the last witcher

Seeing me bringing Wang Lili over, Monk Jie Chi hurried up to greet him, "Amitabha, Master Jia, if you have time, we might as well talk about cooperation!"

Damn it, I just can't figure it out, why are you so swollen and dependent on me?I treated the other person like air, and after Wang Lili opened the car door with the remote control, I threw all the plastic bags in my hand on the back seat of the car, then took the things in Wang Lili's hand, and threw them in. car.

Through the rearview mirror, I saw Bu Xun standing there humming, it seems that this guy should be extremely dissatisfied with my performance.After Wang Lili started the car, the guy finally couldn't bear it and walked to my car window, and tapped my car window glass heavily with his fingers.

Wang Lili glanced at me, which meant to ask me, do you want to talk to the other party?I motioned for the other person to drive, then rolled the window, shouted at Buhua: "Fool!" and then left in the dust.

Leave the monk Jiezhi and that idiot to eat ashes!Wow Kaka, I'm so fucking bad!

This is really: The old man chatted about being a teenager, treating kidney deficiency, and no sugar.The golden hat is mink fur, and the thousand riders use Kang Wang.In order to repay Qingcheng with the prefect, 300 years, Jiuzhitang.The wine is full of wine, the chest and gallbladder are still open, the watermelon frost, the man of joy.In the cloud of Chijie, three gold glucose.Will pull the eagle bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi.

After the doggerel, I took out my mobile phone and called my mother: "Mom, I'll take my girlfriend home later."

"What?" My mother asked in disbelief.

"I said, take your future daughter-in-law back to show you old couple later!" I said it again.

"Oh, oh, shall we have lunch at home?" My mother continued to ask,

"Well, I've finished shopping for the dishes, and I'll be back right away. You don't need to prepare anything special." I told my mother.

"Well, I told your dad not to change the water for the fish. You are a real kid. You didn't say hello in advance when you brought your girlfriend back. You are a housekeeper (dialect: dirty and messy), when will you come back?" ?” Mom started to get nervous.

"It will be here in about 10 minutes. Now I am waiting for the traffic light in Xuxiangziqiao Cave." I was afraid that my mother would prepare it specially.

"Understood, I'll tie the dog up, so as not to scare the girl." My mother started to prepare for it.

"Well, then I'll hang up!" Before my mother could reply, I hung up the phone.Glancing at the phone, Tsao!What kind of smart phone, the broken battery is also useless, and it has only been a long time, and the phone has only one battery left.

I think back then, when the little master used a Nokia, the mobile phone was so easy to use.Charge it once a week, and it's waterproof, drop-proof, and thief-proof.Because when thieves see someone using a Nokia mobile phone, they often choose another person to start with. How good do you think that mobile phone is!

I still vaguely remember that when I was studying, I fought with someone in a bar in Sanlitun, and when someone used a wine bottle, I took out my Nokia, and that thing rushed up and threw a wine bottle at my head. I dodged and dodged. It was a Nokia in the backhand, and blood was seen at that time. Do you think this mobile phone is against the sky!

At that time, I was thinking, the quality of this Nokia is too good, it does not conform to China's national conditions at all, and within a few years, Nokia went bankrupt and was acquired by Microsoft.

Just when I missed the Nokia mobile phone infinitely, Wang Lili asked in a low voice: "What are you thinking, husband?"

"It's nothing, what's the matter, wife?" I asked, putting the phone in my pocket.

"I have a question for you?" Wang Lili asked nervously.

"Ask, there is no secret between me and you now, and there won't be any in the future." I told the truth, because in my opinion, since we can come together, we must learn to share everything that can be shared, but There is still a need for white lies to exist, this is called the way of husband and wife!

Speaking of which, when I was with Nannan at the beginning, I said everything, what I could do and what I couldn't do, anyway, I gave my heart to the other party.It is really afraid of melting in the mouth, and afraid of freezing in the palm of the hand.

But what happened?People say not to be so good, chop my little heart into pieces, like dumpling stuffing.

After breaking up, I learned a truth: Never underestimate a creature that can bleed for a month and a week without dying.When dealing with this kind of creature, you must make full use of the efficacy of sweet words and white lies. You must not say anything. If you don't do this, you will die without a place to die.

"Then I can ask." The other party whispered again, "You ask!" I still waited patiently for the other party's question, which is called a gentleman's demeanor.

"Do you have a virgin complex?" This guy actually asked such a question.

I thought for a while, and then returned: "If you say no, it is definitely a lie. Any normal man hopes that his wife's first time will be his own. But in reality, it is very difficult to do this, because Nobody wants to buy a piece of meat with the plastic wrap ripped."

What I said was not adulterated at all, but I was still worried that if I said it badly, it would affect Wang Lili's mood, so I thought about it for a while, and carefully considered what I was going to say before I said it.

"Oh! Then why don't women have virginity?" This little girl's question is so weird, what is it all about, what you should ask now is my parents' preferences, not the virginity complex.

"This is easy," I continued without thinking, "because no one wants to eat an unpeeled ham."

"Honey, then I'm not a virgin, are you still willing to marry me?" Wang Lili asked with her head tilted.

"Drive hard!" I was really afraid that the other party would ruin our lives when he was acting cute. After telling the other party to drive carefully, I said: "First love doesn't understand love. There is nothing wrong with this. Boys only have experienced broken love. Only after suffering the pain of a man can he grow into a man; and a girl can't get married if she doesn't experience scum, no woman can be a mother casually!"

"Haha, that means you don't care about my past?" After Wang Lili said this, I knew what this little girl was thinking.

"I don't care, but it doesn't mean that the old man doesn't care. Although my parents are very enlightened, this matter must never be brought up. My wife, let this matter stop here. I love you, not Your past, and I also clearly know how helpless, helpless, and sad you were. So, I swear that I will spend the rest of my life to let you live a happy life." I stared Looking into the other person's eyes, he replied seriously.

Wang Lili didn't answer right away, but was thinking about something.I thought about it, many men should have said this to her, but I guess no one could do it, otherwise it would not be my turn to say it.Thinking of this, I continued: "It's useless to say anything, I will prove it with actions, turn left at the intersection."

Wang Lili nodded, and under my guidance, drove to the front of my house.

to be continued