the last witcher

I chose the team of the cashier A, mainly because I feel that Ya is more reliable than the girl who plays hard dancing.Then I lined up at the back of the line, waited for the checkout, and took Wang Lili home to meet my parents.

I saw that the young couple at the front seemed to be studying something.The girl asked her boyfriend: "Think about it, what else did you forget to buy?" The boy lowered his head and thought for a long time, then raised his head and shook his head.

I yelled out of boredom, "Why don't you buy a box of instant noodles." Then I pointed at the boy and said, "Once he does something wrong, let me kneel down on the instant noodles, kneel down and kneel down again."

After the girl heard this, she decisively headed back to the supermarket, leaving the boy looking at me with a black line on his face, hehe, the old monk Amitabha committed evil again, so good!

"Why are you so bad?" Wang Lili asked with a smile behind me. When I was about to tease my fiancée, I found two girls from the other trip studying TT on the shelf.

"Take this one. This one has a scent. I like the strawberry flavor the most." The tall girl said,

"I still like the threaded one," replied the short girl.

"Forget it, the threaded mouth hurts!" The tall girl muttered in a low voice, I'll be good, my little friend and I were stunned, and at the same time I also admitted that I understood it in seconds, embarrassing, and still My morals!

When I was lamenting that the world has changed, I saw an old man rushing to the front of the cashier from outside, "Little girl, please change this, I thought it was facial tissue." While talking, the old man Throwing two packs of sanitary napkins on the cash register made those of us who lined up burst into laughter, what a lovely old man!

After the old man was put in by the security guard, the buddy at the front took a box of TT from the shelf, and asked the cashier girl with a dirty face, "What is this?"

After the girl glared at the buddy, she said coldly: "With it, without you!"

This made us all laugh, such a tough answer, the buddy looked back at us dissatisfied, and then stared at the people behind him with mocking eyes.

It's no wonder people look at us with that kind of attitude. At the moment I'm holding two packs of sanitary napkins, and the buddy behind Wang Lili is even more sad, pinching a few packs of heart-to-heart papers. Is this damn the legendary tall, handsome and rich? Short and poor?

After I coughed, I took Wang Lili behind me into my arms, and after seeing the buddy in front of me gave me a resentful look, he silently stepped outside the railing to prepare to pay.

I heard the cashier girl ask: "Do you want a bag?" The buddy said "ah" impatiently.

Then look at the cashier girl who quickly put all the things the other party bought into several bags. The funniest thing is that this buddy actually bought a big durian.Because they are all thorns, the little girl at the cashier had to put the durian in a plastic bag separately. I guess this guy is too weak and needs tonic, haha!

After the buddy glared at me bitterly, he was about to go out with a few plastic bags after paying the payment, but he didn't expect that the durian actually punctured the plastic bag and fell down.This guy subconsciously used his foot to pad it, probably because he was afraid that the durian would break, the problem was the durian, and then he heard a scream like a pig, which made everyone happy, it was so cool, let You just pretended to be aggressive, you were struck by lightning!

It was my turn, so I heard the cashier girl ask Wang Lili, "Do you have a membership card?" Wang Lili shook her head, and I said, "Take some plastic bags."

But what made me angry was that the cashier girl ignored me and continued to ask Wang Lili, "Do you want plastic bags?" Seeing Wang Lili nodding, the cashier girl swiftly took down several large plastic bags , began to load the goods inside.

Second Olympic!I am air, is it possible that the word **si is written on my face?Can I not be the master of a plastic bag?

Besides, the plastic restriction order is no longer valid, and the disposable lunch boxes have been released, but the plastic bags in the supermarket are still charged as usual!This is definitely a huge conspiracy!

I said viciously to the cashier girl: "Why do you think I am air, you must know that the Lord is God."

I heard the little girl say indifferently: "The last woolen king was fooled!"

Wipe, I don’t want to tell the truth, so I continued: “Such a small chest, such a big mouth, and such a bad temper, it’s really poor and very hungry!”

Wang Lili covered her mouth from behind, watching me fight with the cashier girl, but she didn't seem to fight at all.

"What's the matter with the small breasts? In the future, find a boyfriend with small hands, and he will be able to satisfy him!" The cashier girl replied to me unwillingly.

"Don't be afraid of small hands, I'm afraid that your boyfriend will have a big mouth!" Hmph, you are 1 years too early to be poor with the young master.

After I finished speaking, I saw the cashier girl quickly throw the rest of the goods into the plastic bag, shouting: "Next!" Nima, she couldn't tell me, so she wanted to get away with it, really.

After Wang Lili settled the accounts, she smiled and said to me: "You are such a grown-up, but you are still like a child. Hurry up and go home and visit our parents."

When I was walking out with several big bags full of things and Wang Lili's arm, I heard the cashier girl coldly shout: "It's really plant sex. The organs are inserted in the excrement of long-horned artiodactyls. !"

Uncle Ciao, you think I don’t understand, a flower stuck in cow dung, who are you calling cow dung?Just when I was about to go back and argue with Ya, Wang Lili pulled me away from the cashier quickly and walked towards the door.

As soon as I walked outside the door, I met a disabled person with a cane. When he saw the two of us, he said, "Two kind-hearted people, please give me one yuan. Pity me, the disabled person."

If it was normal, I would give Yayuan star anise and just send it away, but the problem is that I am carrying so many things now that I can’t do it at all, and Wang Lili also carried a lot of plastic bags, so I rolled my eyes and thought about it.

I yelled at the beggar angrily: "My salary is less than 30 yuan a month. I have no rest day for 24 days a month. I am basically on call 5000 hours a day. I earn less than 66 yuan for [-] minutes a month. On average Calculated, you earn [-] cents and [-] cents per minute. You said [-] words in ten seconds, and you plan to ask me for a dollar. It will take me [-] seconds to earn it back. How dare you Dare to ask me for money?"

After the disabled person finished listening, he silently put away his crutches, bowed to me, and left quickly with his crutches in his arms.Wang Lili stared at me for a long time, and then squeezed out two words between her teeth: "Awesome!"

I said to Wang Lili with a smirk, "Let's go, I'll take you to see my parents earlier."

After I finished speaking, I pulled the other party and walked towards the parking place, but as soon as Nima arrived at the parking place, I saw the unlucky monk Jie Crazy, leading that idiot, standing obediently next to our car, look at that Posture, it should be waiting for us to come back!

to be continued