the last witcher
Chapter 498 Too embarrassing
As soon as I got out of the car, I heard a dog barking in the compound, Nima, the owner came back and called for a wool.
"Xiangxiang, Ding Xiaoyu, Kemei, Hei Niu, San'er, don't bark!" I shouted into the yard, making Wang Lili laugh. "Husband, your dog's name is quite interesting."
"That is, if there is a child in the future, the name I will name the child must be more interesting." I replied suggestively.
I thought that my mother would be very enthusiastic to open the door for us, but after waiting for a long time, no one seemed to come out to welcome us except for the dog barking.
"Maybe the old lady didn't hear it." I explained to Wang Lili, but the other party didn't answer, but just stood there silently, looking preoccupied.
I knew she was a little upset, so I reached into the door through the door opening, pulled the latch, and opened the door.However, it seems that the dogs have been locked up by my mother in the ornamental fish breeding room. The question is, where did the old lady go?
Holding Wang Lili's hand and entering the house, don't tell me, the old lady is really hardworking. The room that was originally a mess has been tidied up at this moment, and even the concrete floor has been dragged to the bright tiles. The water stains on the floor It's still clearly visible.
Wang Lili is not stupid, she can see the traces of the room being cleaned at a glance, but she is flustered because she has not seen my mother for so long.
"Honey, to be honest, this is the first time I've met the man's parents." Wang Lili said coyly.
"I'm afraid of wool, my parents will love you as much as they love me. No, they should love you more than me. In the future, if we quarrel, of course I mean if we quarrel, my parents don't care who is right. Wrong, you will definitely reprimand me, just based on this, what kind of people do you think my parents are?" I am really telling the truth, the old man has been a leader all his life, and he can handle such trivial matters of life with ease.
"Husband is the best! Oh, by the way, things are still in the car." Wang Lili probably was really nervous, and even forgot the things she bought in the car.
Accompanying Wang Lili to take the things in the car to the room one by one, but still did not see the old lady, I was a little depressed.But when Wang Lili turned around, her waist-length hair brushed against my cheek inadvertently, it was itchy, and it felt very good.
Maybe it was influenced by the third child, I especially like girls with long hair.Isn’t long hair and waists very popular recently? I used this format and wrote a limerick to talk about those girls with long hair and waists:
Waiting for her to have long hair up to her waist, her breasts are plump, her long legs are delicate and white, her black hair is curly and dyed, her makeup, eyeliner and colored contact lenses, she looks forward to herself in front of the mirror; , I just felt that the other party was stupid, and then I went to invite her again. I just wanted to hug her quickly, but I was cold, so I had to take a bath.
Wait for her long hair to reach her waist, cut off the high eyesight of the past, and look at the dazzling world. The feasting and feasting are so beautiful, the rich second has more golden cars, the second official is more imposing, the vain girl has black silk, and the golden son-in-law is happy. Hum huh oh oh Jichao, the bed is different every night, no matter what the morals are, all kinds of entertainment places, Huange also licked the bird, followed him into a couple, the chrysanthemum was also exposed, the bed was empty at dawn, don’t regret yourself fate;
When her long hair reaches her waist, her breasts and thighs are long and soft, she turns around to look for her first love, a foolish wife hugs her son, her true love will never return, she completely liberates her morals, she just wants to feed a tiger with her body, in exchange for spending money, earning a lot of money every day, The car show is full of food, Haitian is a feast, tens of thousands of people are killed overnight, and they don’t beg for mercy for several nights, and they are invited by sisters, and then they put on makeup, fashionable color contact lenses and famous bags. Tonight, they will be women again. .
Waiting for her to have long hair reaching her waist, wrinkled eye bags and chubby skin, she is still guarded by an idiot, who chooses the best for civil affairs and receives votes. , Be concealed from life to old age.
When she grows her hair up to her waist, looking back at the past, she worshiped money when she was young and ignorant, how much she lost her innocence, now she is old and decrepit, she no longer has the capital to flirt, feeling that the world is impermanent, time is like a razor, I only wish to live again in the next life Once, keep true love men, and love each other until they grow old.
"Why hasn't Auntie come back yet?" Wang Lili patted me who was in a daze, and asked suspiciously.
"Honey, lend me some money." I just said that without thinking.Although Wang Lili didn't know what I was going to do, she still handed the wallet to me obediently.
"I haven't been home for a long time. I plan to throw some money to my parents. They can buy whatever they want." I usually throw some money to my parents when I go home. One for Bai Fumei, let me borrow some for emergency.
Opening the wallet and looking, my good guy, this girl is really rich, not to mention a pile of hundred-yuan bills, and all kinds of bank cards have filled the slots of the wallet to the brim.
