the last witcher

Xiao Yu'er hesitated for a while, probably thinking about how to explain the incident to me in detail, of course, this is my conclusion after hearing it.

I heard this girl say slowly: "A distant relative of my family, according to seniority, I have to call him uncle, his family has encountered difficulties recently."

"Does it have something to do with our business?" The other party said too generally. If Nima borrows money, get out as soon as possible. The little master is still so poor, where can I get the extra money to help you?

"I can't tell, but I know it's a tricky thing." Xiao Yu'er continued, seeing that I didn't answer, the girl rolled her big eyes and said, "You know Buddha Relic, right?"

This is all about what, this sentence came out of nowhere, but I still know the classification of relics very well, so I nodded and said: "The relics are divided into: Buddha finger relics, Buddha tooth relics, meat relics, hair relics , broken body relics, etc., but I don’t know what kind of relics you are talking about.”

"I don't know about this, but I know that there is a piece of relic in my relative's house, which was hidden in a bronze Buddha he bought at the beginning, and was discovered by him accidentally. Because my relative's family believed in this very much, they gave the relic a good life. When enshrining, the purpose is to meet someone with predestined relationship as soon as possible, so that the relic can return to the place it should return to.

But recently, strange things have happened in my relatives’ family. First, my uncle’s son was hospitalized for no reason, and the hospital did not find any symptoms; then, my uncle was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease, and sooner or later he became ill. Adults with dementia; and my aunt was hit by a car when she went out, and she broke a leg. She was raised for half a year, and what the hell, it was only when the stitches were removed that she found out that the bone was spliced ​​crookedly. "When Xiao Yu'er said this, Concubine Ling and I couldn't hold back, we burst out laughing.

"Your dishes are ready!" The auntie in the cafeteria shouted to our table, "Here we come!" Concubine Ling nodded at me after replying, then got up and went to serve the dishes.

Xiao Yu'er didn't care whether the imperial concubine could hear the whole thing, and when I turned around, I continued to narrate: "According to the logic, people's family offering relics should add blessings and longevity, and protect peace, but now not only It didn’t play a good role, and it’s still bad luck, so I said it’s not good.”

"There's nothing wrong with that, the relic is fake." I replied to Xiao Yu'er with a smile.

"It's true, my fourth aunt told me personally." Xiao Yu'er said to me very seriously, which surprised me very much.

Because the "Mahaparinirvana Sutra" says: "If you see the relics of the Tathagata, you will see the Buddha. Offering relics is the treasure of the Buddha, and seeing the Buddha is the body of the Dharma." According to the definition of this statement, offering relics is like worshiping the Lord Buddha. , and is the Lord Buddha who appeared in the world.

At the same time, since the relic is the incarnation of the Buddha left in the world, only those with great fortune can see it.Moreover, the people who see it need to accumulate good dharma in hundreds of kalpas and thousands of kalpas, and only those who practice Buddhism can have this good fate.

How lucky is this uncle to be able to get one?But why do people with such good fortune suffer so many disasters?What is the cause and effect relationship?Well, it's no wonder that Xiao Yu'er said she couldn't explain clearly, and it seems that I can't explain clearly either.

Seeing me in a daze, Xiao Yu'er guessed what I was thinking at the moment, so he stopped talking and stared blankly at me sitting there thinking.

However, these two girls are really willing to spend money. While I was thinking, Ling Fei brought the dishes to the table one by one, including scrambled eggs with tomatoes, cabbage fungus, Kung Pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, fried vegetarian tofu, There are eight dishes of salted chicken neck, dried silkworm chrysalis, and roasted eggplant with meat. The soup is sauerkraut soup, and the staple food is a large plate of fried noodles.

"Eat quickly, think about it when you're full." Concubine Ling handed the chopsticks to my hand, urging me to move them.

I didn't take the chopsticks handed over by the other party, but politely replied: "Eat when you are hungry, I just finished eating."

Actually, I’m telling the truth. As mentioned above, Wang Lili accompanied me to my parents’ place. It only took a while. Even if I were a pig, I wouldn’t be hungry.

But these two girls don't think so, they think I'm being polite to them, and keep asking me to move my chopsticks. Damn, I'm so fat now, it must be fed by you people.

Originally, my digestive system is very good. Everything I eat is absorbed by the body, and then I become fat. I also catch up with weddings and Fengshui shops. It is equivalent to the nature of work that I eat after I am busy and sleep after I eat. , It's strange if you don't grow meat.

No way, I had to take a few mouthfuls of symbolic food. Don’t tell me, the food in this cafeteria is not bad. Although the taste is average, the food is very large. I can’t finish it in a while. I will pack it up and bring it back to feed my family. dog.

These two girls are also affordable enough, picking up some meat and vegetables and putting them in my bowl, they are really childish.Looking at the mountain of food in the bowl, I felt very greasy.So I touched my pocket and found out that there was no smoke, which made me depressed.

How can I imagine, Lingfei actually took out a box of Hongtashan from her pocket and handed it to me, "Smoke is not good, you can make do with it."

Yo!I didn't see it, you little girl can still smoke.I was not polite at the moment, grabbed a cigarette and lit one, and the greasy feeling just now disappeared without a trace.

This is really "a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god; a cigarette after a meal will immediately go to heaven!"

Just as I was puffing, Xiao Yu'er put down his chopsticks and asked weakly, "Are you full?" "Yes!" I replied truthfully.

"Eat more, you've eaten too little, like a rabbit." Concubine Ling also put down her chopsticks and said to me.

Just as I wanted to thank the other party for their kindness, Xiao Yuer's phone rang.

"Well, I'm in the teacher's college, what, I'll get the points, Ciao, you're afraid that you won't find a girlfriend in the teacher's college, what are you afraid of in the physical education department, you're fucked, okay, I get it, I'll call you later." Xiao Yu'er answered the phone on his own, without hiding anything.

"What's wrong?" I asked curiously.

"I have a junior who is also studying in this school, and I fell in love with him. This brat doesn't know how to look at people. After less than a year of finding that partner, he fell in love with a boy from the Department of Physical Education. Proposed to break up with my junior.

But if you share it, you can share it. Whoever leaves these days will not be able to survive, but the girlfriend of my junior, actually asked my junior for 2000 yuan in youth loss fees. You say it is annoying. "Xiao Yu'er raised her voice an octave and said.

"If you don't give it to her, it's over." Ling Fei said coldly, which is exactly what I want to say.

"My junior is from the normal department. You have seen him before, but he is not tall." Xiao Yu'er gestured while talking, and after seeing Ling Fei's sudden realization, the guy continued: "You I also know that the boys in the normal department are still boys, and they almost pinched an orchid to go to the women's bathroom, so I don't want to be a bear, and I'm planning to raise money for that girl."

"If you don't give it to her, why? He has so much in the physical education department?" Concubine Ling said indignantly.

"That brat has that gang (dialect: meaning backbone)." Xiao Yu'er said helplessly.

While Ling Fei and Xiao Yu'er were researching countermeasures, I felt that my bad water kept coming up, and I couldn't hold it back, so I said to the two girls with a smirk: "I have Way, do you want to hear it?"

to be continued