the last witcher

"What way? Let's hear it?" Xiao Yu'er asked curiously.

"I think non-violence and lack of virtue are the best way to solve this problem." I said with a smirk.

Xiao Yu'er asked with great interest: "Lack of virtue, haha, that's an interesting statement, what should I do specifically?"

"It's just 2000 yuan, it's easy to say." I took a breath and continued: "The money can be given to her, but she must bring the boy from the physical education department with me. I guess I will ask your junior for money. , It was also a bad move made by the man in the physical education department behind his back.

Then let's use 2000 yuan to damage these two dogs.Find ten boys, and each of them walks over to give the girl 200 yuan. Ten people are exactly two thousand. Let her new boyfriend see what kind of girl this girl is. I don't believe that he is willing to take the blame. "

Before I finished, the two girls laughed unbearably. "Jia Shu, you are so wicked, you can even think of such a way, I give in to you." Xiao Yu'er said to me with a maniacal smile, Ling Fei kept nodding her head.Afterwards, Xiao Yu'er dialed the phone and told her junior about my method. From Xiao Yu'er's expression, I could feel how happy that junior was!

Cut, looking at the two girls in front of me, I proudly said: "Your brother, when I was in college, I failed courses, skipped classes, fell in love (bragging), recorded demerits, entered the student union, attended parties, and so on. I almost died, what a trivial matter."

As soon as I finished speaking, the two girls laughed even more happily.I really don't plan to go shopping with my mother and Wang Lili, as a man, I'm really not interested in that, so I choose to sit here and continue teasing the two girls in front of me, "Actually, there's no need for you two to waste money, order so much vegetable.

Cross Xiaozhuang Flyover, there is a hot pot restaurant just in front of the station, it looks like Grassland Xiang Bar, their hot pot soup base and ingredients are free, and then go to his house to eat.

When you go in, ask the waiter if the soup base and ingredients are free. After the other party said that it is free, the three of us ordered three plates of hand-rolled noodles. One plate cost three yuan, and then boiled in a clear water pot, mixed with sesame sauce, sesame oil, and fermented bean curd. , Chive sauce, etc., the taste is simply delicious! "

"Yeah, it smells cheap!" Concubine Ling replied happily. "The waiter in the restaurant must be mad at you." Xiao Yu'er said next.

"Okay, the joke is over, let me tell you about your uncle's family." I flicked out the cigarette butt, and then said seriously, Xiao Yuer stopped laughing when he saw that I was serious, and waited for my answer.

"Give me the address, I'll take a look at it when I have time." I felt that it was necessary to go and have a look in person, so I told Xiao Yu'er the answer I had thought up.

"Okay!" Xiao Yu'er happily took out a note from the satchel she was carrying, and handed it to me. It seemed that the little girl had already prepared it.

I was looking at the address when I realized that Xiao Yu'er quickly took out his phone and took a photo of a table of dishes, which means it should be uploaded to Weibo.

Haha, what is Weibo? In my opinion, Weibo is the bathroom. When I write a Weibo, the water heater says: fire!The dome light said: It's on!The shower said: Pfft!The toilet said: Laughing pee!Soap said: Hand slippery!The fan said: The system turns automatically!Papa said: I don't understand!The toilet paper said: It's too good!The floor said: Wet!The towel said: I wipe it!The sewer said: strong row!The foot pad slipped and said: Kneel down!

After Xiao Yuer finished fiddling with the phone, I said, "Your uncle's house is in Lishan."

"Yeah, I live in Anshan, what's the matter?" Xiao Yuer asked puzzled.

"It's nothing. I'm going to sell fish on Monday. I'll see if it's on the way. If it's on the way, I'll go and have a look after I sell the fish." I told the truth.

"What kind of fish are you selling?" Concubine Ling asked me curiously. "Ornamental fish, go to Anshan once a week, and wholesale to wholesalers in Northeast and North China." I found that all women are very curious, and the two silly girls in front of me are no exception.

"Oh!" I could tell that Ya definitely didn't understand, and I didn't intend to continue explaining, so I continued to ask: "An accident happened to another relative's house. What happened?"

After Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling looked at each other, their mouths babbled for a long time, like a fucking goldfish, they didn't say a word, this shit is going to make trouble like that.

"Is there something unspeakable?" I asked the two girls carefully.

Xiao Yu'er counted for a while with a helpless expression, and then said to me: "I'll tell you about this, don't tell my fourth aunt, otherwise she will strangle me to death."

"Tell me what's the matter first." This made me anxious, without saying anything.Besides, I don't even know what it is, so how can I promise you.

"If you can't guarantee it, I won't be able to continue." Xiao Yu'er blushed anxiously, and said to me helplessly.

I thought about the endless entanglement, so I gritted my teeth and said cruelly: "I promise not to tell Si Gu, but the premise is that this matter can't be too outrageous, how about it?"

"How do you calculate it out of line?" Concubine Ling asked Xiao Yu'er helping her.

"As long as it doesn't hurt the sky!" I replied helplessly.

"It's not unreasonable, right?" "It shouldn't be." "Then tell him?" "You make up your own mind, I can't decide this matter!" These two bastard girls actually thought I was air, so they sat on me Start researching on the opposite side, wipe!

After the two of them researched for a while, Xiao Yu'er took a sip of soda, and then said to me: "My aunt's family has a cousin, I introduced him to him, and that girl is also my roommate with Lingfei. But now the two The relationship between them is not very good, and recently, the two of them are breaking up. My cousin became a little crazy when he was in a hurry. He planned to ask Si Gu for help, but Si Gu was away and recommended you. See if you can Do me this favor?"

"What kind of outrageous thing is this?" I was really defeated by the innocence of these two girls.

"This, this..." Xiao Yu'er actually stuttered.If we want to talk about the critical moment, the concubine Ling has to take care of the matter (dialect: assertive, responsible), seeing that Xiao Yuer can't continue, the concubine Ling said frankly: "At the beginning, my roommate and the whole dormitory The relationship is not good, this should be her personal reason.

For example, she was going to buy a down jacket, but her family only gave her [-] yuan a month for living expenses, and she spent [-] on the clothes, and only [-] yuan was left.Even if the food in our cafeteria is cheap, two hundred yuan a month is not enough to eat.As a result, this girl ate one meal a day, and she was already anemic, but now she became even sicker.

No matter how bad we have a bad relationship with her, we are still in the same dormitory after all, and she is not short of her meal money, so when we study cooking, we take turns to bring her a share to help her get through this month .

But the problem is, we sent the meal back, and the old man said he would not eat it, which made us angry, but we had nothing to do with her.She would rather be hungry than have us help her.What do you think this is? "

"Oh!" I figured it out, this girl wants face, not a place, haha, she belongs to a well that looks like two things horizontally and vertically, no wonder she doesn't get on well with her roommates.However, what does this have to do with harming nature and reason?

to be continued