I took out five cards of Grandpa Mao and threw them on the kang, and then asked the other party to sit down and wait for my mother to come back.But this girl Wang Lili might be overly nervous, she didn't pay attention, she stumbled with her left foot and right foot, and threw herself on the kang for me.
I have a particularly bad problem, that is, the more physically and mentally weary, the more excited I am physically and mentally. It seems to be the sequelae of breaking up with Nan Nan.I didn't sleep much yesterday, and so many things happened this morning, plus the other party's chest was softly pressed against mine, and her face was only one centimeter away from mine, I couldn't hold back , Just hug each other and start chewing.
Wang Lili first struggled a few times symbolically, then her breathing began to speed up, and her little face became rosy. Before I finished eating, this girl held me down and began to kiss me down my cheek.
"Cough!" Accompanied by the coughing sound of my mother, we both woke up instantly. This damn is too embarrassing, I was supposed to meet my parents, but now my mother saw this, uh!Mom, we really can't help it, can you believe it?
Wang Lili hurriedly straightened her clothes, then stood aside with a blushing face, like a child who has done something wrong, and I pretended to be okay, and asked the old lady: "Mom, why did you go?"
Seeing the old lady holding a large basin of strawberries, she said: "You brat, you don't even say hello when you get home. I thought I didn't have any fruit at home, so I went to the neighbor who grows strawberries and bought you some pesticide-free strawberries." My strawberries are back..." My mother didn't say the following, but Wang Lili and I both guessed what the old lady wanted to say.
"Hello, Auntie, let me help you wash up." As expected of a big scene, Wang Lili immediately found a topic to cover up the embarrassment just now.
"No, no, Liangliang, your dad has gone to buy vegetables for you, and he will be back in a while, you can accompany him first..." My mother didn't know what to call Wang Lili.
"Ah, her name is Wang Lili, you can call me Lili." I hurriedly introduced to the old lady.
"Oh, then sit with Lili for a while, your dad will be back soon!" After the old lady finished speaking, she quickly left the room and walked towards the house where I used to live.
"Why is our mother going?" Wang Lili asked in confusion.
"Oh, there is solar energy in the bathroom of my house, my mother must have gone to wash strawberries for you." I explained to Wang Lili.
"I blame you, how do you want me to face our mother in the future?" Wang Lili swung her powder fist towards my chest and hit me hard, but the harder the hammer was, the weaker it became. At the end of the hammering, she couldn't help laughing speak up.
to be continued
"Xiangxiang, Ding Xiaoyu, Kemei, Hei Niu, San'er, don't bark!" I shouted into the yard, making Wang Lili laugh. "Husband, your dog's name is quite interesting."
"That is, if there is a child in the future, the name I will name the child must be more interesting." I replied suggestively.
I thought that my mother would be very enthusiastic to open the door for us, but after waiting for a long time, no one seemed to come out to welcome us except for the dog barking.
"Maybe the old lady didn't hear it." I explained to Wang Lili, but the other party didn't answer, but just stood there silently, looking preoccupied.
I knew she was a little upset, so I reached into the door through the door opening, pulled the latch, and opened the door.However, it seems that the dogs have been locked up by my mother in the ornamental fish breeding room. The question is, where did the old lady go?
Holding Wang Lili's hand and entering the house, don't tell me, the old lady is really hardworking. The room that was originally a mess has been tidied up at this moment, and even the concrete floor has been dragged to the bright tiles. The water stains on the floor It's still clearly visible.
Wang Lili is not stupid, she can see the traces of the room being cleaned at a glance, but she is flustered because she has not seen my mother for so long.
"Honey, to be honest, this is the first time I've met the man's parents." Wang Lili said coyly.
"I'm afraid of wool, my parents will love you as much as they love me. No, they should love you more than me. In the future, if we quarrel, of course I mean if we quarrel, my parents don't care who is right. Wrong, you will definitely reprimand me, just based on this, what kind of people do you think my parents are?" I am really telling the truth, the old man has been a leader all his life, and he can handle such trivial matters of life with ease.
"Husband is the best! Oh, by the way, things are still in the car." Wang Lili probably was really nervous, and even forgot the things she bought in the car.
Accompanying Wang Lili to take the things in the car to the room one by one, but still did not see the old lady, I was a little depressed.But when Wang Lili turned around, her waist-length hair brushed against my cheek inadvertently, it was itchy, and it felt very good.
Maybe it was influenced by the third child, I especially like girls with long hair.Isn’t long hair and waists very popular recently? I used this format and wrote a limerick to talk about those girls with long hair and waists:
Waiting for her to have long hair up to her waist, her breasts are plump, her long legs are delicate and white, her black hair is curly and dyed, her makeup, eyeliner and colored contact lenses, she looks forward to herself in front of the mirror; , I just felt that the other party was stupid, and then I went to invite her again. I just wanted to hug her quickly, but I was cold, so I had to take a bath.
