my father,

Buy him the best toys,

Cook good food every day for him to eat,

For him to go to school, has been studying abroad,

If someone bullies him,

I don't care about 21,

If you roll up your sleeves,

You can't beat me..."

"Husband!" Wang Lili burst into tears. In fact, I really didn't want to cry for her, but to let her know that it was not easy for her parents to raise us up.Now that we have grown up, and snowflakes have appeared on the heads of our parents, we have to know how to be grateful.

I held Wang Lili in my arms and said softly: "Honey, I know you are extremely unbalanced, but parents are parents, no matter what they did right or wrong in the past, as we grow older, we all need to take responsibility for being children." Responsibility."

"Stop it, I hate them!" Wang Lili replied through gritted teeth.

"How can you hate? Wife, to learn to love, you must first love yourself, then love your children, love your husband, and love your family, because only love is eternal." I instilled my own concepts into the other party.

"Honey, hold me tight, I'm really cold." Wang Lili said helplessly.

"En." I held him tightly in my arms, and then said calmly, "Let me tell you an interesting story between my parents."

Wang Lili snuggled into my arms and didn't speak, so I took her as a tacit consent, and then said slowly: "One time, our whole family sat together to eat, and I didn't know what my mother thought, so we just sat there. tease my dad:

Mom: Call me auntie!

Dad: Big donkey...

Mom: call me auntie

Dad: Shark...

Mom: Call me grandma!

Dad: Fuck you, uncle...

Mom: Is it okay to have a daughter-in-law?

Dad: Good!

Mom: Do you want another one?

Dad: Yes!

Mom: Or?

Dad: No!

Mom: You see, I take care of you and my father every day, wash your clothes and cook for you, like a slave every day, thank you or not?

Dad: Thank you!

I was watching TV at the time, and when I heard what the old couple said was interesting, I answered, "Thank you for what?"

Dad: Get out and play, if you talk again, I'll clip you to a tree branch.Then the old couple burst out laughing.Can I say I am biological? "

"Pfft! Haha..." Wang Lili laughed happily, with tears still on her face, "I understand why you are so funny, so our parents are so funny."

I kissed him again, and then said with a smile: "Girl, God is fair, maybe your parents have done a lot of things that hurt you, but I believe that my parents will definitely take your parents' things back. This love and responsibility will be returned to you instead of your parents."

"I know." The little girl took out a tissue and wiped her face. "This one is good." The little girl said while taking a thermos cup from the shelf.

I glanced at the price for the first time, and my mother, **Si's character can't be changed. More than 700 yuan, really expensive!

It is stated on the label that it can filter water molecules and increase the alkalinity in the water. Ba la ba la wrote a lot of magical functions.

"Is it too expensive?" I asked in a low voice.

"Just this one." Wang Lili happily put the thermos cup into the trolley, then grabbed an electric blanket next to her and asked me: "Why don't you buy an electric blanket for our mother, this one is for two people. "

"I don't want it anymore. I remember my friend who is a doctor told me that electric blankets sometimes have the effect of killing sperm." I replied with a bitter face.

Wang Lili was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Husband, how jealous are you of families with brothers and sisters?"

I helplessly pulled the girl who was trembling with laughter in front of me, and walked forward.I happened to walk to the lingerie section, and I asked curiously, "Many women say black lace bras are sexy, but why don't I feel it?"

Wang Lili answered me fiercely, "My husband is so stupid!"

I looked at the other party with a question mark on my head, and then Wang Lili explained to me: "Men like naked girls. Those sexy underwear and so on are all fucking pretense. As for the sexy black lace underwear, it's just because We are lazy, black and dirt-resistant, understand?"

Well, does this count as people’s knowledge of my popular science?I stuck out my tongue with a smile.Unexpectedly, the girl immediately said: "Husband, don't be cute, especially for such an old man, it's shameful to be cute!" I blushed and pulled her towards the cashier.

As I was walking, I heard a girl A at the cashier say to another girl B: "Why do I feel like Plants vs. Zombies every time I go to work? Look, a large group of customers are approaching..."

The cashier girl B gave the other party a blank look and said: "You still play such childish games, how good it is to play Audition."

It was estimated that the other party’s voice was a bit loud, so Wang Lili turned around and asked me after hearing it, “Husband, do you play Audition?”

Depend on!I'm already an uncle, so why would I know how to play that kind of game? I looked at him contemptuously, and said, "I used to play World of Warcraft, and I was the seventh thief in the national server to get the Wind Chaser Sword."

Wang Lili ignored what I said later, and said to herself: "It's fine if you don't play. Those who play Audition are children."

I smiled and replied: "Well, I remember once playing World of Warcraft in the bar, sitting next to a little girl who was dressed as a non-mainstream, while smoking a low-quality cigarette, while desperately tapping on the blank space to play hard dance, this confuses me Yes."

"And then?" Wang Lili knew that I was going to be in trouble again, so she hurriedly asked.

"Then, I used the key to pry off the space on the keyboard while the little girl who didn't learn well went to the bathroom, and put it in my pocket."

"Haha, hubby, you are too bad!" Wang Lili laughed out loud again at my teasing, totally disregarding her image as a lady.

"After that girl came back, I immediately went to the supervisor to change the machine, so the whole world was a bird of peace!" I said badly.

to be continued