Wait for her long hair to reach her waist, cut off the high eyesight of the past, and look at the dazzling world. The feasting and feasting are so beautiful, the rich second has more golden cars, the second official is more imposing, the vain girl has black silk, and the golden son-in-law is happy. Hum huh oh oh Jichao, the bed is different every night, no matter what the morals are, all kinds of entertainment places, Huange also licked the bird, followed him into a couple, the chrysanthemum was also exposed, the bed was empty at dawn, don’t regret yourself fate;
When her long hair reaches her waist, her breasts and thighs are long and soft, she turns around to look for her first love, a foolish wife hugs her son, her true love will never return, she completely liberates her morals, she just wants to feed a tiger with her body, in exchange for spending money, earning a lot of money every day, The car show is full of food, Haitian is a feast, tens of thousands of people are killed overnight, and they don’t beg for mercy for several nights, and they are invited by sisters, and then they put on makeup, fashionable color contact lenses and famous bags. Tonight, they will be women again. .
Waiting for her to have long hair reaching her waist, wrinkled eye bags and chubby skin, she is still guarded by an idiot, who chooses the best for civil affairs and receives votes. , Be concealed from life to old age.
When she grows her hair up to her waist, looking back at the past, she worshiped money when she was young and ignorant, how much she lost her innocence, now she is old and decrepit, she no longer has the capital to flirt, feeling that the world is impermanent, time is like a razor, I only wish to live again in the next life Once, keep true love men, and love each other until they grow old.
"Why hasn't Auntie come back yet?" Wang Lili patted me who was in a daze, and asked suspiciously.
"Honey, lend me some money." I just said that without thinking.Although Wang Lili didn't know what I was going to do, she still handed the wallet to me obediently.
"I haven't been home for a long time. I plan to throw some money to my parents. They can buy whatever they want." I usually throw some money to my parents when I go home. One for Bai Fumei, let me borrow some for emergency.
Opening the wallet and looking, my good guy, this girl is really rich, not to mention a pile of hundred-yuan bills, and all kinds of bank cards have filled the slots of the wallet to the brim.
I took out five cards of Grandpa Mao and threw them on the kang, and then asked the other party to sit down and wait for my mother to come back.But this girl Wang Lili might be overly nervous, she didn't pay attention, she stumbled with her left foot and right foot, and threw herself on the kang for me.
I have a particularly bad problem, that is, the more physically and mentally weary, the more excited I am physically and mentally. It seems to be the sequelae of breaking up with Nan Nan.I didn't sleep much yesterday, and so many things happened this morning, plus the other party's chest was softly pressed against mine, and her face was only one centimeter away from mine, I couldn't hold back , Just hug each other and start chewing.
Wang Lili first struggled a few times symbolically, then her breathing began to speed up, and her little face became rosy. Before I finished eating, this girl held me down and began to kiss me down my cheek.
"Cough!" Accompanied by the coughing sound of my mother, we both woke up instantly. This damn is too embarrassing, I was supposed to meet my parents, but now my mother saw this, uh!Mom, we really can't help it, can you believe it?
Wang Lili hurriedly straightened her clothes, then stood aside with a blushing face, like a child who has done something wrong, and I pretended to be okay, and asked the old lady: "Mom, why did you go?"
Seeing the old lady holding a large basin of strawberries, she said: "You brat, you don't even say hello when you get home. I thought I didn't have any fruit at home, so I went to the neighbor who grows strawberries and bought you some pesticide-free strawberries." My strawberries are back..." My mother didn't say the following, but Wang Lili and I both guessed what the old lady wanted to say.
"Hello, Auntie, let me help you wash up." As expected of a big scene, Wang Lili immediately found a topic to cover up the embarrassment just now.
"No, no, Liangliang, your dad has gone to buy vegetables for you, and he will be back in a while, you can accompany him first..." My mother didn't know what to call Wang Lili.
"Ah, her name is Wang Lili, you can call me Lili." I hurriedly introduced to the old lady.
"Oh, then sit with Lili for a while, your dad will be back soon!" After the old lady finished speaking, she quickly left the room and walked towards the house where I used to live.
"Why is our mother going?" Wang Lili asked in confusion.
"Oh, there is solar energy in the bathroom of my house, my mother must have gone to wash strawberries for you." I explained to Wang Lili.
"I blame you, how do you want me to face our mother in the future?" Wang Lili swung her powder fist towards my chest and hit me hard, but the harder the hammer was, the weaker it became. At the end of the hammering, she couldn't help laughing speak up.
to be continued
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